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"You would think you would have learned by now Harry that there is no way that you can beat me." Ron told his best friend of many years, setting up the chess board. "There has not been one game that you have beaten me."
The apartment was quite small, but had a cozy feeling to it. The kitchen was hardly ever used since it had been burned down over 18 different attempts at cooking. When Ron wasn't at work, and Hermione wasn't at the ministry, they would sometimes go out for walks in the little park across the street. It was one of the ways to get Ron out of the house.
"We'll just see Ron, we'll see." Harry smiled and they started their intense game of Wizard's Chess.
Half way through the game, Ron's felly-tone started to ring, but he was too into his game that he was trying to win. Ron could not have any distractions. "Ron, you might want to get that. It could be important." But Ron ignored the call and took out Harry's last pawn on the board.
His felly-tone rang again; Ron gave a very angry grunt and let the phone ring. "Ron, you might want to get that."
But once again, Ron ignored his phone and continued to beat Harry in their intense game. The phone would not stop ringing, and once Ron had finally beaten Harry in chess, the phone stopped ringing.
They started a new game and Harry was finally getting good at Wizard's Chess, taking out two of Ron's pawns and his knight. The phone rang for an eighteenth time, but Ron would not answer it.
"For Merlin's sake Ron, pick up the phone the next time." Harry said, growing annoyed of the constant ringing in his ears.
"No, you'll cheat." Ron told him shortly, staring at the pieces intently, trying to find a brilliant move, "and besides, it is probably just Ginny telling me she found another chocolate frog card with my face on it. She always does that when she finds one and she won't leave me alone until I call her back."
"Then call her back," Harry said, hitting another one of Ron's pawns.
"No. You'll cheat." Ron stared at the board, and hit his head for being so stupid and letting Harry align his pieces the way that he had.
The phone rang again.
"Ron, pick up the bloody phone!" Harry yelled, but Ron did not move from his seat.
Ron thought to himself, "It's only the felly-tone that is throwing me off… Keep your eyes on your prize Ron."
The phone rang again.
Harry was about to pick up the phone himself, when Ron slapped his wrist in protest. "We are playing a game; you do not pick up a felly-tone during the game. It is against my rules."
"You just made that up! And I'm tired of this stupid phone ringing!" Harry rubbed the spot where Ron had hit him and glared, "Who cares if I get distracted, then you might have a chance at beating me now!"
Ron tensed, "Sure. Sure you could beat me." He said with so much sarcasm that it almost sounded mean.
"Oh you're on Ron."
The phone rang another twenty six times before Harry said something again, "Maybe something happened and they're trying to get a hold of us."
"Doubt it." Ron said, trying to find the perfect move.
Then, a loud, constant knocking came from Ron's door. Harry went to go open it and he saw a livid Ginny Weasley pass by him and go over to her brother, knocking him hard on the back of the head with her hand. "WHEN A PERSON CALLS YOU, YOU ANSWER BY THE SECOND RING!"
Ron guarded his head and asked, "Why are you yelling at me?" He moved his king to the middle of the board.
"Pick up your bloody phone the next time someone calls you!" Ginny screamed, "I've got a screaming Hermione in my car, who is furious at you because you wouldn't answer you're damn phone. We've been trying to get a hold of you for the past two hours but you wouldn't pick up. Hermione's in labor, you won't pick up your phone, and I somehow got pushed into the middle of this!" Ginny flew up her hands in frustration.
There was a long car honk from outside. "Please get in the car and calm your wife down, I don't think I can take anymore screams and blood and gross baby stuff."
Ron was fumbling with everything as he tried to get out of the door, "Are you able to drive?" Ginny asked him, he shook his head and gave his sister a kiss on the forehead while taking her keys. "Thanks sis."
Ginny grumbled her way to a chair as Ron shut the door behind him. She watched out the window as they drove away to St. Mungo's. She looked at the chess board and said, "So do you want the pleasure, or can I of telling Ron that he lost his first game of chess?"
AN: Thanks so much to all the people that reviewed and told me I was funny :) It really made my crappy day yesterday better and I thank you guys loads for it. Please if you have any suggestions on how characters could be "interrupted" please tell me all of your ideas because I will eventually run out of ideas.
This "story" was kind of just a reminder to people who read my story "Without Red Hair and Freckles" that I do have a sense of humor and I am not so dull and depressing all of the time. And it's a way to get all of my fluff and happy comedy out, because I normally love to make people laugh and smile. And it's low pressure and I don't have to make it a certain length, which makes me happy :)