OMG! I haven't updated in like forever, I am so so so sorry! This just did not want to write, so that's why it's short (except for the lyric things, or it's be like 1500 words). Sorry! Thanks for the reviews! I love you all so much! Thank you to the people who have reviewed from the very first update, your dedication amazes me. Thanks!

Disclaimer: Same as always, you know, I am not Stephenie Meyer

Chapter 4 – Day One

BPOV

The bus ride was boring. I could have gotten there in ten minutes, but we had to take the bus up to the same place that Edward and I had gotten out of the car, and hike the rest of the way. The whining, annoying human girls were so predictable. 'I can't wear these shoes hiking!' was heard many a time. I really shouldn't have been wearing Jimmy Choo's either, but I didn't care. They wouldn't get too dirty with me in them.

About a half hour later, we were at the campsite. Emmett's off-roader was there, and he seemed to have a tent set up. I walked over, dragging Edward along, as did the PE coach.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" the coach yelled. "The girls have one tent, the boys have another. You are not allowed a shared tent," he said. Alice tapped him on the shoulder, lightly for us, but he still swayed a bit.

"Sorry, we didn't set the tent up for that," she said. "This tent is our wardrobe," she explained. All the other students' jaws dropped. It was a five room tent, after all. The guys looked kind of disgusted and the girls were jealous.

"Let me check that," the coach said. He walked inside, as did my family. I looked around, awed. Alice had really outdone herself. There was a room that said 'Bella', one that said 'Rose', one that said 'Alice', one that said 'Boys' and one that said 'Bathroom'. I checked there first. Inside was a massive vanity with three separate counters. They had signs that had each couples names above them.

I flounced into my wardrobe and saw that all my suitcases had been emptied onto clothes racks divided by style. Alice really took fashion far too seriously. I saw several other freshmen sneaking into the rooms. I coughed loudly, startling them. The coach went and reprimanded them. I saw some of Kaila's minions in trouble. This was going to be too easy.

"Alice," Edward, Jasper and I said at the same time. Edward sounded frustrated, Jasper sounded amused and I was annoyed.

"Well where were we going to put it all?" she asked, genuine concern glazing over her face. Hmm, she really didn't know, did she?

"Uh, in the tent where we sleep?"

"We don't sleep," she reminded me. I was about to respond when we heard a shriek from outside, and we all went to the sound. It was Sierra, the second-in-charge. Kaila was standing and pointing about ten feet away, and Kyle looked like he was about to pee his pants, how manly of him.

"Get it off me!" Sierra screamed. It was killing my ears, she screamed so loud. I looked at the cause of the commotion. There was a giant spider on her head (hey, this has actually happened to me, and I am such a wimp, I'm so scared of spiders). It was a huntsman, but it was huge, enough for my previous (human) arachnophobia to take hold for a moment, before I remembered I was a vampire.

All the girls were screaming really loudly and some of the boys were too. This would have been so good to post on YouTube, they were all such wimps. The female teachers had run away as well. O, brave citizens of Forks! My family looked to be the only ones cool, calm and collected. Even Jasper's waves of calm weren't working.

"It's only a spider," Rosalie said. She walked up behind Sierra, and it rushed onto the poor girls face. She screamed again, and Rosalie smiled evilly. I loved my bitch of a sister! She had obviously known the spider would run away from a vampire, that's why she'd gone from behind. Rose flicked it off the girls face, a little harder than necessary. The poor thing died.

"Wow Rose, you really are evil," Jasper said when she walked back over. She smiled, as did Alice and I. Cullen girls were supreme when it came to revenge, punishment or being evil. Our husbands hadn't seemed to have realized that yet.

"You don't say." She winked at Emmett, who grinned like an idiot. The coach came back over to us again.

"I guess you know how to put a tent up?" he asked. We nodded. Social interaction was not something we enjoyed, especially with mundane, boring school teachers. "Well, you boys can set up the male tent, and the girls can set up the female tent." I blocked Rosalie and Alice's thoughts quickly, and saw them nod a plan. We were getting payback for being forced into this, finally.

"Sir," we whined like children. He looked at us, curious. "Oh, we can't put tents up," I said. Rosalie and Alice acted horrified.

"I thought you said you knew how, and your brothers mentioned camping trips," he seemed genuinely confused. Poor thing, we were screwing with his mind.

"What do you think brothers and friends are for?" Rosalie asked. She was about to go easy on Emmett, I could tell. Sisters are bitches. "But, if I remember rightly, Kaila and Sierra were telling us about going camping down on the res before. I'm sure they know how to put tents up, I mean they don't seem to have brothers who will do it for them willingly." I smiled evilly. Getting back at a bitch was always better than getting back at a guy. There was always abstinence for Eddie.

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We were lying down on lounge chairs when I felt water soak through my clothes. I looked left, and saw some of the guys giggling. God, it looked like we were in an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. Alice looked surprised, Rosalie furious and I was mortified.

"Who did it, Edward?" I asked. He, Jasper and Emmett were still putting the tent up, they had to do it at human speed. I heard Jasper chuckling, which was suspicious.

"I didn't see, love," he said, but I could hear the lie in his voice. No way, he was so dead. He lied to me! Alice jumped up suddenly.

"EMMETT MCCARTY MASEN CULLEN YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!" she yelled. Emmett guffawed.

"There is such a thing as payback little sis," he teased. I stood up.

"You are the worst excuse for a brother any vamp- girl has ever had!" I yelled, and then stalked off to the clothes tent. Suddenly, I was glad Alice had packed two sets of clothes for each day, it wasn't even one o'clock yet, and I was in need of some new ones. I heard Rose outside, too annoyed to keep their discussion at vampire quiet, more like human loud.

