AN: Thanks for reading and rewieving! I probably wrote this one long time ago but forgot about it xD And I don't remember if the mistakes are cleared xD Oh, and once again, it's absolutely nothing serious ^^
"Master?"
"Oh good, you're finally here. There's new mission and I want you to be there."
"I'm listening."
"There's a hospital in east Wales and…"
"A hospital?"
"Well, yes. And I want…"
"Everybody is attacked by vampires there I guess."
"No, I need…"
"Then everybody is turned to ghouls."
"No."
"To zombies?"
"Goddamnit, Alucard! There's nothing wrong yet! We just assume that there might be a laboratory that was used to make freaks, that's all."
"So why do you want me?"
"You'll go there and investigate. You'll cover as a doctor and…"
"What?!"
"?"
"Need I remind you that my official so called profession is to assassinate and annihilate?"
"You were dressed as a freaking businessman during Rio massacre, what's different from now?"
"For how long I'll need to be there?"
"About a week. Now, I need you to be as… What?"
"Did you recently fell and hit your head somewhere?"
"I appreciate your concern, but we need to investigate that hospital."
"But why me, master?"
"I find you most trustworthy, that's all."
"You think I'm most reliable of all your staff? I am a monster, you can not possibly think I'm trustworthy."
"Why not?"
"I am insane."
"Really?"
"I eat human flesh."
"What's your point?"
"You cannot send me there! I need blood to live. You feed me all these years with those little tiny packs of cold tasteless mud, usually called donated blood, and then you'll just throw me into a hospitals reception were everything and everywhere is bleeding and tearfully begging to put them out of their terrible misery? Really, what did I do to you to deserve this?"
"Sorry to say this, but you have no choice."
"I won't go."
"You're a servant, you will go."
"Well, yes, in theory I was Richard's servant as well. In theory."
"Is this a threat, Alucard?"
"I'm simply stating the fact that I won't go there. You won't make me."
"Watch me."
"But it's for your own sake, Integra! Do we spend too much time together? Your insanity is almost in the same level as mine."
"You could work in a blood test laboratory."
"Like this would make me feel better…"
"Are you really so terribly hungry?"
"That's the problem – I'm always hungry! What a life's irony… I won't go there."
"Unless?"
"Unless what? I simply won't go there. Unless you'd give me to drink from your veins as much as I want. You see now? So that's why I'm telling again that I won't…"
"Ok."
"What?"
"I agree."
"Seriously, where did you fall?"
"You'll get my blood, but only while it won't damage my health. And then you'll successfully return from that hospital."
"…"
"Now here is all the information you need. You will leave this night and from tomorrow I want to hear clear reports every single day."
"Day?"
"Yes, you'll get to deal with this and live as a normal a bit insane human doctor. Besides, for you, impossible is nothing, am I right?"
"You're a cruel woman, master…"
"It's all thanks to you. Now this is all and you may leave."
"As you wish…"