Chapter Two
Naruto ran ahead of the Pervy Sage and Scarlett as he wanted to talk to Tsunade before Scarlett tried anything. He was round the corner from the Hokage's place when he bumped into something.
"Hey watch where you're going!" shouted both Naruto and the other person at the same time. Naruto looked at the person and found he knew him.
"Konohamaru?"
"Naruto!" exclaimed Konohamaru happily. "What are you doing here? Aren't you training?"
"I would be but there's this girl and she's put some kind of spell on the Pervy Sage, so I need Granny Tsunade's help!" explained Naruto hurriedly. "Sorry Konohamaru, I need to go." With that Naruto took off for Tsunade's office.
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Tsunade was enjoying the peace of the village in the early morning, when she heard a disturbance just outside the door of her office.
"Unless you have an appointment, you cannot see the Lady Hokage!" said one of the guards outside the office.
"Listen. Go in there and tell Granny Tsunade that I need to speak with her, now!" shouted Naruto, by this time Tsunade was heading for the door as she knew who was there.
"How dare you disrespect the Lady Hokage…" he would have continued but Tsunade opened the door looking like she was about to throw someone through a wall.
"Naruto, what are you doing here?"
"Grandma Tsunade, listen I need your help!" walking into the room Naruto explained everything that was happening, Tsunade listened to what Naruto had to say and was thinking of a plan of action.
"From what you've told me we're dealing with the Aphrodite Kiss jutsu, and luckily it is reversible but the problem is we need to get Jiraiya away from this girl and that is where we will have the problem."
"I could distract her." Offered Naruto, he knew that Scarlett would want someone to escort her around Konoha and he knew he would be the only person not affected by her, thanks to the Kyuubi.
"That would seem like the best option for now. Okay, when she gets here you take her on a tour of the village and I'll help Jiraiya. Then we can kick her out of the village and that'll be the end of it."
They waited for the Pervy Sage and Scarlett to arrive at the office, when they finally did it had gone midday, Tsunade wondered how it took so long for them just to get to her office.
"Hey! What kept you?!" shouted Naruto as soon as they entered the room. "You should have been here ages ago!"
"We would have but Mr. Jiraiya insisted on me seeing the sights before coming here. Isn't that right Ji-Ji?" Scarlett had since stopped playing nice to Naruto.
"Well then Naruto; take Scarlett to your house while I talk to Jiraiya about an important matter." Ordered Tsunade turning to look out the window, Naruto followed Scarlett out of the room and walked with her until they were outside the Hokage building. That's when things got out of control everyone from the village was waiting for them, they looked like they were under some kind of spell, Naruto turned to Scarlett.
"Stop this right now!"
"Sorry Kiddo, no can do." As soon as "Scarlett" called Naruto kiddo, he knew that this wasn't the real Scarlett, it was Jiraiya!
"If you're Pervy Sage, then that means…" realizing the truth Naruto ran towards Granny Tsunade's office. "Tsunade! That's not the real Pervy Sage!" shouted Naruto bursting into the room, but it was too late Scarlett had transformed back and Tsunade was under her spell.
"Guards, seize Naruto Uzumaki and place him in the jail." Barked Tsunade
Naruto knew he had no chance of fighting off the whole village, running towards the open window of the office, Naruto jumped out of it and ran as fast as he could.
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Scarlett looked out of the Hokage's office window, so far no one had found Naruto and she was getting impatient, she needed Naruto and she needed him now. Hearing someone enter the room she looked towards where the person was kneeling.
"Mistress, we have yet to find Naruto Uzumaki but we will." Said the ANBU leader submissively.
"That is not good enough I need Naruto Uzumaki found now!" Scarlett screamed making the leader bow and leave the room.
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Naruto sneaked a look round the corner; there were people everywhere, ninja's, civilians and other people from different ninja clans.
Naruto was about to sneak past an elderly lady and her granddaughter when someone grabbed him around the chest with one hand and placed another around his mouth and pulled him back, he was about to turn around and attempt to knock out whoever was holding him when the person spoke.
"Whoa easy Naruto!" whispered the person, taking their hands away now that they knew he wouldn't attack.
"Kiba?"
"The one and only. It's not just me, Shino is also around. Right now he's looking for anyone who not affected by this jutsu." Explained Kiba quietly
"Shino? How come you and Shino aren't affected?"
"Look, why don't we discuss this in a less open area, one where the enemy can't sneak up on us." Kiba said setting off for the woods with Naruto following close behind.
