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Neville stared at the magazine with his mouth opened slightly. He had locked his bedroom door and stared at the magazine in awe. A strange owl had delivered him a magazine with… explicit pictures. The magazine didn't seem to have a name, because there was no name on the front of the magazine.
"Oh Merlin," Neville muttered as he turned the page to find a girl riding a horse… without any clothes on.
Maybe someone stole her clothes… so she hopped on the horse to find them… as she bounces up and down… Neville thought to himself, thinking that it was as good of an answer that he could think of off of the top of his head. Neville couldn't remember why he was first intrigued to look at this magazine, but it might have had to deal with the woman on the front. She held a plotted plant that covered her up, and he had never seen a plant like it, so he was interested to see what the rest looked like.
Why he kept on looking at the magazine, Neville didn't know.
He suddenly felt his pants tighten and he crushed his thighs together. "No. I'll stop looking at the magazine if you do that." Neville told his pants. He calmed down and opened up the magazine to find an article on jumping jacks and why they are important for anybody.
This article also came with a picture. Neville watched as the women bounced up and down. "Bloody Hell," Neville murmured to himself, feeling quite flustered as one of the girls was smiling at him… Only he knew this girl. He now noticed that the women were fully clothed. They were in a dark green t-shirts and Quidditch gear. He knew that red hair from anywhere, Ginny Weasley was smiling as she did jumping jacks with her team, the Holyhead Harpies.
On the picture, there was Ginny's signature, with a little side note.
Neville,
I thought that you might like this. I thought it might cheer you up a bit. Happy Birthday!
Sincerely, Ginny Weasley
I laughed and flipped the page. There was a picture of every one of the Holyhead Harpies players; Ginny was the only one with clothes on. There was a little section underneath Ginny's picture which gave her stats and a few things about her.
"Ginny Weasley chose not to take her picture nude for the fact that she is trying to set a good example for young witches all around the world. Also, her fiancé Harry Potter was at the photo shoot, he told us; 'Some things are for my eyes only,' Ginny promptly gave him a playful slap on the shoulder. Ginny told us, 'I just want to be a good influence, because some people don't have the best examples set in front of them. I was lucky to have several good influences growing up, my twin brothers not being included.' She laughed and told stories of her brothers' adventures and their store that they opened several years previous. She ended her interview with saying, 'I do my best, not because I strive for perfection, but to set a good example.' Miss Weasley has definitely made a great impression and has made a difference in many little girls' lives."
Neville flipped a few more pages and watched a woman bathe. Just as quickly as Neville turned the page, his door burst open. Scrambling, he shoved the magazine under his bed, but the magazine slid right back out from under the bed. He now wished that his bed had been messy underneath so that it wouldn't have slid out.
"What have I told you about locking your door Neville?" Augusta asked with her hands on her hips. She looked at the magazine on the floor and picked it up, "What is this Neville?"
She opened up but Neville lunged for the magazine, but his attempts failed as he slipped on his sock that cluttered the floor. After she flipped through a few pages, she looked at her grandson who was still miserably lying on the floor, covering his face in shame.
Neville had never in a billion light years thought that he would be reading a dirty magazine by his Gran. He looked up at his Gran and she just shook her head and smiled, "I was wondering when I'd be catching you with one of these. I caught your father when he was in his fourth year at Hogwarts; I was surprised I didn't catch you earlier. Although, I thought that you would have been more cautious than your father was."
Was she really not mad? Neville asked himself. Neville sighed quietly, and watched his grandmother's expression lighten. "You had Ginerva even sign it for you, how lovely of her." Neville's face went scarlet. "I always knew that Weasley was classy, if only you had kept her around." She shook her head and gave Neville his magazine back and walked out the door, but did not close it.
"Gran?" Neville asked quietly, looking up at her.
"Yes Neville?"
"Can we not tell anyone about this?"
"Sure honey, sure we can." She smiled and looked over her shoulder. "Someone is here to see you."
Neville looked past her and to his horror, he saw Ginny with a wicked smile planted on her face. "Do you like picture books Neville?"
AN: I'm so sorry Neville, even if you are a fictional character, you don't deserve to be put through that torture. I hope you laughed, because I know I did.