AND HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPPIE!

I know I'm 2 weeks late, and I'm really really sorry. I was bust with school stuff (handicraft projects..or should I say handiCRAP), I had a writer's block, and I went through an upsetting week (Jason's fault).

So, yeah..here's the next chappie. WE HAVE A NEW OC! She's Lasi, thirteen years old, blonde hair, green-eyed, and she has a crush on Dei. SHE IS NOT A BAD PERSON...but Akemi THINKS she is...and so does Sasori...wait I'm spoiling the plot..sorry..anyways, I changed her up a bit, instead of her still training, she's already a successful ninja. And she's not quiet..heehee..I forgot all about those details when I was writing this, so I'm sorry, libithewolf...TT^TT

DISCLAIMER: FINE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!! TT^TT

On with the fic! :D

DEIDARA'S POV

I woke up in cold sweat this morning. I dreamt that something really bad is gonna happen…but I just can't put my finger on it. So I made my way downstairs to get something to eat then—I see Kisame with someone. She's so beautiful…her blonde hair sparkles…her skin glows…WAITAMINIT! My heart belongs to Akemi. Akemi Yuma. Akemi Yuma. Akemi Yuma. But still…

AKEMI'S POV

I went downstairs and grabbed something to eat, noticing Kisame and Deidara in the living room. Wait, I think I see two blonde heads.

"Hey everyone!" I said. "Who's the new girl?"

"Oh, hi Akemi. This is Lasi, and she's not new…she left the base to spy on Orochimaru. Her mission was a success." Kisame happily said.

"Impressive!" I said with a smile. "Oh, I'm Akemi Yuma, held captive by Leader-sama."

"Nice to meet you, Akemi. It's good to see someone my age around here for a change." She replied and extended her arm towards me. We shook hands.

"Lasi, Leader-sama wants to see you now." Konan said as she entered the room.

"Yes, Konan-sama. Shall Kisame-sensei come too?" She replied, standing up.

"Oh, I almost forgot. Kisame, you should come too. Thanks for reminding me, Lasi."

"No problem, Konan-sama."

Kisame and Lasi stood up, and followed Konan down the hall. I was left with Deidara.

DEIDARA'S POV

"So, how's your sleep?" Akemi asked me, as she sat down.

"I-It was f-f-fine." I lied.

"You don't seem fine, what happened?" She can see right through me.

"Nothing. I'm okay." I said.

"No, he isn't. Last night, he dreamt that something wrong was gonna happen between you two, and now he's in love with Lasi." Sasori said as he entered the room.

I went wide-eyed. He was right.

"Come on, Sasori! You've got to be kidding!" Akemi laughed nervously.

"Do I look like I'm joking?" He said plainly.

"Erm, no…" Akemi answered. "Dei, is this true?" She asked me.

I was speechless.

"Okay…well, I guess I'd be going now." She walked upstairs.

I faced Sasori.

"Baka! Why'd you do that?" I said angrily.

"She deserves to know the truth, doesn't she?" Sasori smirked.

I got up and left. I went to Akemi's room, but she wasn't there. I asked everyone but they didn't know where she is. Suddenly, I saw Lasi.

"Hey Lasi, do you have any idea where Akemi is?" I asked her.

"Follow me; I think I know where she went." She replied.

She grabbed my wrist and lead me to her room. She closed the door.

"Wha--? I thought we're gonna find Akemi!" I said frustratingly.

"Just shut up and kiss me." She said.

She pushed me onto the bed and tried to get my cloak off. I tried to stop her, but she opened the buttons already. She started kissing my lips, then I heard a thud.

It was Akemi. She fainted in the doorway. (a/n: I'M SOOOO LAME! WHY'D I FAINT?! WHO AM I, HINATA?!)

I pushed Lasi away. I went towards Akemi but Sasori got there before me. (a/n: WHERE DID HE COME FROM? o.O)

"Don't come near her, you've hurt her enough." He said.

I was shocked. I didn't wanna hurt her…I hated myself for kissing Lasi, and the worst part is: It felt good.

AKEMI'S POV

When I woke up, I was in Sasori's room. He was staring at me.

"WHAT THE?! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?" I screamed.

"Relax. You fainted, I carried you here, and now you finally woke up after two hours!" He replied in an annoyed voice.

"O-oh…OH!!! I remember now! There was Lasi, and Deidara, and……o-oh…" I said.

"Uh-huh. Now, would you like to head back to your room now? I need to sleep."

"S-sure, Sasori-sama. Thanks for keeping an eye on me. But, can I ask you one more favor?"

"Go ahead."

"Can you help me get revenge?"

"I'd be happy to." He said with a smirk.

+++THE FEW DAYS+++

I was in the living room with Sasori. Both of us were on look-out, 'cause he said it's better to observe your victims before plotting revenge.

So far, we've collected these data:

moisturizes every morning, then she brushes her teeth.

jogs around and she always wears her lucky shoelaces.

eats whole-grain oatmeal after.

So,we just have to spice up her routine a bit…

(a/n: CUE MUSIC! *music starts playing* SONG: One Way Or Another by Blondie)

+++THE NEXT DAY+++

"Ready, Akemi?"

"Yes Sasori-sama!"

We heard Lasi scream from the bathroom. She came out with green goop on her legs.

"UGH! Stupid moisturizer!" She said angrily. She threw the bottle away.

"There's more…" Sasori whispered to me.

Another scream was heard.

Lasi came out the bathroom and came running to the kitchen. She drank three glasses of water.

"What'd you do, Sasori-sama?" I asked.

"Wasabi. The extra hot one." He smirked.

We high-fived.

This time, no scream was heard. There was a loud, grumbling sound.

"Stupid…..&%$#....&%$!?...." Lasi mumbled, as she was trying to get her shoelaces and belts untied. It was a pretty messed up knot!

"Sasori-sama, you're the best!" I said, grinning.

He gave me a small smile.

We went downstairs to get something to eat, then Lasi jogged back to the house. She got her special oatmeal and poured it in a bowl. She mixed it with hot water, and she prepared a glass of milk. She sat with us.

"Hey Akemi, are you okay now? Hope you're not mad at me, I mean, It's Dei's choice, right?" She asked, eating a spoonful of the oatmeal. She spat out all of it after a few seconds, then she ran to the bathroom.

"Yes, I do feel a lot better now." I said.

Sasori chuckled.

"Thank you, Sasori-sama." I said as I gave him a peck on the cheek.

"Anytime, Akemi." He smiled.

We were both blushing.

"S-so….uhm…" I said.

"Uhm…" He replied back.

"Wanna go tell Hidan and Hidori?" I asked.

"Sure!" He said.

"Too bad I didn't take a picture of each moment."

"Good thing I did." Deteiku smiled, waving a camera.

"You're awesome." Sasori and I said.

"I know. Come on, this'll be hilarious!" She said.

She gathered up almost all the Akatsuki members, and of course Ami was there with Itachi. Ami's head was resting on Itachi's shoulder. So much for our little matchmaking plan. The only ones who aren't there are (of course) Deidara and Lasi.

If you're gonna ask me, I'm okay with them being together. Let 'em be. I'm happy with Sasori. (hey, that rhymes!)

HMM...Akemi and Sasori? What do you guys think?

Oh, and I'm still accepting OC's! :D :D :D

I LOVE OC's!! :D

Review if you want to! :D

take care everyone! ^_^