Chapter Six: Pilaf And The RRA

Summery: what if you could become who ever you wanted? Well, unfortunately, the one guy that god choose to offer that very thing to has a few screws loose, come in and see what he does with his new life.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with any legal rights to Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, or any other Dragon Ball Series in any way, shape, or form. I do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, or any other Dragon Ball Series or any part of the merchandising, gaming, manga, anime, characters, or anything of the sort. Please do not sue me as I do not have any money. The only things that I own from this fic are my own original characters and the weird situation I come up with.

Series: YES, this is actually a Dragon Ball Z fanfic! I know I don't normally put a 'series' thing at the start of my fics, or a warnings thing for that matter, but I feel that they are both necessary since this fic seems like it's a Dragon Ball fic for the first 6-7 chapters. But at chapter 6 or 7 we will be jumping forward to the actual start of the Dragon Ball Z series (when Raditz arrives) and will be going from there.

Warnings: OC, Violence (It's DBZ, Duh), Language (Jacob says things that Goku normally wouldn't), It's either going to have Gender-bending or Mpreg (Male Pregnancy) (If it has Gender-Bending, then it won't technically have Yaoi, if it has Male Pregnancy, then duh, it's Yaoi), Bisexuality.

Pairings: Everyone:

NOTE 1: DBZ Math: I THINK that Goku was about 17 when he and Chichi got married in the anime, in this fic, Jacob becomes Goku when he and Goku are both 15. also, I think that they have Gohan when Goku's 20, and Raditz got to earth when Gohan is five and a half, there for, Jacob has 10 years to make his wishes wit the dragon balls in order to get everything ready for when he and Raditz meets. That means, he has 10 wishes to use... well, actually, it's only 9 because he fucks up the first wish...

NOTE 2: Yes, I know, everything moves really, really fast in this chapter, but that is just because it's basically the last chapter before we start the Dragon Ball Z storyline, which is when the actual story gets started.

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(Last note, then you can read on: This chapter is more of an in between chapter, so I decided to write a chapter summary at the end of it so that you can actually just read that and skip this chapter if you want.)

Almost a full week after talking with Bulma, the new Goku was finally making his way into the valley where Pilaf's castle was. He would have gotten to it a lot sooner, but he was forced to search for Korin's tower and talk to Kami before he headed out to find Pilaf. It took him a while to actually get to the tower, mostly because he didn't know where it was, but once he got there, and once he was finished saying hi to Bora and Upa first, he decided to actually climb the tower instead of flying, wanting to try out some of Goku's abilities. He could have probably flown up it in less then a few seconds, and he could have probably actually jumped up it, but instead, he choose to climb up it like a monkey.

Sadly, instead of it taking him only a small amount of time, he found that strength alone wasn't enough to get him up the tower. Apparently, if you don't know how to climb, well... let's just say he nearly fell off quite a few times, only managing to hold on because of his death like grip.

By the time he finally managed to get to the top, he was so hungry that he was actually tempted to eat Korin, much to the talking cat's amusement. Luckily, the cat had already been informed of everything that was going on and had been sworn to secrecy by Kami, so he didn't say much about it and instead simply got him some food and water to eat and drink. Just like all the other times he had eaten since becoming Goku, it took him only a few seconds to scarf down all of the food an water, something that he was only half embarrassed about.

When he was done eating and was ready to go talk to Kami, Korin led him up a small flight of stairs to the top of the tower where he promptly told him to start flying. Apparently, Kami's lookout isn't actually attached to to Korin's tower, it actually floats several hundred yards above it somewhere in the clouds. While his father had practically forced him to watch just about every episode of ever single Dragon Ball series, both the Japanese versions and the english ones, he had never actually seen the last twenty or thirty episodes of Dragon Ball and had only ever heard about the whole Piccolo and Goku fight at the World Martial Arts Tournament from one of his dad's lectures, so he hadn't known about how Goku actually got to the Lookout the first time.

As it turned out, the first time Goku ever went to the Lookout, he had ended up having to use the power poll to get up to the tower, which apparently, was completely normal. Apparently, the power poll was originally created for that very purpose, which is why there was a large hole in the floor of the room that Korin led him to that the power pole fit in perfectly. If someone ever wanted to go to the Lookout, then all they had to do was stick the power pole in the hole, shout 'power poll extend', and simply hold on as they were lifted up to the entrance of the Lookout.

