Babysitting Momoko II
By: Shin aK1ra-sama
After several minutes of walking, Kensou and Momoko end up at the park.
"Geez…you really know how to separate Athena and me, don't you?" Kensou complains to Momoko.
"Momoko likes Kensou-kun, because Kensou-kun is funny!" Momoko smiles cutely.
"Master's much funnier…" Kensou says to himself.
"Get your meatbuns! One buck for small! Two bucks for medium! Three bucks for large!" a familiar voice is heard near the top of a hill.
"Now, that's for me!" Kensou runs up the hill.
"Kensou-kun, wait for Momoko!" Momoko runs after Kensou.
Upon reaching the peak of the little hill, Kensou smiles, "Shingo! You're selling meatbuns now!"
"…Uh, yeah…I am…" Shingo stares at Kensou suspiciously.
"I thought you sold ice cream now," Kensou recalls.
"Kula…uh…ruined my business…" Shingo pouts.
"Okay…So, how about letting a friend of yours have a large meatbun on the house?" Kensou offers.
"Oh, sure," Shingo takes a large and shows it to Kensou. Before Kensou could take it, Shingo pulls it back and continues, "…for three bucks!"
"What?! Come on, we're buds!" Kensou insists.
"Didn't you get me arrested the other time when I was selling hotdogs?" Shingo reminds Kensou.
"…That was your fault for assaulting Mary!" Kensou retorts.
"…Three bucks…" Shingo replies flatly.
"Cheapskate!" Kensou takes his wallet out and opens it to reveal…several moths flying out…and no money, "Crap…"
"Kensou-kun, wait for me!" Momoko finally makes it to the top of the hill.
"That's it!" Kensou yells then runs to Momoko, "Momoko, can I have three dollars?"
"Why?" Momoko asks.
"To buy a large meatbun!" Kensou answers.
"Why?" Momoko asks again.
"So, I can eat it!" Kensou answers.
"Why?" Momoko asks again.
"So, I won't be hungry!" Kensou answers.
"Why?" Momoko asks again.
"So…I won't die from hunger…" Kensou answers.
"Why?" Momoko asks again.
"Since I don't want to die…!" Kensou answers.
"Why?" Momoko asks again.
"Will you please stop asking 'Why'?" Kensou groans.
"Why?" Momoko giggles.
"…Can I have three dollars?" Kensou asks.
"Okay!" Momoko reaches into her pants and pulls out a purse. After a while, she hands Kensou three dollars.
"Thanks, Momoko!" Kensou rushes back to Shingo and slams the three bucks on the cart, "One large!"
"…That was really cute…!" Shingo chuckles, "That thing with that little girl!"
"Momoko is here!" Momoko announces to Kensou and Shingo.
"I think it's called, 'pedophilia'," Shingo chuckles.
"I'm not a pedophile!" Kensou yells, "I'm just babysitting Momoko for a while…Where's my meatbun?"
"Here's your large!" Shingo hands the large meatbun to Kensou.
"Thanks! Itadakimasu!" Shingo gets ready to eat it, until he feels a tug on his shorts.
"…Can Momoko have some?" Momoko asks.
"…Uh…maybe next time! This one is mine!" Kensou snickers.
"But Momoko paid for it," Momoko explains.
"…No, you gave me the money…So, I paid for it!" Kensou snickers then gets ready to eat the meatbun in one bite, "Open the mouth and between the gums…Look out, stomach! Here it comes!"
CHOMP
"…OWWWWWWWWW!"
Momoko had apparently teleported the meatbun out from Kensou's hands and into hers. End result: Kensou bites both his hands, and Momoko eats the meatbun.
"Oishii!" Momoko cutely squeals with joy, after having eaten the meatbun.
"Momoko…!" Kensou yells.
"Ha! Nice! You need a bandage, Kensou?" Shingo laughs.
"That's it!" Kensou rushes to Shingo, "Mind babysitting her for me?"
"What?!" Shingo was taken aback, "It's stupid for a meatbun seller to babysit someone who loves to eat meatbuns!"
"Just for a few hours, come on!" Kensou starts begging.
"No…" Shingo sighs, "You're better of telling the next person who passes by here to babysit her!"
As if on cue, Duo Lon walks by.
"Oh, crap…" Shingo does a facepalm.
"Hey, Duo Lon, how's about you help me with something?" Kensou tries to act all buddy-buddy with Duo Lon.
"Why?" Duo Lon turns to Kensou.
"Well…uh…we're friends, aren't we?" Kensou gives a false reason.
"No, we are not," Duo Lon replies.
"We're…both cool fighters, right?" Kensou tries once more.
"…No," Duo Lon replies.
After taking a much longer time to think, Kensou realizes, "…Well, we're both Chinese, aren't we?!"
"Very well. What is it?" Duo Lon asks flatly.
"Sweet! Uh…Babysit Momoko for me!" Kensou points to the short girl playing with Duo Lon's ponytail.
"Hi!" Momoko giggles.
"…Uh…Well?" Shingo follows up.
Duo Lon gives some thought before replying, "…Okay…"
"Awesome!" Kensou laughs.
"No way…" Shingo could barely believe what had happened.
"Great! Momoko, this is my friend Duo Lon! He's going to play with you now!" Kensou introduces Momoko to Duo Lon.
"Okay!" Momoko responds cutely.
"And I gotta go! Later, guys!" Kensou runs away.
After a few seconds of silence, Shingo comments, "Well, I didn't think that you would be a pedo'!"
"Come here, Momoko," Duo Lon walks away.
"Okay! Duo Lon-chan!" Momoko mistakens Duo Lon for a girl.
"Pedo'!" Shingo chuckles.
While Duo Lon walks away, he puts his foot through the ground and kicks Shingo's cart skyhigh…
CLANG!
"What the—!" Shingo yells as he sees his cart fly several feet directly above him, "HOLY—"
CRASH! CRUNCH! HURT!
The cart falls right on top of Shingo…
"Did you hear something, Duo Lon-chan?" Momoko asks.
"…I heard an annoying failure's swearing…" Duo Lon replies.
"Ow…Kyo-san…Iori-san…Chizuru-san…Somebody…Help me…" Shingo cries.
What else I happening around South Town?
Continue on to the next chapter!