(Back to Austin's POV)

Military's Plan

I woke up on the couch, looking up at the ceiling. Brittney was laying, still asleep. I didn't want to wake her so I left her alone. I laid there staring at her for a few minutes, but the moment was interrupted by a knock on the door, which woke up the dogs, and made them start barking their heads off, which woke Brittney causing her to yawn and stretch. Since she woke up she got up to answer the door. I followed behind, curious to see who visiting. She opened the door, and jumped back into me when she saw Echo. (AN, Read Alex's fanfic, which is a part of the story.)

I caught her in my arms, and said "It's okay it's just Echo, the person who saw you in your birthday suit, two days ago, whose face I'm gonna break to pieces." Towards the end I started saying it angrily.

I walked around Brittney, and grabbed Echo by the neck, and started squeezing as hard as I could. He started gasping for air, and grabbed my wrist. Brittney grabbed my arm and pulled back saying "Let me handle it, honey." I stood Echo back up, and let go. I backed away, and watched. Brittney backhanded him then kicked him in the groin really hard. I know because I heard it. He grabbed his area that got kicked, and fell to the floor, screaming his lungs out, and crying. I stood there with a confused grimace trying to decide whether to laugh my head off or say "ouch" because seeing that made me kind of hurt down there.

I chuckled, and said "OOOUUUCCHH, I think you hurt him worse than I was going to."

She turned around and glared at me. I thought she was going to hit me so I flinched, putting my hands in front of me standing on one leg with the other curled up like a flamingo to protect down there.

She looked at me with a grin, and said, "You know I wouldn't hit you."

I stared at her, and said "Are you sure?"

She glared at me. Echo was still screaming but not as loud as before. Ashley ran in here, and asked, "What the heck is goin on in here?"

I answered, "Brittney slapped him, and kicked him in the nuts reeeeeeaaaaaaaalllyyy hard, that's why he's cryin, and screamin."

"Why?" She asked.

"He saw her in her birthday suit." I answered through gritted teeth.

"I gonna ask him somethin when shuts up though." I said a little angry.

A few minutes later he stopped screaming, but he still cried. I walked over to him, and asked, "How much did you see?"

"I slobbered over every inch I saw." He said with a grunt from pain

I kicked him in the face as hard as I could then said, "I would castrate you, but Brittney already did it."

I turned to her and asked, "How much did you turn to the window till you saw him?"

"He only saw my backside, calm down." She replied a little fed up.

Echo said with another grunt "I wish I could've tapped that ro…"

I stopped him by kicking him in the throat as hard as I could then I picked him up by his hair, and slammed him against the wall.

"She's not going to put up with this cuz I know her you don't, and as long as I'm around I'm gonna make sure of that so she don't have to. So P#$$ OFF."

I still held him by the neck while I looked at Brittney and asked, "Do you want him to disappear?"

"It don't matter." She replied.

I responded hoping to change her mind "You do know he might peek at you again."

"If he does I kick him in his happy place again." She replied seriously.

I let him go, and he fell back to the floor. I glared at him.

I looked at Brittney and said, "If you didn't make that big a deal with him seeing you…does that mean" Brittney interrupted "Just cuz you're my lover doesn't mean you'll get that lucky juuust YET." She said wrapping her arms around my neck, as I wrapped mine around her waist. She reached head up to mine, and I reached mine down to meet her halfway, and we kissed. Ashley pretended to throw up, and I flipped her off. I'll bet some money Brittney did too. I stuck my hand back on her waist. We did this for probably six to nine minutes, but it felt like hours in forever. She broke the kiss to get some air then kissed me again. I pressed back harder. I was ignoring everything except the hot feeling running through me. Then I got this feeling, like I was being stared down with ice, cold eyes. I thought it was nothing then I heard a deep voice go "cuh hmm". I forced my eyes open, and looked to my right, and my heart skipped a few beats too many because Richard was standing there with his arms crossed, tapping his foot, red faced, staring at me. Lets just say if looks could kill I would be dust too tiny to see. I tried to move, but I couldn't. I think I saw my life flash before me.