When they got to the safe place, they found that Shino was already there. "So Naruto isn't affected either, well that's a plus I guess."
"What's that supposed to mean?!" said Naruto indignantly, but before he and Shino could start arguing Kiba intervened.
"This isn't the time to fight; we need to find out what jutsu had been used on them and how to snap them out it."
"It's something called the Aphrodite Kiss jutsu." Naruto explained what he had told Tsunade and what Tsunade had told him, what he didn't know was how to break the spell without killing Scarlett.
"Well at least we have one plan, if all else fails."
"If only Granny Tsunade had told me how to snap people out of it, then we could…" Naruto stopped when he heard a twig snapping, he hoped they wouldn't have to fight as he didn't want to hurt his fellow villagers, he had only just gained the respect of the village and didn't want to undo it by attacking them.
"Well looks like I'm not the only one who avoided that siren."
"Kakashi-Sensei!"
"Wait Naruto, Kakashi wouldn't be heard if it was him." Warned Kiba
"That is usually true but when I heard you're conversation, I thought sneaking up might startle you and then you would attack me." Explained Kakashi taking out his book to read.
"We still can't trust that you're not under that witch's spell."
"Okay I'll leave but before I do know one thing, the way to break her control over the people is to make them angry, although they are under her control they still have their emotions meaning that if make them angry they will more than likely shout at you and that will break the spell…or killing the jutsu creator should do it or you can make her leave and the jutsu should wear off."
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After discussing their plan of action Naruto left to see if what Kakashi said was true, finding the right target to try it on was the hard part. After a few close calls Naruto finally found the person he needed. Sakura was just standing outside his house as waiting for him to come back.
"Hey Sakura, did you know you look really ugly in that outfit?" taunted Naruto, he noticed her twitch but it still wasn't enough to break the control. "And it makes you look fat, oh and don't get me started on that massive forehead of yours." Now Sakura knew where Naruto was she was heading straight for him, figuring he only had one more chance, he realized that there was one more taunt he had if it didn't work then he was a goner. "I'm surprised Bushy Brows even likes you, I mean Ino's much prettier and a nicer person." Finally Sakura snapped out of it and came running after him.
"Naruto, you little pest I'm gonna kill you!" Naruto just barely managed to make it back to the woods when Sakura caught up with him. "And this is for saying I'm ugly!" she shouted, while at the same time punching him in the face.
"I see it worked." Shino said from a distance, watching Sakura punch Naruto over and over again. Finally when Sakura had tired, Kiba and Shino revealed themselves. "Well done Naruto, now all we have to worry about is the rest of the village."
"What's going on here? What's wrong with the village?" asked Sakura finally noticing that she had chased Naruto into the woods. Kiba quickly explained what happened, how because of Kiba's animal senses that had protected him and how Shino's bugs ate the chakra that came near him meaning that they were protecting him.
Sakura looked at Naruto, "hey Naruto how come you weren't affected?"
"The nine-tailed fox is protecting me from it." (A/N: I'm guessing most of the characters know that he is the vessel for the nine-tailed fox. If I'm wrong someone tell me so I can edit it.)
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They formulated (A/N: I love that word, must be the geek in me.) a plan so that they could get Scarlett out of the village. Naruto, Kiba and Shino would directly approach her, while Sakura got people to snap out of her control as she couldn't get near Scarlett with falling under her control.
Naruto moved as quickly and as quietly as he could towards the Hokage building knowing that that is where Scarlett would base herself. Sneaking into the Hokage's office was easy and that is what worried Naruto, he had yet to encounter any resistance.
"Hello Naruto, so good of you to join us." Came Scarlett's voice from behind him. "Now be a good boy and stay put." Thin but sturdy wires came out of nowhere and wrapped themselves around his arms and legs causing him to fall to the floor.
"Why are you doing this?!" screamed Naruto, Kiba and Shino were either close the window by or nearly there at the Hokage building and that meant all Naruto needed to do was keep Scarlett talking for a while.
"Well since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you. I want Hidan (A/N: I hope that's right) to finally notice and I can only do that by giving you to him."
"Who the hell is Hidan?" growled Naruto
"Oh Hidan, he's so dreamy, but that's not what you should be worried about, Hidan is part of the Akatsuki!" smirked Scarlett
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So what do you think…I mean me and minor bad guys don't really mix. I tend to forget their names.
I had originally planned for her to be in love with Kisame, but then that would make it a lot harder for me so I changed it. The next chapter should be the last but you never know with me.