So I'm back now in dreary old London in the fabulous Kabra mansion. I'm currently writing this in one of the lush gardens while two guards are writhing by the little stream. Ah yes, Mother might shout at me but the guards deserved it.

One of them snickered when I asked to enter the garden so I pulled out my dart gun-the extra poisonous one and started shooting at me. The poor darlings, not much reflexes.

But I think it sends out a clear message to the servants: Don't mess with me.

I hate the servants who think that just because I'm too small, I don't deserve their praise and respect. Some of them address me as little girl, but those who have been here at the mansion long enough and have survived call me Lady Natalie.

Lady Kabra is for Mother. It makes her seem old, don't you think?

Another thing I hate are the people who tell me that I love Dan when I don't? He looks like one of the stray dogs you found in America, the ones who are taken away to the dog pound. Dirty and smelly and rotten.

Well my dears, I could dedicate this whole blog entry to the things I hate but I don't have the energy left. I had to go shopping today, but guess what? I bought two Gucci bags and ten Jimmy Choo boots. Oh and I forgot about the three Louis Vuitton suitcases and the eight Prada skirts.

My suitcase is very scuffed. Remind me to sue the airport later. There is a footprint on one of my suitcases, I had to throw that away to the incinerator where it would burn. Ah well, that suitcase was cheap anyway. Only $15,000.

Oh I must tell you dears one of the horrors I saw today. A 70% sale on all items in Denny and George. And all of the people were using credit cards! I had to ask my bodyguard to bring my smelling salts. It's good that I didn't faint. I dreadfully dislike the people who shop during sales and use credit cards. I pay cash, you know. It seems an insult to use a coupon, any kind of cards or even employee discount.

Well, off to answer your comments.

COMMENTS

twilight4ever119

natalie,
your talking to someone how's 1/2 ITALIAN but ciao is good-bye in italian even someone who's not italian would know that.

Ciao,

kels

Ps. try shopping in italy because they are way ahead of the world when it comes to jewlery. to bad it has a janus stronghold:(

I love shopping in Italy! Yes, the Janus are strong in Italy. I hate them so much. NK

Pepsigirl120

OMG!! Natalie, this blog is helping me so much with my every day life. Why don't I go over to England and we win the Clue hunt together? Or we could go shopping every day!
So what do you think?

See, I told you it would help you with your life. Hmm, tempting but Father would wouldn't want that. I agree to the shopping. I need someone who would tell me If I look fat in this or hot in that. Salesladies are not that accurate. Or are you doing this because you are crushing on Ian? Well? NK

harrypottervspercyjackson

Natalie is so in love with Dan!

P.S. so am I. Ha ha just kidding (or maybe not) (-;

First of all, Daniel Cahill is my enemy. I do not love him. And you can have Dan. I have my eyes set on someone else. NK

Dragonfeith

Okay Natalie I got a few questions:
1: What are your thoughts on Ian and Amy?

2:What would happen if you caught The above couple making out?

And 3:Why do you always stare off dreamily into Dan's eyes, and think about him on your blog if you don't LOVE him? And if you really, sincerely don't love him, who do you LOVE?

(Good Luck answering all that!!) Just kidding!! Have a terrible, horrendous time answering all that! HA HA HA HA!!

Out of the goodness of my own heart, I will answer your horrible questions.

1. Ian's a jerk. Amy's a bigger jerk.

2. Easy, I would probably kill Amy and I would tell Father so he could kill Ian for me. I don't want to get my Chanel dirty.

3. I don't think of Dan Cahill. I answer your stupid questions about Dan Cahill. There is a difference. And I love myself. I'm the most beautiful person I have ever set my eyes on. NK

redsoxandsunshine

Natalie, I think you're getting a little too defensive about the whole Dan thing. Just sayin. And also, you're not as great as you think you are. :P

You try being paired with a looser and your enemy. Of course you'll get defensive. And who do you think is greater than me? Barack Obama? Please...I am the greatest in the whole world. NK

Ian Kabra

Natalie, Ian here. why do these people say you love Dan? Do you? I'm calling Father.

And why do they say you love Amy? Do you? I'm calling Mother. Reverse psychology my dear brother. NK

No offense to Natalie's answers. You know what, she is getting defensive.