I am so sorry you guys! I read through my story and I noticed quite a few mistakes.

(banging my head against the wall) Stupid, stupid, stupid! Would someone kindly point out any mistakes if you see them. I NEED A BETA! DAMN IT TO HELL! Could someone tell me how to get a beta and how it work?! It would be much appreciated!

I forgot to thank you guy in chapter 5 for the 20 reviews! I love reviews! Also another 8 reviews for chapter 5! YOU GUYS ROCK!

Oh, by the way I made TWO one-shots! One for Saku/Ita and another for Saku/Shika!

Also, THREE new stories! Though, I thinking of redoing the one with the least reviews! Sayonara!

Chapter 7: The chase is on!


Sakura was screaming her head off as she 'tried' to get away.

Itachi had Sakura pinned to the ground before she touched the doorknob.

"ITACHI, WHAT THE HELL! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" She turned around and knocked him off her. She jumped to turn the knob and found it LOCKED! It just rattled around with her constant pulling. When she turned around, she was shocked at the scene before her. Itachi was sitting on the bed looking amused at her struggles.

"That's it! The door won't open then it's time for the door to DIE!" She kicked the door expecting it just to fall off it's hinges, not to completely shatter! Even though she just waved it off and start running away. "See you sucker!"

Itachi just laugh at her, then he just began to run after her. "SAKURA, YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!"

He was surprised when she had made it to the stairs and then did the unexpected; jump on the railing and started to slide downward. That gained the attention of more than one servant. Still, he trailed after her, right on her heels.

"It is useless koi. Just give up. Though, I do love this game of cat and mouse."

"Not on your life!"

"Stop being so difficult."

"I was born difficult!"

"I could of guessed that!"


Let me just clarify a few things. The doorknob was closed with Itachi's chakra. It wouldn't open without Itachi's permission. He learned his lesson about locking his door. Poor Sakura!

Also, I may do another short chapter for today! On second thought, I'll just put it down here!

Chapter 7 ½ : A joke, a joke, THAT WAS A DAMN JOKE!


"Oh shut the hell up! While you're at it, stop chasing me!"

"What is going…."

Sakura knocked the poor, unfortunate CM over.

"Sorry but Itachi is chasing me!" She screamed over her shoulder.

'Oh crap, he's right behind me!'

'Don't talk! Run like the wind!'

'Okay, you have to stop leaving me alone at times like this!'

"I thought you were a big girl, THAT YOU COULD HANDLE THIS!"

'I WANT TO KNOW WHO IN THE HELL CAN HANDLE A VAMPIRE MATE!'

'Actually, uh… you're a vampire now too.'

She came to halt at this new information.

'Don't stop, run damn it!'

'Hey, you said that I'm a vampire now right?'

'No duh!'

'I should be able to fly, right?'

'Oh my god, don't tell me you're goin'….'

'Yeah!'

-Jumps under the covers with an eye peeking out from underneath- 'I CAN'T WATCH THIS!'

Sakura finds the nearest window and jumps out of it!

"Are you crazy! Never mind, I already know the answer to that. Get your ass back in the castle."

'Uh, Huston, we have a problem.'

'Please tell me the you can fly!'

'If I did, I would be lying!'

-Grabs a Sakura voodoo doll and starts to slap it ! 'WHAT -slap- THE -slap- HELL -slap- IS -slap- WRONG -slap- WITH -slap- YOU! -BITCH SLAPS IT'

'Ouch, I'm sorry!'

'You're so lucky I don't slap you again but Itachi coming to save your moronic ass!'

Sakura feels arms grab her. "When did you get here!"

"Sakura, you are going to be the death of me!"

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP CHASING ME!"

"Stop yelling, we are on the ground now." And sure enough, they were.

Three people came out of the shadows.

"That was… interesting -burst out laughing- No, that was hilarious!" -Sasuke-

"I guess our joke what a bit far?" -Tsunade-

"That was great inspiration for my book but I going to have to spice it up a little bit" -Ero-sensei-

Sakura looked at the group shunned. Her voice crack as she said "A joke, a joke, THAT WAS A DAMN JOKE!"

"Calm down Sakura."

"Calm down, oh I'll show you calm, I'LL CALM DOWN AFTER I KILL YOU ALL!"

They ran like rabbits!


Happy New Years!!!

From the Vampire Kingdom of Naruto

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