Pinkshuchan: LALIHO! This is Pinkshuchan! (dramatic voice) On our last chapter, our heroes had finally met again since their last encounter six years ago. Little did they...

Yuki: Shu, what are you doing?

Pinkshuchan: (normal voice) Uh... giving the audience a chance to catch up on what happened last chapter?

(crickets chirping in the background)

Yuki: Ok, new question. Why are you telling them this when they must've just read the new chapter not that long ago?

Pinkshuchan: Uh...

(Jeopardy Thinking Music plays in the background)

Yuki: (taps his foot waiting for a answer)

Pinkshuchan: (thinking of an answer)

(Jeopardy Thinking Music ends)

Yuki: Well?

Pinkshuchan: Well... SHUICHI, READ THE DISCLAIMER! (runs away maniacally laughing)

Shuichi: You got it, Shu! This is an AU story! Shu doesn't own Gravitation or its characters. Warning, this contains Yaoi and M-preg. And well, you know the rest. (looks around) Yuki, where's Shu?

Yuki: She ran off out of her mind while you were reading the disclaimer, you idiot. Didn't you hear her maniacally laughing?

Shuichi: No, I was reading the disclaimer.

Yuki: (Sigh) I'm going to have to rethink which one of you is the bigger idiot, you or her.

Shuichi: While you're thinking, everyone can read the next chapter! Yay!

Yuki: Fine. Let those idiots read that shitty story.

Shuichi: You still think the story's bad?

Yuki: She made us have something in common!

Shuichi: So?

Yuki: We have nothing in common.

Shuichi: That's not true.

Yuki: Prove it.

Shuichi: Well, we both love strawberry flavoured foods, we both hate celery, we both know how it feels to be raped...

Yuki: Ok, I get it! We have a few things in common!

Shuichi: We both know how it feels to crossdress, we both have jobs that involve us writing something...

Yuki: Shuichi, I get it! You can stop now!

Shuichi: But Yuki, I still have a listful of stuff! (pulls out really long list that's as long as Japan)

Yuki: Why don't you tell me while everyone reads this crap in which they call a story.

Shuichi: Ok! Hope you enjoy it everyone! (continues saying a list of things he and Yuki have in common)

Chapter 5

Eiri's P.O.V

I woke up to something singing. It sounded so beautiful. What was it? And how'd it get here? Then it dawned on me. The aquarium, and her. Her! Was she alright? Maybe she needed me? I had to know. I got out of bed and went to the pool room. And there she was. God, she looked so beautiful. Far more beautiful than I remembered her to be six years ago. Does she remember me? Only one way to find out.

"I see you're awake."

I swear she jumped so high, she almost touched the ceiling. When she got back down, she looked like she didn't hurt herself. She turned around and our eyes met. I could defenately tell she recognized me.

"Yes, I am! And you're hot!" She spoke so quickly, but I could understand it. She then quickly turned back towards the water. I couldn't help but chuckle. She was just so cute. I walked to the edge of the pool and sat down beside her. Her face was really red! Man, I guess she really likes me. But now that I look at her closely, her injuries from last night are gone.

"I see your wounds have already healed." I spoke up "It hasn't been a complete day and yet they're completely gone. Polysporin doesn't heal cuts that quickly."

"I'm able to heal very quickly but it usually takes a day" she replied "What did you say about poly-something?"

"Polysporin? I put some on you a few hours ago. It's suppossed to help heal you."

"So this 'polysporan' stuff helped heal me quicker? Is it some kind of potion?"

"No, it's an ointment."

"Is this 'oyintment' some kind of special potion?"

"No, it's not any kind of potion. It's medicine."

"What's 'medisin'?"

I let a sigh escape my lips. But it's to be expected. She is a mermaid, after all.

"I'm sorry. I just..." I heard her start crying. Oh no! What was I gonna do? I can't stand to see her cry.

"No, it's fine." I studdered "You're a mermaid that doesn't know very much about humans. I understand."

She stopped crying and started looking at me with big cute eyes. What did I say now?

"You understand me!" she squealed.

Understand her? I only said that I understood that she doesn't know much about humans. I didn't say anything about understanding her.