Brittney whispered only loud enough for me to hear "I can't move."

I replied at the same volume "Me either." But my voice was horse.

I stared at Richard trying to read his mind, but I couldn't I didn't know him very much. He scarcely talked to me. It felt like he stared me down forever

He still looked at me, and said "If you're gonna kiss my daughter, at least do it right, I mean, come on, add some tongue for cryin out loud."

My mind went blank. Brittney turned her head toward her dad, shocked and confused, and tried to say something but all that came out was "huuhwa".

Richard said, "Go ahead."

She swung her head, and connected her lips with mine. I was lost in the moment again, and we started French kissing. At first I thought we were alone then I heard something, but I ignored it. I moved my hands around her back, and pulled her closer. She ran her hands through the fur, and spikes on my head. I ran one up, and down her back, and the other through the fur, and spikes on her head. I thought I died and gone to heaven. I thought we were kissing for days, but it was night when we stopped because we had to use the bathroom; it was morning when we started.

We both got out of the bathroom at the same time. I walked over to her, and hugged her.

"I love you." I said deeply.

"I love you too." She said lustfully.

"I don't know about you, but my stomach is eating my backbone." I said staring in her eyes.

"I'm hungry too, I wonder what they fixed. I wonder if they left us any." She said frustrated.

"They probably ate it all thinking each others saliva would keep us satisfied, which…is…kinda…" I was interrupted.

"Okay that's impossible." She said

"I was so in the moment I didn't really know I was hungry till we stopped." I said

"Lets go eat." She piped.

I followed her into the kitchen. She got herself and me a bowl, and a spoon then walked over to the pot. I got what was left which was enough, and ate it in ten minutes. I took the bowl and spoon to the sink then I went back to the living room, and sat down.

"Did you have fun sucking on each others face?" Ashley asked sarcastically.

"Yes, I did, jealous." I said enthusiastically.

She stuck her tongue out at me. I tried to but it was sore.

"Is your tongue sore?" Ashley asked giggling.

I shook my head yes. Brittney got back from the kitchen, and sat down beside me.

I turned my head to her and asked "Is your tongue sore?"

"No, why?" She replied

I stared at her in awe, and my left ear collapsed on my head. The other ear was still sticking up.

"Aww, you look so cute!" Brittney cooed.

I blushed a little. My ear was still collapsed on my head. Brittney tried to do the same thing. She made her right ear collapse on her head.

I grinned at her and said, "Now look who's cute!"

I made my right ear collapse, so they'd both be collapsed on my head. Brittney mimicked me. We looked at each other, and chuckled.

Wendy said "Your gonna make me sick!"

Ashley pretended to throw up.

Echo just looked at us with a fed up face.

I ignored them. I was staring in Brittney's eyes, again. It felt like I was in a trance. Yet again, Brittney had me where she wanted me, melted like putty in her hand. She grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and pulled me to her. She connected her lips to mine. I pressed harder. I was lost in the moment yet again, and I didn't care if I was found. I think somebody said "you can do better than that". So we both met each other's tongue, and started French kissing. Everything's better French. Brittney quickly exhaled and inhaled. Her breath tasted like the food we ate. I quickly exhaled and inhaled because I couldn't hold my breath any longer. Brittney leaned in closer, and kissed my lips. I responded by pressing back. We did this for fifteen or twenty minutes, but it felt like hours. I broke the kiss, and god knows I didn't want to, but I was sore, and out of breath, and Brittney looked like she was too. Brittney laid her head on my shoulder, and leaned on me. I stuck my arm around, and stuck my palm on the top of her hand.

Echo asked a few minutes later "Is it okay if I…stay here for a while…I don't have anywhere else to go?"

Wendy said "On one condition…you have to help around the house, and Austin so do you."

