Yay, another one with these two. Wyrem was feeling down so I figured something with lots of humor would cheer her up 8D

Disclaimer: Located at the first chapter, sir! -salutes-

Playtime

"I can't believe you're forcing me to get on a broom. My back isn't as good as it used to be, " commented Draco, who was making a face at the broom that was floating.

"Oh nonsense. If your back was killing you then you wouldn't have sex."

Draco laughed before snagging Harry towards him with his left arm, "It's all in the hips, Potter." While he said that, he bumped his hip into Harry's. After blushing in embarrassment, Harry pulled free from Draco so that he could get on his broom.

Draco tilted his head while he watched Harry swung himself up on the broom. "So, you'd rather ride a broom than me?"

"Malfoy!"

"Okay, okay," said Draco while putting his hands up. "No need to get all touchy, I was merely joking."

"Just get on the broom, Malfoy."

Draco sighed and got on the broom, "I can't believe I'm doing this."

"Oh come on, it's been a while since I've flown."

"Then just get a dragon-"

"On a broom, Malfoy, on a broom! Would you stop with that dragon nonsense?!"

Draco just smirked, "Dragons are the best. They make brooms look like hay attached to a stick."

Harry felt like banging his head into a wall now. "All right, how about this. We race to those trees way over there and whoever comes back here wins."

"Oh please Potter. That is too easy. I could do that with my eyes shut."

"Then what do you suggest then?"

"How about we go to the trees and....go back home so that I can bed you again." Draco even had the gull to waggle his eyebrows at Harry, who only stared at him.

"What?"

"Well, I find it more fun than...this. I mean, it's sounds way too touchy-romantic-like."

"Says the one that called me Harry teddy and muffin," muttered Harry underneath his breath. "Okay, then how about whoever catches this-" Harry pulled something from his pocket. "-wins?"

"A snitch?"

"Yeah!"

"A snitch, Potter? Really?"

"Uh huh."

"You can't be serious- Wait, where did you get it anyway?!"

"My pants?"

Draco just stared at him. "You smart arse, I meant where did you buy it or, I don't know, stole it?"

"Stole? For Merlin's sake Malfoy, why would I do that?"

"Oh I don't know, you did steal my pants and underwear-"

"Anyway, whoever catches this first...um...."

"Mmhm, didn't think you could think of something for the winner. So, leave a Slytherin to think of that."

"Hey, the hat was going to put me in that house!"

"It's only because of...you know who giving you that scar."

"I can be sneaky and sly too!"

"Oh? Can you?"

"Yes!"

"Try me, Potter." Oh, such a twist there.

"Whoever loses will have to go in the mall and say anything that the winner tells them out loud."

"....that's the best you have?"

"Oh, I have more but...I don't think it would be appropriate."

"Uh huh. So, Potter, you ready to be the one that loses?"

"You wish." Oh the memories that went with those words. Draco couldn't help but shake his head while smirking before leaning on his broom. However, when he did, he groaned. "Damn, been a while since I've done this."

"And you say I'm weak," teased Harry.

"You are when it comes to my body-"

"Okay, I'll let this go and on the count of three, we go."

"-and...wait, how are we going to find it in the middle of the night?!"

With a wave of his wand, Harry made orbs of lights floating around the land. At the sight, Draco shook his head while scoffing, "Such a show off."

"You were the one that was whining-"

"I was merely stating a fact, Potter."

"All right, all right, let's just do this." Harry pushed his hand up for the snitch to fly up. Both of them followed it with their eyes while Harry counted.

"One-"

It made a zig zag in the air.

"-two-"

A huge run to the left.

"-three!"

With a kick off the ground, both of them chased after the snitch, and since this wasn't really a real Quidditch match, it was easier. With many shoves and other maneuvers, both of them clearly showed that they were having fun while trying to catch the snitch.

While Harry reached to grab it, Draco was sneaky and squeezed Harry's ass once more. "Bloody hell! Would you stop doing that, Malfoy?! I'm not a squeeze toy!"

"But you are a toy," teased Draco.

"I am not! Stop twisting my words you....you ferret!"

"Oh that's quite low Potter. Real mature."

"Says the one who was grabbing my arse!"

"Hey, I'll have you know that is mature."

Harry rolled his eyes and soon realized that the both of them, while bantering on like idiots, had lost sight of the snitch. "Blimey, where did it go?"

"Don't ask me," said Draco while he looked around.

It was absolutely no where in sight.

"Let's just call it quits Potter. I want to go back home and eat. I'm starving and you didn't let me have dinner yet!"

"What's this? Is Draco Malfoy quitting on a challenge?"

"A challenge?"

"Yes!"

"This is not even remotely a challenge Potter. I'd rather read than do this remotely boring game."

"But-"

"Last one back to the house is bottom!" With that, Draco flew off - leaving Harry in the dust. The snitch, which had disappeared before, floated near Harry, who looked at it like it was the one to blame. "I never really liked catching you," he mumbled out before going after Draco.

The snitch just floated around before making odd flying patterns before disappearing away.

So, who won? See for yourself...

"I can't believe I ran into a tree. A. Tree!"

"You know what they say Malfoy, payback's a pain in the arse. Well, more like your forehead."

So, to get back at ol' Malfoy, Harry called up his work and said the following: "I'm afraid he won't be coming in. Hm? Oh, nothing. He was too busy looking backwards that he ran into a tree while walking."

"Potter!"

"Oh wait, make that sleep walking." When Harry hung up the phone and walked into their room, he was met with a look from Draco.

"That was the most dumbest reason I've ever heard."

"It was either that or driving in a mini pick up truck."

"...you are not Slytherin. Not even in the tiniest bit. Looks like I have to put more in you-"

The door slam shut and Draco just smirked victoriously.

A bit longer but hopefully it was enjoyable too. Poor Draco, but at least his snarky comments are still in him even when injured, right? :D