Once Jacob, aka, the new Goku, was on the Lookout, Mr. Popo appeared out of nowhere and led him up the stairs and out onto the main floor, which was the same wide open area that it was in the anime. After he finished staring at everything in amazement and had gotten over his surprise at meeting yet another Dragon Ball Z super star, Kami appeared out of nowhere and dragged him into the large temple like structure in the center or the Lookout.

After that, Kami and the new Goku spent the next few hours just talking about everything that he was going through as well as everything that the original Goku had gone through right before getting wished away.

Apparently, the reason why the original Goku hadn't been at the Lookout when the wish had happened, and the reason why Pilaf was able to get the four star Dragon Ball away from him at all, was because he had gone down to the visit Krillin, who just turned sixteen. While the original Goku was on his way back to the tower after visiting him, he had decided to take a quick nap next to the very same lake that Jacob had woken up next to when he first became Goku. Somehow, the original Goku managed to sleep through the whole wish thing until Shenron whisked him away to switch with the American born teen.

After they finished discussing all of that, the two of them moved onto another subject, one that was in some ways more important then what had already happened to both the new and old Goku.

Emperor Pilaf and the Red Ribbon Army.

While Kami did only know about them from what they had already done in the past, as well as what they had done recently, but he didn't have the ability to see into the future. When the teen told him about everything that they were going to do, as well as everything they were actually planing to do, he was a little surprise, though not nearly as much as the teen thought he would be. Apparently, Kami had seen enough of their actions over the years to know what they were capable of, he just hadn't known that they would actually cause so many problems.

In the end, Kami told him that he understood what the teen was both planning to do and had to do, though the Saiyan teen wasn't actually sure that he could even bring himself to do it.

Apart from everything that had already happened to both the new and the old Goku, and everything that he was about to do to the Red Ribbon Army and Emperor Pilaf, he and Kami also talked about other things as well, like what he wanted to do now that he was stuck in a whole new world. Even with Kami telling him to search deep inside himself over and over again, he still wasn't able to come up with an answer for that particular question. Part of him was actually still hoping, even after almost a whole day, that he was just dreaming, so it was extremely hard for him to actually think about the future at all. For the most part, even if he looked very calm and excepting on the outside, he was still in shock from everything that had happened to him, though he didn't actually even admit that to himself until later that same night.

The next morning, after he met with Kami Mr. Popo again, and after he had his first real break down since he had been thrown into the Dragon Ball Z world, the teenaged Saiyan set out for the sandy valley of Diablo Desert, where Pilaf's castle was. Unfortunately, on his way to the desert, he found that there were a few minor problems...

The Red Ribbon Army.

They were everywhere. Apparently, Bulma hadn't been kidding when she had said that the little blue bastard was at the top of the R.R.A.'s hit list. The moment he was in the dessert valley, he ran right into one R.R.A. pawn after another. Most of them hadn't really bothered him all that much, mostly because he was able to just blow up their guns with a simple, but sometimes miss-aimed, Ki blast, but sometimes they weren't so easy to deal with. Every once in a while he would come across someone driving a huge freakin cannon, which they would promptly start firing at him.

Sadly, there was another issue that came with trying to take down the Red Ribbon Army and Pilaf. Even if he was able to take them down separately, he still would have had to deal with one major issue, one that he should have thought about before he actually decided on what he was going to do.

So what was that one major problem? Easy:

What was he going to do in the fights?

It might sound like an easy question, but it wasn't, at least not in the way he needed it answered anyway. It wasn't actually a question about how he was going to fight everyone, it was more of a question about weather or not he was really ready to commit to the fight at all. If he did go through with all the fighting, and if he did actually want to put an actual permanent end to both the Red Ribbon Army's plans as well as Pilaf's, then that would mean that he would have to actually go all the way with the fights.

Which would mean, no survivors.

He had seen enough of the anime to know that neither side was against killing innocent people, and the R.R.A. actually had a habit of going out of their way to do just that, and he had also seen enough of the anime to know that neither set of bad guys would ever stop until they got what they wanted, which left him with only two options, and neither of them were very good ones.

The first option, the more obvious one, and the harder one to deal with, was to put a permanent end to everyone that he absolutely needed to put an end to, which would mean actually killing people. While he had grown up in New York City and was used to dealing with death all the time, as well as seeing people get killed, that didn't mean he was actually ready to take a life himself. He might have seen enough corpses in his entire life to know enough different ways that people could get killed, but that didn't mean he was able to handle actually taking a life, it just meant that he had seen way more death then anyone should ever have to deal with.

As for the second option, well, it one was way more easy to deal with, and was almost just as obvious as the first, but he was pretty sure he would never be able to actually look in the mirror ever again if he actually did it.

