The Masked Mooner Strikes!
By Guest Author: SteelCrescent4
Geese Tower
Geese Howard was sitting at his desk reading his newspaper. The front-page article caught his eye.
'''The Masked Mooner Strikes South Town!
Crazy young man on the run from police after he pulls down his shorts and moons unsuspecting victims.
Huge reward for anyone who has information on him.'''
"Hmm…sounds like a real troublemaker. Can't have someone like that running around my town," Geese says.
"Oh yeah? My tush says otherwise!"
Geese immediately sets down his paper, only to be face-to-face with someone's bare, shiny ass. "AAH!" yelled Geese, causing him to fall backwards in his chair.
The person was none other than Joe Higashi with a cheap dime-store mask around his eyes. Joe turns around and then bolts out of the office laughing.
"Damn that Masked Mooner! You won't escape my Tower so easily!" Geese says. He presses a button on his desk. "Attention Geese Tower Security! The Masked Mooner is on the loose within this building! Don't let him escape!"
35th Floor
As Joe ran down each floor toward the first, he was then stopped by Billy Kane.
"So you're the masked moron my boss Geese has been talkin' about. I'll shove my Cane up where the sun don't shine," Billy says.
"Um, how about not! Time to fly like the wind, or better yet, break it!" Joe says as he darts past Billy, farting loudly as he passed him.
"Oh bloody hell!" Billy gasps before collapsing from Joe's fart.
21st Floor
Joe continued his escape from Geese Tower, and eventually run into Mr. Big.
"I'll turn you in faster than I pick up hot chicks!" Mr. Big says, swinging his sticks at Joe.
Joe thinks quickly by snatching Mr. Big's sunglasses off of his face and throwing them out a nearby window.
"My sunglasses! Noooooo!" Mr. Big whines, leaping out the window after them.
1st Floor
Joe was almost in the clear. Before he got to the main doors, however, Wolfgang Krauser steps in front of him,
"You're not going anywhere, tiny!" Krauser says to Joe.
Joe needed a way to divert his attention. "Hey look! A bunch of wrestlers want to challenge you!" Joe says, pointing past Krauser.
"Lies! Prepare to…GAAH!" Krauser says as Raiden, Zangief, and Hulk Hogan then jump him from behind.
Outside Geese Tower
Joe finally makes it outside.
"Haha! Score one for the Masked Mooner!" Sayonara suckers!" Joe says.
Smash!
But Joe's escape was cut short when out of nowhere Geese falls on top of him from the sky, crushing him.
At the top of the tower was Terry Bogard, who had knocked Geese out of his office window for the thousandth time.
The Masked Mooner's rampage has come to an end.
What else I happening around South Town?
Continue on to the next chapter!