Welcome to Chaos Emerald High

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters other then the few I made up. I'm just using their appearance, some characteristics of theirs, and names


"No, no, no, NO!!!" the dog loving boy yelled at the top of his lungs not to make a point but to have the blond (who made the step sister from 'Cinderella' look like a pro in her playing skills) and Shino (who seemed to be a one-man band and believed himself to be the next Louis Armstrong in Bass Clarinet) stop whatever it was that they were trying to do. Which in Kiba's opinion was screw his plan to win the talent show, even second place seemed out of the question. Hell, at this point they'd be lucky if they could even get a consolation prize with the way they were playing right now. Not saying that Kiba was bad... or so in his mind. Truth be told he hadn't picked up his trumpet since he stopped taking the lessons his mother gave him back in the sixth grade and it sure showed. Because lets face it, 'Mary had a Little Lamb' only got you so far.

"What's wrong now?" Naruto asked annoyed he had been stopped for the fifth time during their practice, which had only lasted ten minutes.

"What's not wrong!" Kiba barked.

"Hey, I resent that." The teen in glasses said as he held the bass clarinet next to him as if protecting it from what words were coming out.

"Look you guys if we want to win, we'll have to try and work together on this. Shino that means no more of this playing solo! And Naruto, try and stay on key for once!"

"I can't help it if I haven't played in almost five years!"

Kiba could start to feel the pounding headache that came with frustration and he was starting to doubt his plans for even starting this band for the talent show. If only they had something going for them other then Shino's ego. Wait, that was it they needed something else, or in this case someone... but who? Someone that could take the attention away from the horrible noise that was called music. Someone that had that kind of power to draw attention to themselves without even trying someone like...

"Hell no I'm not doing it." Sasuke said as he continued to walk away from the desperate boy. But this was lunch and since he had every right to follow him he did just that (though most would consider this to be stocking).

He was the only good looking guitar player around, well, supposedly he played guitar. Apparently when he stayed late at school one day a fangirl heard him, but at this point that was enough for Kiba at the moment.

He stood in front of the ebony haired boy once more, "Come on Sasuke you're are only hope. You just gotta do it."

But merely blocking the path because you believed that you are a wall and asking like your God wouldn't work on someone like Uchiha Sasuke. And he simply walked past the boy once more.

But yet again the boy showed his face, this time three feet in front of Sasuke which almost got him wondering if Neji should really the star player but the dog boy started his plea for the umpteenth time.

"Please do it, I'm begging you!"

This was starting to get Sasuke thinking Kiba's pestering made his fangirls look like a joke.

"What do I get out of it?" Something inside Sasuke came to him whether it be a gain of generosity or a loss of sanity, he decided to see what was offered if he did so agree.

However Kiba hadn't thought things out that far so he said the first thing that would have sold him to do just about anything.

"I'll do your homework for four months."

"I rank higher on tests then you, why would I want to be pulled down?"

"I'll make it A work."

"What if it's not?"

"Well... I'll... I'll..." Just what would he do? He had to think of something and lets face it his grades weren't that great to begin with so what was one with desperation to do?

"I'm not showing up to anything except the talent show so you tell me what to play and that's it." Kiba then tried to open his mouth to speak but Sasuke continued, "Also I want you to give me A papers on my desk first thing in the morning before everyone else gets there and if it's ever found out you do my homework... lets just say you better not have it happen or your high school life will be shortened." And he could do it too, he was Uchiha Sasuke after all.

Sasuke walked away from Kiba who looked even more pale then the ebony haired boy (if it was even possible) and as he left Shino and Naruto came out from the bush they hid behind. Kiba then gave them both a pleading look as if to ask what to do next which they were more then happy to answer.

"You're doing it all." Shino said as the too walked away from the now perplexed boy who was now at a total loss and for the first time wondered if the whole thing was worth it, he decided that in the end it probably wasn't...


"Move over I can't see anything!"

"Unfortunately honey there's nothing to see here either."

"Liar and don't call me honey!"

"If you don't stop pushing me we're going to fall over." But the crack of the branch told them it was far too late for that now. And down came Suigetsu, Karin, and all.

"Owww..." Suigetsu moaned as he rubbed his bottom and Karin prove to be inhuman to the fall picking herself up as soon as she hit the ground.

