Orochi Returns III
By: Master Jin Sonata
The city of South Town suddenly gets dark as black clouds concealed the sun.
A cold air whips up as then a pillar of red light shot up into the sky. The phenomenon came from South Town central Park.
Curious as to what was going on, all of the fighters throughout the city gather there to investigate.
To their horror, it was none of than Orochi himself.
"Prepare to be sacrificed you insignificant little worms," says Orochi, beaming with terrifying power.
"What?! Orochi? What is he doing back so soon?" says Ryo, looking on in awe.
"Damn! Should we call HQ?" Ralf asks his comrades.
"Kyo-san is out of town, so he can't help us!" Shingo says, gulping.
"Oh crap! We're all doomed!" says Kensou, looking like he was ready to wet himself.
"Get a grip! There is only one person who could save us now," says King, shaking some sense into Kensou.
"Huh? Do you mean…?" Blue Mary began.
"Yes. Terry. Freakin'. Bogard," King replies. "He'll solve our problems like in the previous story!"
"But where is he?" asks Takuma.
"Yeah, where is that blasted Bogard kid? I have a business meeting in twenty minutes," says Geese, not looking amused at the situation.
As if on cue, there he stood, standing on the street next to the park, his hat covering his eyes and he stood coolly and ready for action.
Terry, the 'Hungry Wolf', was ready to kick some ass. Turning to his target, he grins and gets into stance.
"Hey, c'mon! Get serious-"
CRRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!
Terry's words were immediately cut short when a city bus suddenly collides into him, flattening the hero instantly. Out from within the bus came out Yamazaki.
"Hey! Everyone, I think Orochi's here, I feel it in my blood. Where's Terry at?" asks Yamazaki, looking around at everyone.
Every King of Fighter glares back at Yamazaki and point to under the bus.
"Huh?" Yamazaki says, looking down to where they were pointing. "Oooooohhhh shit…." he says, clearly embarrassed that he might have killed the city's one hope of survival.
"Now what? Can justice not prevail?" Kim says in a slight panic.
"ARF ARF ARF!"
Everyone stops and looks and sees a light-brown puppy come out of nowhere and stand next to Orochi, promptly peeing on Orochi's shoes shortly after.
"Huh? It's that goddamn dog!" Iori says.
"How fortunate...a little puppy is going to make our deaths even worse," says Ash, amused.
"Butterscotch? What in the world is Kula's dog doing?" says Maxima.
Orochi looks down at the dog and frowns.
"I'll start by killing you first!" Orochi says, preparing to blast the dog to a bajillion pieces with his powers.
Suddenly, a loud scream sounded behind everyone.
"YOU LEAVE MY BUTTERSCOTCH ALONE!"
SMAAAASH!
Immediately after, a gargantuan bowling ball made completely of ice rolls into Orochi, crushing the evil villain instantly.
"What? Kula Diamond?" everyone says in unison as the blue-haired young girl runs in on the scene, heading straight to her puppy and cuddling it tight.
"Oh Butterscotch, I finally found you! Don't you run away from me again, you hear?" Kula says happily.
"Arf!" Butterscotch barks happily.
"Ugh…I'm…not…defeated…yet…mortals…" Orochi says, slowly trying to stand back up from the ice attack.
"Butterscotch…sic him boy!" Kula commands his puppy.
"RRRARF!" Butterscotch barks as the puppy runs up and bites Orochi in the nads before proceeding to maul the living crap out of him.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" yells Orochi in agonizing pain.
Everyone watching the event all looked at each other.
"Um…I guess all's well that ends well…I think," says Mai.
"Yeah…suppose we can go home now…" Athena adds, scratching her head.
"OKAY!" says Terry, giving a thumbs up from under the bus.
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