Ok I knew that bishop was gonna die but not like what I just saw, im not going to tell u because I think some of the people who are reading this didn't play the second no more heroes, so im only going to tell you this…. Its sad.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Sylvia?!?" Travis screamed, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?"

"Wait is this the same Sylvia that would set up the ranking fights and just watch the assassins like we where some game? Because of you I lost my arm(but without her we wouldn't have the game we all now and love, then Nintendo would go bankrupt causing the wii to fail, and would all have to play halo instead of the company that's been by our site since forever [ try doing that Sega]) said Shinobu

"I came because I was angry, plus I wanted to see how the date would go, you know besides I think this is Travis's first date after Jeanne and I think he really cares for you besides if he didn't why didn't he kill you in the first fight?"

Good Shinobu: she I told you that he cared about her.

Bad Shinobu: yeah but the dates not over, besides didn't he want to fuck her in the first game? wasn't that the whole damn point of the first game?

Good Shinobu: he found out who killed his parents too, plus it didn't happen.

Bad Shinobu: remember lying will send you to hell.

Kirby: I think im going to agree with good Shinobu it looks like he really does care for her, if only meta knight cared for me like that.

Good Shinobu: since when can you speak?

Bad Shinobu: since when are you gay?

Kirby: ahh umm …. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

Sylvia walks to the door "im sorry I did that, hope you kids have a good time, besides im married."

Bad Sylvia: I curse your soul Scarlet Shinobu Jacobs, and I hope in one of your ranking fights you lose and the person whom your fighting does not give you mercy until you turn into human sushi and then I will pick you up, put you on a plate and eat you.

Meta Knight: damn, I wouldn't even do that, and im all for revenge.

Bad saliva: but I will do it one day, and Travis will watch.

Meta knight: you stole that from the first game.

"wow did you hear the way she said married, it sounded like she was saying a curse." said Shinobu.

"she's married to Henry, my twin, the guy with the bowl cut" explains Travis.

Outside Henry gets ready to enter the restaurant, he looks like a Mario party dropout, blue shirt and hat, and pink overalls. He spies a pizza but worker, he just has on a shirt with a slice of pizza on it, jeans, and a name tag.

'well he looks my size' thinks Henry 'what the hell, I already look stupid,' he takes out his beam katana and slices the workers head off, took off the workers clothes off and left the naked body in the dumpster.

'this damn shirt is too tight for me, hope it doesn't rip.'

"where is our waiter? We've been waiting forever?!?!"

Henry walks up to them, well not really Henry his name tag said moon love, he had on a long wig, and a fruit roll up around his arm.

"what will you two have today" asked Henry/ moon love who was talking in a British/ Chinese/ Spanish ascent (try it, it doesn't sound pretty does it?)

"two cokes and the buffet" said Travis