The Cullen Cats

Chappie 4: Esme's Wrath

A/N Okay so I'm going to Hawaii for a week so during that time you will have to be patient unfortunately. As soon as I get back, I shall post some new chapters for you guys! Oh and I might just have a new story for everyone! It will be called Song of Your Heart. However, I won't start on that one till I'm back from Hawaii okay. Please bear with me. So anyhow, I know you guys will love this chapter! By the way, there won't be 9 chapters. Only 8. Sorry!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight mm'kay. Emmett: I love yogurt! Me: I thought you weren't sugar high anymore. Emmett: I'm not. I just REALLY love yogurt! Me: Okay….umm….whatever.

(after the party…dun dun dun)

Edward: Damn, it looks like a tornado came through here.

Alice: Oh no! Esme is gonna be really mad! *starts crying*

Me: Haha. Wimp!

Jasper: Go away.

Me: Man, you guys are mean! *runs off to go flirt with a cute emo dude named Shaun*

Rosalie: Oooh! You are in sooo much trouble!

Emmett: Run! Hide! *hides in a random closet*

Esme: We're home!

Alice: NO!!!!

Esme: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE???!!!! *looks VERY pissed*

Carlisle: Dude! What up with our pad?

Bella and Edward: We didn't do it!

Jasper: Well, um, uh, you see, well, er, Alice kinda had a party. *nervous*

Esme: Oh no she didn't! ALICE!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: yes…

Esme: GET YOUR PIXIE ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are gonna have a little talk! Was anyone else involved?

Alice: Maybe Emmett…

Emmett: YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!

Esme: Alice, Emmett, YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!

Carlisle: Am I grounded?

Esme: *sigh* No of course not dear.

Carlisle: Yay!

Esme: Alice, you've just lost all your credit cards for 6 months!

Alice: NO!!! I can't live without shopping!

Esme: Emmett, all your yogurt is officially in the trash!

Emmett: But, but, but...*starts crying*

Esme: And both of you shall be churning butter for a year!

Alice and Emmett: NO! JUST NOT THE BUTTER!!!!!!!

Esme: Now Carlisle, get Alice's credit cards and throw away Emmett's yogurt! I said NOW!
Carlisle: *salutes Esme* Yes ma'am!

A/N Haha! I love it when Esme's mad! *giggles* Please read and review! Or else…. Jasper: I'm not eating anyone! Me: 10 bucks? Jasper: Hmm…Okay! Beware! I shall eat you all! Rawr! Me: *gives him $10* Jasper: Thank you. Me: No problemo. Jasper: Problemo is not a word. Me: It is now. *holds up a certificate of word approval* Jasper: *flips me off*