AN: Almost forgot to update again today. Reading before bed.LOL. Ah...anything to say...yes. Someone seems to have forgotten this is slash and added me to a 'No Slash' C2. They might want to fix that. There's no immediate need mind, as, well, Dark V and Harry won't kiss on the first date. #smirks# But still...anything else I'll mention in my second note.
Disclaimer: Err, I guess I don't own the adorable little munchkin but then again J.K brought him to us at 11…he's four now…#rubs chin thinking before grabbing him# MINE! MINE! MINE! Muahahahahahha!
Rejected Runespoor
Chapter 9
If right now he wasn't trying to plan a way to still get away from these people and get back to his den their reaction would almost be funny. All of them seemed to flinch away except the old man who seemed to be leading them who just looked slightly surprised. The strict looking woman next to him gasped and covered her mouth and on his other side the pale man's eyes widened. Everyone else seemed outright scared.
"Parseltongue! Dumbledore…He…h-he's speaking like…" A man with a top hat juggled in his hands stammered.
:I don't think they understand you…:
Harry looked them over cautiously before his eyes flicked down to the snake still attached to his wrist. :I agree.: He looked back up, lips twitching at the nervousness he felt. :But let's test…hmm. Your mother is so fat, she wears basilisk skins for undies and STILL can't find any clothes:
The people seemed to realize he was talking to them and a few leaned back eyes widening. The leader, Dumbledore stepped forward, wand dangling from his fingers unthreateningly and spoke.
"Harry do you understand me?"
Harry snorted. :Nope, they don't understand a word. This is fun: He looked the pale guy in the eyes. :I bet your ass is so pale you make ghosts look colored: He man's breathing hitched before he took a step back and mumbled something to the white-haired man.
"Harry, shake your head if you understand us."
Harry's eyes met the leader's again before sidling off to look at the other people. :That woman looks like she has a broom up her ass.:
:That is correct posture.:
Harry cocked his head. :Sitting on a broomstick is correct posture!…:
The snake hissed wordlessly. :Why don't you nod:
:I don't feel like being helpful.: Harry crossed his arms petulantly.
"Dumbledore, the child is wild, he doesn't understand a word!"
He smirked before mimicking along with the man. :Dumbledore, the child is willlld. He doesn't understand a woooord.: Harry snorted and took a step back. :They must think I'm stupid.:
"I think he knows more than he's letting on Severus." Blue eyes twinkled happily at him, disconcerting Harry.
:Okay wizards. I'll be going now. Feel free to…leave my home: Harry smiled mock cheerfully and waved.
"What's he doing?" The tall dark man from under the tree sidled up to the old man to ask suspiciously.
"Harry if you understand…we need you to leave with us now."
Harry put up his other hand slowly, like he was being held up, facing outwards before willing it and jumped backwards in satisfaction as a wave of magic spread out from him knocking most of the wizards over. Harry turned and started to run. Unfortunately, the Dumbledore fellow hadn't been one of the ones to fall down, no matter how frail he looked.
"Stupefy."
Mid jump for a tree, his world went black.
He couldn't move. Harry tried to twitch his fingers again. Nothing. Well then it didn't matter showing the wizards he was awake then as he couldn't move. Now that he thought about it…it didn't feel like he was on the ground anymore either. He sniffed lightly. Or in the forest! Harry opened his eyes in panic and then hissed loudly.
:Too bright:
The room dimmed suddenly and then someone stepped up to him. "Mister Potter?" A brisk woman asked in a firm but concerned tone. "I've closed the blinds. But don't worry about the body bind. We're just trying to keep you calm while we explain…what's happened."
:Body bind. Must be a spell. That's why I can't move. Damn! Stupid wizards:
"You poor thing. Having to live in a forest with animals, stealing to survive. No more." He wanted to snarl as a hand brushed his unruly black locks out of his eyes. "Those…muggles! Abandoning you in the wilderness like…" The woman sniffed and turned away, seemingly overcome. "I'm just happy you're well."
:God, they are all stupid! If one of you idiots would just get me a pen and paper!…: Harry hissed at the woman.
"I suppose you had no one to talk to but that snake they brought in with you. Which is why you can only speak parseltongue…" The woman shuddered. "I feel for you, you poor thing. But as long as you try to hide it…" Her voice rose to cover Harry's agitated hisses as he realized Potty was no longer on him.
:Where's my snake! If you people did anything to…:
The door in the room opened and the old man from before flowed in, eyes twinkling in sky blue robes.
"Harry. I'm not sure if you can understand me but I suspect you can, so." The man had a seat in the chair next to his bed. "Your pet is well and being taken care of by our resident groundkeeper. And Dedalus Diggle appreciated his wand back and you can keep the clothes. He thought you'd like them as you've been...unclothed. Your name is Harry Potter. My name is Albus Dumbledore. I am the Headmaster of this institution. Welcome Mr. Potter, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
AN: I feel like making some 'big' quote now..."Do you really think that my muscles, my strength, is what helped me win? In here?"...WHOOT! Totally random! Yay Becca!...ouh hey I didn't upload our parody...darn. Must do that tomorrow. And if someone can tell me where my 'almost-a-direct' quote came from, I'll give them a cookie!
So any other thing about the fic...umm. You people are addicted to sex? But you all knew that! LOL. Hmm, at here! Stuff people asked. No glasses. Do you see glasses? And you anjela wolfe alone were right, it was a "wand"#wink#. I think that's it. And no I couldn't change it back to my original intent. What would they think! An 11 yr-old with a ...#looks at my pg13 rating# can you mention adult toys with this thing?