Cullen Cats
Chappie 5: Wacky Wolves
A/N Sorry I know I have been gone for a while (Hawaii rocked) so I will post 2 chapters today. Hopefully you guys will like this chapter because I recently had writers block trying to come up with something worthy of my readers. And please, do not, I repeat, do not attack me with evil flying chinchillas. I have chinchillafobia. Okay I maybe I don't but still.
Disclaimer: Umm…do I look like the super fabulous Stephanie Meyer. Edward: No. You're not fabulous enough. Me: Ugh, well! Then I shall unleash my crazy parakeet on you! Edward: *being attacked by a parakeet * No! Help me!
(Bella and Jacob on the phone…)
Jacob: Hey, wanna come over?
Bella: Hell yes! Anything to get away from here!
Jacob: Let me guess, a parakeet is attacking Edward again.
Bella: *gasp* How did you know?! Are werewolves telepathic?!
Jacob: No. Sasha told me.
Me: You're welcome.
Bella: Wait, if you're here, then who's writing the story?
Jacob: Yeah. I've always been confuzzled by that.
Me: 1) Confuzzled is not a word. 2) I'm on the phone! Duh! That is how I can type and chat with you 2 weirdos at the same time. Like duh!
Bella: We are not weird!
Me: *sarcastic* Suuure. *hangs up*
Jacob: *cricket*
(at La Push…)
Bella: Hi Jake!
Jacob: Sup.
Bella: Where is everyone?
Jacob: How should I know?
Bella: Because you have that awesome werewolf telepathicness.
Jacob: Oh, right. Yo guys! Get your furry butts over here!
Bella: Try this. *whistles* *wolves come running*
Quil: Yes sir! Oh hey Bella.
Seth: Hi Bella how's it going.
Bella: Hey guys! Hi Leah.
Leah: Whatever major loser.
Jacob: *sneaks up behind her* 'Ello pie-face! *smacks Leah with random pie*
Leah: *gasp* Oh no you didn't! *throws random pie that hits Seth instead*
Seth: NO! I'M BLIND!!
Quil: FOOD FIGHT!
Bella: *gets hit by a pie* EVERYBODY STOP!!!!! *wolves freeze* Don't make me get the crazy squirrel!
Quil: Just not…the parakeet….*all wolves except Jacob flee*
Jacob: Umm…..I'll just take you home…
Bella: Please do.
A/N Please tell me you guys like it! Jasper: I thought it was stupid. Me: Remember the parakeet. Jasper: *screams* Me: Please review people! I need at least 5 reviews or else I won't write the super funny bonus chapter. Which is the next one. Let us just say it's about James, Laurent, and Victoria. Remember, review! Or else I shall unleash the parakeet.