A/N: I see this as being established Jibbs in the same universe as 5-Down 'Ascot'. I don't need to tell y'all when it's set. I know, it was really classic but, eh, I couldn't resist.
8-Down Shave
"C'mon Jen" he
whined. "I think it gives me a kind of ruggedly handsome look."
"It
makes you look like a homeless vagabond." She scrunched up her nose
"an image which isn't exactly helped by your smell. How much beer
did you drink in Mexico?"
"More than you could handle."
"Oh
yeah? Do you remember –" she stopped and gave him an unimpressed
look. "Don't get me off topic Jethro. It's going."
"But
it's soft. And it keeps my face warm."
"Frankly Agent Gibbs,
I don't give a damn. I'm not kissing you unless you shave that
dead rat off."