The second option was to run.

If he ran and never looked back, then Pilaf would never know he was alive and would therefor never have a reason to try to wish him out of existence, and he wouldn't have to kill anyone. Unfortunately, as stated before, he had seen enough people suffer throughout his entire life, and he wasn't really sure if he could hadn't that either. As for the whole looking in the mirror again part... Well, he wouldn't really be able to live with himself at all if he just sat back and let either the R.R.A. or Pilaf take over.

In the end, after almost five long days of just sitting around and thinking, he finally came to a very hard decision.

He absolutely had to put an end to the Red Ribbon Army and Emperor Pilaf's plans.

Permanently.

Once he finally decided on what he had to do, as well as once he finally got over his squeamishness over the thought of killing someone, he quickly made his way through Diablo Dessert, heading towards Pilaf's castle. Every time he came across another R.R.A. soldier, or, surprisingly, one of Pilaf's soldiers, he would pause, take a deep breath, and do what he knew had to be done.

The entire time he was making his way towards, he tried as hard as he could not to think about anything he had done or anything he was going to do. As he got closer and closer to the castle and came across more and more soldiers, however, it got harder and harder to try to ignore the faces of the people he was fighting.

The one thing that managed to help him feel a little better was the fact that most of the people he fought seemed to know, and not care, that they were evil bastards. In fact, most of them were even proud of that little fact. If it hadn't been for the fact that they were all self titled as 'evil', he probably would have had an even worse time trying to deal with it, which would have really sucked because he was probably already going to be spending the next few years without sleeping in an attempt to get away from all the faces of the people he had to strike down.

As he continued travel through the dessert, giving people one warning to leave before he sent Ki-blasts at them, he couldn't help but feel and incredible amount of hatred towards whatever moron ever said that killing gets easier and easier with each kill. Whatever dumb-fuck came up with that line was either a really cold hearted bastard, or he was the biggest idiot in any dimension. Each and every single kill made the next one even harder.

Luckily, after a while of traveling through the dessert and striking the bastards down, word of what he was doing and his seemingly immunity to bullets started to get around, and once that happened, instead of the people just staying where they were and shooting at him when they saw him, more and more of them started surrendering or just simply ran off the moment they saw him coming. Once that started to happen, he had to kill less and less of them until, eventually, they all just started taking off whenever they saw him.

Thanks to all of the fighting and thinking he ended up doing throughout the day, by the time he got to Pilaf's castle the sun had gone down and the quarter moon had risen high into the sky. When he finally saw the castle, part of him wanted to put it all off until the sun came up, though it was only because he knew what he was going to have to do once he entered the castle. The entire time he had crossed the dessert, he had had to take down one person after another, and now that he was finally at the castle, he was going to have to do the exact same thing again.

Sadly, he wasn't stupid enough to think that waiting until the next day would make what he had to do any easier, and he was also sure that Pilaf and his cronies would probably take off in the middle of the night if he did wait. After all, they had to have been watching what had happened to the Red Ribbon Army, so they had to know that him reaching them probably wasn't going to be very good for them.

Sighing heavily and knowing that he had no other choice, the tan Saiyan teen made his way up to the castle, blasting his way through the front door and traveling through it's huge halls without even bothering to keep quiet. While he hadn't encountered any soldiers in front of the castle or just inside it's main entrance, the moment he entered the first floor hallway, hundreds of dog-men soldiers filed out into the hall, surrounding him as fast as they could.

'Huh, Pilaf's been busy.' the teen thought, surprised at just how many soldiers the little blue creep had this time.

In the anime he had only had the dog, the girl, and maybe one or two other men, so for him to have so many man now, either the anime was way off, or the little freakaziod had recruited some more help recently.

(A/N: Because I know you guys probably didn't read the note at the begging of the chapter, please note that all the fighting battles before chapter 7 will not be detailed as they really aren't that important anyway, but all the fights during or after chapter 7 will be written with a blow by blow play. :D)

Sighing heavily and feeling slightly ill at the thought of what he was about to do, the teen gave them their one and only warning, knowing that the would just ignore it but hoping that he was wrong.

Sadly, he wasn't.

Just as he knew they would, each and every single dog-man soldier simply ignored his warning for them to leave and simply raised their guns and told him to 'freeze'. Unfortunately for them, he mimicked their action and completely ignored their orders as he raised his right hand, gave them one final warning, and shot a few dozen Ki-blasts at them when they didn't surrender.