"You son of a bitch, you ruined a Prada top, and look at these shoes. They're totally ruined! Not to mention my hair. That's it, I'm sending you to Caius when we get home, I'm sure he'd appreciate your pranks." She fumed.

"Rosie babe, you wouldn't do that to me. What if I became interested in Heidi?" Ooh, wrong thing to say, stupid. I could hear Rose's hiss from in here.

"You would rather be with that slut than me? That's it. I am so not talking to you."

"Rosie..." My sister came in, muttering about stupidity and idiot husbands. I knew exactly what she meant.

"I think we need Alice," I said. Rose nodded, seeing my train of thought.

"I'm here," Alice said.

"Well..." I explained our plan, and we went and got changed.

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Five hours later, and we were pretending to eat our meals. It smelled disgusting; I didn't even look at what it was. We had spent much of the afternoon in our tent, plotting with Alice. We would scream profanities whenever our husbands came anywhere near, and I didn't bother with a shield; we had agreed that 'Womanizer' by Britney Spears and Rose's favourite memories were bad enough to keep Eddie away.

"Okay students, we are going to do camp activities every night, and today's is a campfire sing-a-long!" Mr Killeen, the Government teacher said.

"Uh, sir, can we use a karaoke machine instead?" Alice asked. "I brought one."

"Sure?" he said, sounding more like a question. We grinned happily, this would be good. Alice ran out to get everything set up, this would be much better than our first plan of attack.

"Well girls, what do you think of a little... suggestion?" Rose asked. We grinned, and began whispering so we were out of earshot.

"Are you ready?" The teacher asked ten minutes later.

"Yeah, tell the boys to start, we'll just be a minute," Alice said. We went into our tent and got some sexier clothes out. I was forced into a black micro-mini skirt and a blue flowing shirt that was see through enough that you faintly saw my lacy blue bra underneath. I wore killer blue heels as well. Alice was wearing white hotpants with a pink singlet top. She paired that with cute-as-pie pink high heels. Rosalie was wearing a denim mini-skirt with a green top. She was wearing knee high boots and fishnet stockings. This would be funny. We walked out to a sharp intake of breath.

Kaila and Sierra were in the middle of 'Wannabe' by the Spice Girls (old much) and their mouths dropped in shock. As did all the other girls. The guys looked slightly (as in really), well perverted. Our men looked well... excited. I rolled my eyes at the same time as my sisters. We knew perfectly well that they thought we dressed like this 'cause they thought they'd get some (especially Emmett, it had been eleven hours) but they were wrong. We just liked to tease.

After Kaila and Sierra were done, we went up as a group. Alice would be singing, while Rosie and I would be acting it out. This would be way more fun than any payback the Cullen girls had ever done before.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

As Alice sang about kissing girls, that's what Rose and I actually did. Well, it wasn't real, but nobody else knew that. We had had it perfected for years; Rose had promised Emmett on his birthday one year that she would fulfil his bisexual fantasy of her, and Alice had known what she was going to ask and so it had been me. She finished and I looked out at a rather diminished male population, who I could see adjusting in the woods and a shocked female population, as well as a drooling Edward and Emmett. Jasper looked sort of grossed out, but proud of Alice. She bounced over to him, the traitor. I grabbed Rose's arm and we huffed off and sat down. This next bit would be funny. Emmett got up to sing. He selected some random song, to which I thought was funny, but this next bit would be better. His expression would be priceless.

The music started playing and the lyrics dove straight in. We all recognised the tune but the name would come slightly into the song.

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

He ended to a shocked crowd of males and a hysterical gaggle of girls. Ah, his face was priceless, just as I thought.

"Jizz in my pants?" he asked me and Rose, both still cracking up. Alice was a genius, we nodded. Edward went next, thinking the joke was over. Oh, no Eddie, we were going to annoy him with his 'theme song'. Jasper and Emmett had crowed over it when I showed it to them back in '06. They didn't stop singing it all through the summer.

'Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. Hey!

Four years, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say 'hey wait!'
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over, oh that's just great

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money
Who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces the names and the trends
High School Never Ends

Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. Hey!

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary-Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight

And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about you hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty five

Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black the clown, Brad Pitt the Quarterback
Seen it all before, I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's in the club, who's on the drugs
Who's throwing up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
High School Never Ends

Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. High School Never Ends!

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High School Never Ends

Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. High School never ends!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. High School never ends!

Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. High School never ends!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh. High School never ends!

Here we go again
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh.

And as he came off the stage, I ran. He was going to kill me. I escaped into the girls' tent and I heard him venting outside. Revenge was sweet.

OOOOOOO LINE OOOOOOO

"Rosie!" Emmett whined. I smirked, this was his fault. With my sisters in the beds next to mine, we all grinned. We were sitting up, painting our fingers and toes, and Emmett was whining from far across the field. This was my favourite memory so far of being here.

Hey, I am really sorry this took forever for like nothing to come of it. There isn't really much development in this story, so I would really appreciate some ideas please. BTW, the songs were "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry (check her other songs from that album out, they're way better but don't even listen to Ur So Gay), "Jizz In My Pants" by The Lonely Island (they're pretty funny, if incredibly rude, watch the videos) and "High School Never Ends" by Bowling For Soup (check out 1985 by them as well, it's one of my fave's). Thank you for reading, please review with ideas and feedback.

BTW: If you got a message saying I posted one sorry... that was an unedited piece of crap. And I forgot all the lyrics in there. Luv Ya's!