"Great now we'll never see them from here!"

"No kidding, it was your fault your ass was too big to fit."

"How dare you say that to a lady."

"You? A lady? I knew you were strange but I didn't think you were delusional too."

And then it started, the rant of how he was the most low-down animal she had ever seen and took up space and air for the rest of the people in the world. While this went on Suigetsu decided to tune her out and reflect on the question that seemed to be tugging at his now pounding head. 'Why am I even here?'

The scene played out two days pryer when school had finished and the results of the partners for the biography had been given their partners along with dismay or joy from both parties. This meant agony on Suigetsu's part, never did he want to be paired up with this girl on a desert island let alone as a research partner on some project he wasn't too hot on in the first place (unless it was some hot chick).

A set of hands painted off pink slammed furiously onto his desk but before Suigetsu could argue with the owner for secretly making him jump she spoke first.

"I got a plan." Karin said as Suigetsu just sat back with a elbow on the desk and a bored look on his face.

"Sorry but I'm in no hurry to do this and find out what makes you so insane in the first place."

A slight twitch came on her face but she brushed it off as she spoke again. "No you moron, I mean with Sasuke-kun and Sakura."

Suigetsu's ears seemed to almost perk up at the mention of a certain pink haired girl's name. "What about Sakura?" That was when Karin knew she had him.

"We can spy on them and see to it that nothing happens with them not to mention I'll find out more about Sasuke-kun then any other fangirl around here!"

"Wouldn't that be Sakura who would know more..."

"No because I'll be spying on them and with all the other information will make me be the one who knows the most."

"But I'm pretty sure Sakura knows that stuff you know too."

"Just who's side are you on?"

"No ones really..."

"So it's settled. Meet me at the front of the school in ten minutes and we'll start today."

He hadn't even agreed to it and she was still dragging him along and it didn't help that she knew exactly when and where Sasuke would be at all times even that it took him ten minutes to leave and he always looked to the right when he left the school building and he knew it wouldn't stop there, no this was the beginning of a long and scary trip down the trail known as obsession or what he called Karin.

Susigetsu thought to himself as Karin continued bitchin' him out, if she would die from loss of affection from Sasuke or his own hands before the end of the year...


'This band still sucks.' Kiba thought bitterly to himself as they went off once more only to have Kiba wonder if they should even bother with this talent show and just get everyone music lessons first or in Shino's case a band and concert hall.

What else made a band, Kiba had to think and hard. They had their good-looking guy but even Sasuke could only distract the horrible noise that was suppose to be music for so long...

Naruto's beating on the box was distracting his thought process and he needed all the brain cells he could mustard up right now, so why was he making even more noise... wait that was it, a beat!

"Naruto you're a genius!"

The fox like boy crossed his eyebrows and frowned, "Huh?" he was expecting a lot of things from his mouth but genius wasn't one of them.

"We need a drummer for our band."

"A drummer?" Shino asked confused as Kiba elaborated. "We need someone who plays drums in our band someone who can keep a decent beat now we just need a good drummer... but who plays drums?"

A smile came upon the blonds face when Kiba asked and Naruto spoke, "I know someone who's pretty good..."

"Who, who?"

If it was at all possible the smile grew even wider as the name came out and Kiba's joyful face went down 90 degrees lower.

"Rock Lee at your service I will do my best to be the best drummer for your band and I promise not to fail you in any way."

Kiba could feel the headache long before the sticks ever laid themselves on the drums, he could see his dreams sprout wings and fly out the window but most of all he saw the mess that was in front of him that would probably cause everything to go downhill. But what could he do? The talent show was in one week and he had already signed them up. Well he would do the only thing he could at this point, join them.

Naruto looked around at what they had for their band and couldn't help but chuckle at the people in front of him that were suppose to be some form of a band and how it was starting to look more and more like a comedy act then any band he had ever seen...


Dude Karin and Suigetsu is like my favorite OTP, but only in a funny way because seeing them kiss would make me lose my cookies (but not the ones I almost just brunt).

BTW did you like the new title I gave to the story, yes I wanted to make sure you were paying attention to the story.

Umm... that's all for now I bet you can't wait for the Talent show because I know you'll so love it. Here's a preview: "He's just warming up." :) I know you want it like I want Simon Baker or Patrick Dempsey (sp?).