"Uh, I meant that I understand..."

"Oh, you don't need to say it! Finally, someone who understands me!"

I sighed again. Oh well. If she's happy about it, then that's all that matters. However, the happiness didn't last long.

"I'm sorry! I don't know why, but I'm sorry!" she started crying again. Is she bipolar or something? God, hearing her cry made me feel so guilty. I wanted to cheer her up. So I kissed her. After realization, she started kissing me back. Oh god, how it felt so good. I started rubbing her tail. It's too beautiful to keep my hands off of it. She pulled away; gasping for breath. I guess touching her tail arouses her. For six years, I've waited to be with her. And now she's here. I could picture it now. She would become Mrs.... Wait a minute!

"Oh yeah, I don't know your name." I replied. How could I forget something as important as her name? We can't just refer to each other as the beautiful mermaid and the human.

"Since you mention it, please tell me your name." she said. I didn't want to be rude in front of her so acting like the gentleman I'm not, I clear my throat.

"My name is Eiri Yuki. I am a famous novelist who writes stories about stuff under the sea."

"You have a long name! Could I call you Yuki?" she asked. I hesitated at first. Yuki was the name of someone I respected and who betrayed me. I don't know if I can handle being called Yuki by her, but again I don't wanna be rude. If that's what she wants to call me, then fine. I nod my head.

"What's your name?"

She copies what I did before my introduction and clears her throat. "I'm Shuichi."

"Shuichi?" I questioned. She nodded. Not that it isn't a cute name, but who calls their daughter Shuichi? "That's an odd name for a girl."

Her smile changed to a frown. "Yeah, an odd name for a girl." Oh shit. Is it a sensitive subject for her? I have to change it!

"Well" I continue "You know a bit about me. What about you?"

She looks down at the water. "I'm just a mermaid who's tired of being told what to do." she replies. Boy, do I know how that feels! Being the millionaire's eldest son, I'm very limited on what I can do. I was lucky to at least be an author, but what I wouldn't give to leave Japan.

"I'm sick of living like I don't have a choice in anything." That sounds a lot like me! But she doesn't feel the exact way I do.

"All I want is to go out there and explore every sea..."

"... and ocean out there!" I complete her sentence. Wait, I completed her sentence? I looked at her to see that she's looking at me with the same disbelief

"Like the Coral Sea..."

"... or the Mediterranean!"

I can't believe it! Shuichi feels the exact same day I do; wanting to go to the same places. I closed my eyes and leaned in for a kiss until...

"Eiri?"

Shuichi dived into the water soon after. I recognized that voice. Really, he's not the person I want to see right now, especially after finding the girl of my dreams.

"What the hell are you doing here, Tatsuha?"

There, stood my younger brother by six years, Tatsuha. He looks like me but with darker hair, eyes, and skin tone. I don't hate him; in fact he was the only one in my family whom I could talk to. The thing is is that he always comes at the wrong time. It annoys me.

"Woah, take a chill pill, bro." he said. How can I when I was going to continue some catch up make out with my love since six years ago? Tatsuha looked into the pool. "Hey, is that a mermaid?" he continued.

Like I said before, Tatsuha's the only one in my family whom I could talk to; meaning he knows about what happened six years ago. He was still only 10 when I told him, but he always believes me on what I say. I could also tell that he knew that the mermaid who saved me is here.

"She's the mermaid that saved you, right? Wow, she's hot!"

"Tatsuha, why'd you come here?" I said, trying to get his focus off Shuichi. I don't want any one else after her. She's mine! But it didn't work.

"What's your name?" Tatsuha asked her. Ha! Nice try Tatsuha! She only talks to...

"I'm Shuichi!" AHHHHH! What the hell? I bet it's because he acting like a nice guy. But he's not. I've seen him fuck any girl he lays eyes on. Well, I do that too. But only because the girls keep annoying me. I only have eyes on Shuichi.

"Shuichi?" that son of a bitch asked her. She nodded. "That's an wierd name for a girl."

Uh oh. She's back to being gloomy, though not as gloomy like when I said that. "So I've been told." she replied. I had to get Tatsuha out of the conversation.

