Cullen Cats

Chappie 2: The Party

A/N OK let me clear some stuff up. The Cullens are still vampires. Carlisle is all gangster cus well I thought it would be funny. And this story is supposed to be random! That's why its funny. Thank you to my fav. person xxxxxRenesmeeCarlieBlackxxxxx for adding this story to your favorites and for reviewing. You are super nice and awesome! So are you twilight-82195!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight… Jasper: Or or or! Me: What are you, a seal? Jasper: You were supposed to say or any Lady Gaga songs used in this chapter! Me: Well the REAL Jasper is sooo much cooler than you! Jasper: *flips me off* Me: I do not own ANYTHING!!! Happy! Jasper: As a clam!

(At the party…)

Mike: Nice party Bella!

Bella: It's not my party stupid.

Mike: Okay…I love you!

Edward: Die! *kills Mike*

Jessica: Awkward.

Bella: *cricket*

Jasper: Bella its time for Truth or Dare!

Bella: *screaming* NO!!! Help me! SOS!!!!!!! *gets dragged away by Jasper*

Alice: Okay gather around my fellow cats! I want nada complaining! *grins at me smugly*

Me: *sarcastic* Wow! So she finally knows what nada means!

Rosalie: Go away.

Me: Whatever. *disappears into the abyss*

Emmett: Oh oh!!! Me first! Okay I dare Bella to jump on a table and sing Poker Face by Lady Gaga!

Bella: NO!!! I hate that song! Edward help me!!!!

Edward: *sleeping* Zzz…

Bella: Stupid vampire/cat!

Alice: Well get on with it!

Bella: *jumps on random table*

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in texas, please
Fold em' let em' hit me, raise it baby, stay with me
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked i'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what i've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that i love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before i pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause i'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she`s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

Emmett: *laughing hysterically* OMG!!! That was sooo funny!

Edward: *also laughing hysterically* Your right! I don't think I've ever seen anything so funny!

Bella: OH! SO NOW YOURE AWAKE!!!!! *beats Edward up*

Edward: *screaming* Help! She's gonna kill me!

Jasper: Haha! We should play Truth or Dare more often!

Alice: You got that right!

A/N Ok I hope that was funny enough for you guys. Just so you know, I will be on A LOT! It's summer after all. I'll try to post a chapter every day, but if I don't please don't be mad! Oh and I will include the wolves in this story. They will make an appearance in 2 chapters. 3 for Jacob. The pack is going to stay as wolves, not cats but they will not be changing into humans. Now that I've gotten that cleared up, read and review peoples! And please be nice!

Sasha (Jasper4ever)