The Cullen Cats
Chapter 6: That's What She Said
Disclaimer: Me no own = you no sue
A/N OMG I am sooo sorry! I know I know, I promised to update every day, but life has gotten kinda hectic for me, ya know. Tons of drama. However, anyways, I apologize for the super long delay. Plus I had serious writers block. Please do not be mad at me my wonderful readers! Yay this is that special chapter I promised you guys!
Victoria: Guess what!
Laurent and James: What?
Victoria: *squealing* I've started a new hobby!
James: Oh no, not again! You know what happened last time!
Laurent: What is it this time?
Victoria: It's…..KNITTING!!!!
Laurent: Umm…Victoria?
Victoria: Yeah…
Laurent: You do realize that we like don't have hands. Or opposable thumbs. Right?
Victoria: We don't?! *shocked*
Laurent: *sighs* No, we don't.
James: That's what she said.
Laurent: WTF
James: That's what she said.
Victoria: Who's this she you speak of?
James: *grinning* That's what she said.
Laurent: *furious* WHO THE HELL IS SHE???!!!
James: That's what she said.
Laurent: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY! *kills James*
Victoria: NOO!!! JAMES!!!! *kills Laurent*
*Jacob randomly appears*
Jacob: VAMPIRE!!!!! *kills Victoria*
A/N And that, my friends, is how James, Laurent, and Victoria really died. LOL hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Oh, and for all Caius fans, I've recently written a story called Secret Longing. It shows the gentle, loving side of Caius.