"So, Tatsuha. Did you only come here to annoy the shit out of me or did you actually have a reason?" I asked.

Tatsuha turned towards me. "Oh yeah! Dad wants to see you!" he replied.

"Ugh, what does the old man want now?"

"The usual arguement between the two of you."

That's right! He wants me to find a wife. I mean, I already have the one I want to be my wife here, but he's not going to believe me. Well, I have to go there so he doesn't bitch to me everyday.

"Fine, I'll go!" I said, grabbing my coat on one of the chairs from when I had to help Shuichi.

"I'll come with you, Yuki!" replied Shuichi.

"You can't!" I yelled at her.

"Why?" she asked.

"K's after you!"

"Who's K?"

"The guy who captured you."

"Oh, you mean the scary idiot human!"

"Yeah. Also, I'm not sure I can explain to them why I'm carrying around a mermaid.

"Yep, you'd look insane, bro!" Tatsuha added himself in the conversation.

"Shut up, Tatsuha!" I turn and yell at him. I turned back to Shuichi. "Look, I can't take you and that's final! You would have to be able to turn yourself human if I could take you." And with that, I head out with Tatsuha following me. We get in Tatsuha's car and head to the old man's mansion. Maybe I was too harsh on her. No! She can't move around on land like she can in the sea. I'm sure she'll get the point. I hope.

Shuichi: And finally, we both know what it's like to have been hurt by our lovers. You with Kitazawa and me with you constantly. Now, we can catch up to where everyone is in the story.

Yuki: They've already finished, you idiot.

Shuichi: What? You mean we missed the whole chapter? Ah man! Shu missed it too, but she wrote the story.

Yuki: By the way, where is that idiot that thinks she's a writer?

Pinkshuchan: (comes in tired) LaliHO! (collapses)

Yuki: Where the hell have you been?

Pinkshuchan: (catches breath) Well, after running away I was bored! So I decided to meet up with my friend GrimmjowXDJaggerjack here. Say hello, Grimm!

GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I'll punch you full of holes!

Pinkshuchan: Isn't she nice?

Shuichi + Yuki: (turn white)

Pinkshuchan: Anyways, then I needed to get something so we went all over the world and so now I have got it! With this, I can be as smart as Yuki! No! As smart as Hiro!

Shuichi: Nuh uh! Nobody can be smarter than Hiro!

Pinkshuchan: I will now that I have it!

Shuichi: What is it?

Pinkshuchan: The thing that people like to eat to become smart!

(Drum roll plays)

Pinkshuchan: It is... SMARTIE ICE CREAM!

GrimmjowXDJaggerjack + Yuki: (slap hand over forehead)

Pinkshuchan + Shuichi: ( start bowing to the container of Smartie Ice Cream) WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

Yuki: Two things. One, Smartie Ice Cream does not make you smart.

Pinkshuchan: Then why is it called Smartie Ice Cream? Huh?

Yuki: It's just a name. And second, why did you have to go all over the world for it when you could've just got it from the convenience store across the street?

Pinkshuchan: There's a convenience store?

GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: I got a drumstick! I bought it at the convenience store across the street. Right beside Smartie Ice Cream. (starts eating drumstick)

Pinkshuchan: Well... SHUICHI! READ THE ENDING! (runs away maniacally laughing again)

Yuki: Hey, wai... Oh forget it! She's not going to listen!

Shuichi: Well, you read the fifth chapter, everyone! Read and review! Next chapter will be in my Point of View! Yay! Enjoy some Smartie Ice Cream and we'll see you next time! (looks around) Yuki, where's Shu?

Yuki: She ran off maniacally laughing again just as you reading the ending . Didn't you hear her?

Shuichi: No, I was reading the ending.

Yuki: (eye starts twitching)

Shuichi: Yuki? Why's your eye twichy?

Yuki: I have the erge to kill someone.

Shuichi: Yuki. You know what the doctor said about your stress. (runs away)

Yuki: (starts chasing Shuichi in a killing way)

GrimmjowXDJaggerjack: (continues to eat drumstick while watching Yuki try to kill Shuichi)