Thanks for reading, I think the next chapter will be my last chapter before it starts getting I little more mature, and if your wondering this may be my first fan fiction, but its not my first time writing a sex scene, I think my first sex story was Mario and peach's amazing journey to the planet Uranus! Worst thing I ever wrote but it helped me pass 7th grade English------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"And remember Henry always say Its-a me!!!! Or Mario time, or fist pump(I love to fist pump) besides its not like your twin is mister honor student you know." said Mario

"thanks Mario have you ever been wrong?"

"there was that time when I said stomp on your turtle, that time you married Sylvia, that time when you divorced Sylvia…."

"thanks Mario"

Henry starts to walk to Travis's table, huge platter of food and drinks in his hand, pretends to trip and gets all of the food that was on the platter on Shinobu.

"Oops" says Henry

"BAD MOVE HENRY… BAD MOVE!!!!! YOUR GONNA DIE MAN!!! DID YOU EVEN SEE THE WAY SHE KILLED THOSE GUYS IN ASIA?!?"

"Its ok Mario I have my beam katana right…." Henry felt around in his back pocket for his purple beam katana but nothing was there

"im going to die today, I might as well take it like a man and take it, besides I always thought that I would die from some fat lady sitting on me or something…"

Shinobu had smoke coming out her ears like an old 1950's cartoon, Travis didn't know what to do.

Good Travis: just take her home and clean her up, and we could just get the pizza to go.

Bad Travis: just after Shinobu kills this guy, bloods gonna be everywhere, he should die, that dress she had on was so moe.

Good Travis: but what about the rest of the people here?

Bad Travis: everyone knows not to fuck with an angry chick with a katana.

Good Travis: but….

Bad Travis: EVERYONE KNOWS

Shinobu stood up, kicked Henry in his balls multiple times and stormed out the door.

Kirby: awe honey there's nothing a little soap and water can't fix besides you were having a good time weren't you?

Good Shinobu and Bad Shinobu: yeah I guess so.

Good Shinobu: lets get back in there clean up

She walked back into the restaurant to find Travis staring at the waiter, something about him was oddly familiar about him.

"hey can I come back too your place to clean up?"

"ok, just after I eat."

Princess Peach: NO NO NO Travis, know wonder you still live alone! You could've just went but your too hungry, the poor girl is covered in cheese and diet coke!

Bad Travis: but im hungry.

Princess Peach: fine but hurry up and EAT!

Bad Travis: cough*bitch* cough.

Princess Peach: what did you say to me?!?

Bad Travis: who said something? My mouth was full. I would never say something like that your like the bestest person in the world.

Princess Peach: I thought so.

After diner, the manager said that the food was free and he was sorry that the platter spilled on Shinobu and then kicked Henry so hard in the balls that his wig fell off and revealed his true self.

"Isn't that your brother?" said Shinobu

"yeah, wonder why he's here? You don't think he likes you too?"

"Ew" Travis kicks Henry in the balls, "that's gross, plus he was married."

They left the restaurant soon after, Henry woke up 20 minuets later, naked on a bed.

"*grone* it feels like some on smashed me sperm globes with a rock, and why am I naked?"

Henry turned around to find Luigi next to him… also naked.

"I saw what you did too Silvia the night you got married…. Now do it to weegee. Besides you're the one that said "don't hate me if I play a tad dirty. Come to weegee you naughty boy!!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile Travis waited for Shinobu to get out the shower.

Princess Peach: you were just thinking of hopping in the shower with her you purvey!

Bad Travis: your just jealous cause you haven't gotten any from Mario in a while.

Princess peach: I am not!

"hey Travis do you have anything I can wear?"

Travis thought for a second there was that bizarre jelly cosplay he bought online.

"Do you like cosplay?"

"Its fine, just pass it to me"

'would she like blueberry or cranberry…" and then he found strawberry.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the next story I write will be a continueasion of this story only m for mature so all you kiddys out there be careful when reading J