A/N: This one was a tad more challenging, but I wanted to make one completely dialogue. Also, this is set in an established Jibbs universe.
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5-Down Ascot
"It's called an Ascot; stop fidgeting."
"I don't care
what it's called Jen; it makes me look like a pretentious
ass!"
"It's my ploy in case there are other red heads
there."
"But what if there's a red head with a thing for
pretentious asses? We'd better not go, just in case."
"Oh,
we're going Jethro. And you'll be pleasant the entire time."
"Or
what? Desk duty for a month?"
"No Jethro, or my tying that
scarf on will be the last time you'll feel me anywhere near you for
a week."
"You wouldn't!"
"3 hours Jethro, or seven
days?"