Disclaimer: I owned my brother a lot today, but I don't own the mentalist

A/N a more jisbon story, I promise rigspelt will pull through more in the next chapter =] this came to me a while ago, I have only now written it though, and I am thinking of using the start of this for one of my other stories, I don't know, anyways, I am rambling... read and review...=]

Picture day

Patrick Jane smiled as he read the notice being passed around the bullpen, the next day was to be picture day at the CBI, and like always, it provided a perfect bet for his antics. He took the note into Teresa Lisbon's office and stood there, rocking from his heel to his toe for a while, until she looked up.

'What?' she said irritated

'It's picture day tomorrow' he informed

'I know Jane, I have seen the notice, now, can you go annoy someone else, I have a lot of paperwork to do thanks to you' she said exasperatedly

'You sound irked'

'I am irked, now please Jane, let me sort this out so they don't sue you'

'Oh, they will not sue, I caught their killer'

'And at the same time you broke about half the statues in their garden that were worth about half a million'

'Meh'

'Meh all you want, just do it somewhere else, please'

'Yes ma'am' he said, bowing as he left.

*

The next day the whole team turned up dressed nicely, Lisbon even had a skirt on, but she had dress pants to change into of course. Grace was running late, and was in the elevator, when it was stopped short, and the doors opened, and Rigsby walked in.

'Morning Grace' he mumbled

Grace smiled, he was mumbling as there was something he just couldn't get quite right

'What's wrong?' she asked

'Tie won't go right' he admitted

She took a look, it was perfect, she laughed

'Silly, your tie is fine, you are just nervous about picture day, why might that be?'

'You will laugh'

'I promise I won't'

'No, you will, I'd laugh at myself'

'Ok then spit it out'

'I was trying to impress you'

Grace smiled, but didn't laugh

'Wayne, you don't need to do that'

'I know, I just wanted to get it right'

'Well, you are doing a brilliant job of it if that helps' she offered

He smiled sheepishly 'Thanks'

She leant in and kissed him

'Keep up the good work

*

The team had arrived and were sat in front of Lisbon's office. Jane had been behaving rather well, a telltale sign he was up to something. Grace and Lisbon were sat at the front and Cho, Rigsby and Jane were sat slightly higher up. The photographer had the camera at the ready and was poised to take the picture, when out of nowhere, bubbles started filling the room. Lisbon spun around

'JANE GODDAMMIT!' she yelled

'Don't look at me' he said, trying to be innocent, but she saw straight through him

'LIAR!' she said, getting up and chasing him around the room, the exact reaction he wanted

She got him cornered up by his unused desk and was ready to hurt him, when an origami frog, once again, literally jumped out at her, giving her a fright, and taking herself off guard, giving Jane the perfect opportunity to escape.

'Lisbon, it's just bubbles, calm down woman' he said

'I wouldn't push it right now if I were you' she grumbled, sitting down

'Ok, one, two, three' the camera man said, and as he clicked the button, a giant bucket of whipped cream fell over the agents, making them look more like snowmen

'JAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!' Lisbon yelled, trying to get up and hurt him, but the floor was slippery, causing her to slip, right into Jane's arms.

'Aw Lisbon, you quite literally fell for me' he teased, earning him a well placed fist to his nose

'You just can't make anything easy for us, can you Jane?'

'Afraid not, now, come on, one more picture' he said

'Why, we have had ours'

'We deal with such hard and horrid cases, we need a fun picture' he said smiling

'Fine, last one'

They all posed, arm in arm around each other, and just before the flash, confetti fell down over them

'JAAAAAAAANE!!'

'Uh-oh'

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