There were no survivors.

Once everything was done, he lowered his hands and tried as hard as he could to not throw up all over the place as he made his way past the remains of the Pilaf Soldiers. Once he finally reached the stairs that led to the second floor, he headed up them, repeating everything that had happened in the first floor hallway when another horde of soldiers appeared on the landing above him.

One after another, or rather hundreds after hundreds of soldiers later, the teen finally managed to reach the top floor where he was sure Pilaf and his two main lackeys were. When he finally reached the final floor, he came face to face with what looked like a dead end, but having been forced to practically study the anime all his life, he knew that the large stone wall that stood before him was most likely a fake, one that was meant to make him think that there wasn't actually another floor.

Rolling his eyes at the stupid attempt to full him and wandering what kind of an idiot would actually fall for it when everyone knows that stairs always leading to doors or landings and never simply end at a wall, Jacob laid his right hand flat against the stone wall and blasted it out of the way, sending little broken up bricks all over the place and successfully scaring the crap out of the three idiots that were standing on the other side of it.

After a few words were exchanged, in which both Pilaf and his two main agents each rejected the teens offer to let them go if they surrendered, Jacob raised his right hand again, and let loose as much of his energy as he could. The last thing the three of them ever saw, was the incredibly bright blue light of a Ki-blast.

Two days later, after he finally finished burying all the bodies he could find, Jacob made his way out of the dessert, heading west towards where the main headquarters of the Red Ribbon Army was supposed to be. He wasn't actually a hundred percent sure if it was there or not, but Bulma had managed to find a satellite image of a huge base with the Red Ribbon Army's emblem on it by using her father's company satellites, so he was pretty sure that that was where he would find it.

This time it only took him a little over two hours and just one pit stop for to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom to get to his intended destination. The entire time he was flying, which he choose to do because he knew it would be so much faster then running there, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed at the lack of generals for him to fight.

When the original Goku had had to fight the R.R.A. in the anime, he had ended up fighting three or four Generals, or maybe even five, but for some reason, this time none of them seemed to be around, which was odd. Whenever there was a huge horde of R.R.A. soldiers around, usually there was also a general issuing the orders from somewhere nearby. So why hadn't he come across a general when he was heading to Pilaf's Castle? There had been hundreds and hundreds of R.R.A. soldiers trying to take down both Pilaf and his men, but, at the same time, there hadn't been a single R.R.A. general anywhere.

By the time he finally managed to get to the base, he had decided to not think about it. To him, it didn't really mater what their ranks were. General or soldier, it didn't matter, they were all going to get the same two choices, the same two that Pilaf and his men had gotten.

Sighing heavily and bracing himself for what he was about to do, again, Jacob shook his head and walked straight up to the front door of the base. The moment he was close enough to the huge wall that the door was built into, hundreds of machine guns popped out of the ground, the walls of the gate, and the roof of the entire complex. Each and every single one of them were aimed right at him

The more and more he fought the men, or rather the more and more he struck all of the Red Ribbon Army idiots and Pilaf's Men down, the more and more he realized just how much of a difference in strength the Z fighters really had with the rest of the human race. The moment the men started firing their guns at him, he simply raised his right hand and let loose a few Ki-blasts, something that he was starting to get really good at. None of the bullets even broke his skin, though some of them did actually sting a little, but all of his Ki-blasts were more then enough to wipe out a handful of them each.

As he made his way through the huge compound, fighting soldier after soldier as he went, he couldn't help but feel grateful, and a little disappointed, at the fact that none of the people he had to fight, or would have to fight until the fight against Piccolo at the world martial arts tournament, were even close to being strong enough to actually fight him. Each and every soldier that he had to fight was taken out by a single Ki-blast each, though a few soldiers did actually turn out to be smart enough to surrendered and leave instead of making him use one on him, but still...

If it wasn't for all the super strong bad guys from space and evil science experiments trying to destroy the world, the Z fighters probably would have never had to actually get stronger. If there was ever a regular bad guy, they wouldn't even have to even try to fight them. Apart from the R.R.A., Pilaf, Tien, and maybe one or two other people, all of whom were incredibly weak and had been at least one or two times by Goku before he was even fifteen, all the other bad guys were either androids, aliens from another planet, or evil science experiments.

Thinking about all the bad guys that he was now going to have to fight in the future in the original Goku's place, Jacob made his way to the center of the base, taking out one soldier after another. Just like with Pilaf's Castle, it took him lass time to take down everybody in the base then it would have if he was still human. Then again, if he was still human he probably wouldn't have been able to do it at all.

