A/N: I struggled to make this one exactly 100 words. But I vanquished that evil entity known as the word count. Have you any idea how hard it is to use words like ales in a drabble?

This is set in Episode 4x13 Sharif Returns, or any episode with that whole Jenny/Jethro/Hollis

17-Across Ales

Shannon was his first true love. She was his first glass of chardonnay, shot of tequila, taste of scotch. Ever since her, his wives and lovers had all been ales – diverse, abundant, and satisfying enough to drink, but never quite worth the pounding headaches. All, that is, except for Jenny. Jenny was without doubt bourbon; distinctively coloured, complex in every sense, and a taste so challenging, he was never quite sure whether or not he'd acquired it. Now, standing with Hollis and looking at Jen, he wonders why he traded in potent and difficult Bourbon for bland and simple ales.