When he finally reached the main command room, which took a little while because he didn't know where it was, he simply busted through the door, only to find that every still living general from the time that Goku originally fought them in Dragon Ball was there. All of them were sitting around a table, looking more then a little surprised to see him. Apparently, all of them had been to busy trying to figure out what they were going to do about Pilaf, how had stolen their dragon balls, to even notice what was going on in their own base.

While he was actually still having problems grasping the fact that he had actually killed a large number of people, Jacob was still more then willing to inform them that Pilaf wasn't their problem anymore and that they would be following the little blue bastard soon if they didn't give up on their dreams of world domination, at which point they promptly told him to screw off, which wasn't the smartest thing to do.

In the end, everything went the same way that it did with Pilaf's castle, with the only difference being that he ended up going all the way to the basement and blowing up several walls in order to get to the super computer. When he and Kami had talked about the future and all the Cell crap that was going to end up happening if he didn't do something about it before it was to late, Kami had decided to help him by searching the world over with his mind for the computer and Cell, which he ended up finding in some hidden basement room in the base.

Once in the secret research and experiment room, he found that he wasn't the only person there. Standing next to an incredibly large computer and looking at him in a very 'Who ever you are, I'm better then you, now get out' kind of way, was none other then Dr. Gero, builder and creator of both the crazy androids and the android building computer that would one day create Cell if left in one piece. On his head was a large bowl like helmet that was hooked up to the huge computer next to him.

After a few words were exchanged, which went very similarly to the way the exchange with the R.R.A. generals went, Jacob found out that Dr. Gero had decided to go ahead and transfer his consciousness to the computer a bit earlier then he originally planed, just in case he was killed by whoever the intruder as. Once Jacob was sure that it was the right computer, he didn't even give the cocky old bastard a warning, he simply let loose as much Ki on him as he could, kill him and destroying the huge computer all at once and leaving only a chard black spot in their place.

With that done, he quickly searched the rest of the base, both in the secret lab and in the upper and unhidden parts. Once he finished searching out other Ki signatures in the base and was sure that there weren't any, he promptly destroyed the whole base, leaving nothing but rubble in its place.

Two days after destroying the base, Jacob stopped by Bulma's place again, only this time he did it to drop off the broken capsule his father had given him, something he realized that he probably should have done in the first place. He originally planed on just having her fix it so that he could take it with him back to Kami's place, but when he told her about, saying that a friend of his had found it and given it to him along with the other capsules, she informed him that it would take at least a few days for her or her father to fix it. Usually she could fix just about anything in the blink of an eye, but when it comes to capsules... they were so complicated that they had to be handled very delicately whenever you try to fix something that's wrong with them.

Before he left her to head out to Kami's place, at Kami's telepathic prompting, he also asked her about making a gravitation chamber for him, only to find out that neither her or her father actually knew how to create artificial gravity yet. Apparently her father had only just started messing around with artificial gravity within the past year, meaning that it would still probably be another few years before they were able to actually build any kind of gravitational machine at all.

Once he was done with that little task, he headed over to Kami's Lookout to train.

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A/N 1 : For cryin out loud, why the hell is it so hard to try and get anything to sound like Kami? Every time I typed what he would say, I would end up deleting it all and just rewriting it because it never seemed to sound like something he would actually say. Don't ask me why, but it was just a lot harder typing his conversations then it was for me to type anyone else's.

A/N 2: OK, there are actually several official heights for Goku (5'7", 5'8", 6'1", 6'2") (Ocean had their own official height releases, which, oddly enough, seemed to change every time someone asked them how tall he was, which is funny because they didn't even have the anime for that long...) I decided to go with the taller height, because Goku is supposed to be really tall, and 5'8" (which is the official Japanese height) isn't very tall to me.

OMG, I can't believe this chapter had so many A/Ns in it. O.O sorry about that, but I couldn't help but feel like I had to explain things sometimes. I usually don't change things that are so technical (like height), but as it's DBZ, and Goku is supposed to be really tall (he towers over most of the other characters) I kind of felt like I needed to give him a height that was actually tall instead of the 5'8" he actually has. Anyway, hopefully, now that I've explained so much of this crap, I won't have to explain it later...

Anyway, please remember that it will all pick up speed in a few chapters, so just hang in there.:D I hope you all liked this chapter, especially since it is kind of starting the plot (well, not exactly, it's leading to the start of the actual plot) Anyway, I need to go start typing the next chapter, so just sit still until I finish it up.

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