We both said in unison "If that's what it takes to keep from being a burden."

I looked at him and said "Jinx, pinch, poke, you owe me a coke."

He looked at me with a disgusted look. I looked at him and mouthed "what".

I rested my head on my grayish ebony lover. Whatever the light shined on made her fur glisten. I started thinking what she looked like wet, soaking wet. Then I started thinking funny, and wandered what she looked like with her fur fluffed. You know wet then blow-dried, all sticking out, and stuff like a puffball. I could imagine that happening because I caused it, but Brittney's sharper than a sword, curves, and IQ. Yes I've looked so sue me. She probably checked me out too. I don't mind, and she probably doesn't either. I stroked her arm. I started thinking what her fur would feel like just dried off after a shower. Then I found a way to make up for the trouble I've caused, and I hope she'll let me do it.

Brittney looked up at me, I don't know if she was staring in my eyes, or at my lips, but I was ready if she was. She leaned up so I leaned down to meet her halfway, and connected my lips with hers. It wasn't a deep and passionate kiss just a quick peck. I stopped stroking her arm, and ran my hand through the spikes and fur on her head, staring in her eyes. She slowly ran her hand in circles up my stomach. I didn't have a shirt on so it felt kind of good, but tickled at the same time. I ran my hand down her back, and felt her bra strap. I made a tiny grin that wasn't noticeable, and slowly un-strapped it. Brittney didn't notice it. She still ran her hand up my stomach, and I continued rubbing her back. She stared at me for a few minutes then got a confused look on her face. I made a tiny sly smirk. She tightened her back, and noticed something was wrong. She stuck her hand behind her back, and felt around. She noticed what was wrong.

She blushed slightly, and whispered "You little…" She got up, and walked through the hallway.

I heard a switch click and a door tap the wall. I listened to what was going on back there. The TV was on, but I was hearing past it, concentrating on what was happening back there in her bathroom. I heard a frustrated sigh then a grumble. I heard the door open, and a switch click then a door open, and another click. All I heard after that was silence. I felt my ears move back, and lay down. A couple of seconds passed, and I heard a drawer shut. My ears stood back up. I heard something land on the floor softly then a groan. The rest of the time it was silence. Brittney walked back in the living. I tried to look like I was watching TV. She reclaimed her seat beside me, and put her legs in my lap, and her back on the armrest. She changed into purple pajama pants, and a white baggy shirt. Her fur shown under the shirt, and I kind of noticed she took the bra off. I blushed a little, and she noticed it because she was staring at me. She saw I blushed, and looked down. She saw her fur shown through the white, and crossed her arms. She took off her socks, and her feet were resting on my left leg. I neglected to mention our feet had changed they only had two toes, and like our fingers you can't see the nails. I don't think we have any finger, and toenails. I stared at her feet, and made an evil smile.

Brittney saw the smile, and said "Don't you dare."

I grabbed her ankle, and started tickling her foot. She started laughing. She tried to escape my grip, but I held on tight. She reached with her hand to pull my arm off, but I wouldn't let go, and she couldn't do it for laughing. She started tickling my armpit, and I started laughing. I let go of her ankle, and tried to push her off, but I couldn't for laughing. I scooted in the floor, and Brittney followed still tickling me.

I shrieked, "Stop!"

She responded jokingly "Why, you ticklish?"

I tried to scoot out from under her, but I scooted with her on top of me still tickling. She grabbed my arms, and pinned me down. I stopped laughing, but I started gasping for air. My face was red, and hot. I stared at her breathing hard. Her spikes were hanging down hiding a little of her face. She moved my arms above my head, and held them with her left hand. She proceeded to tickle me, but I got my left hand free from her grip, and before I could blink she had my arm pinned down again. This time she held my wrists with her right hand. She tickled my neck. I tried to wriggle my hands free, but I couldn't. I was laughing my head off. She stopped so I could catch my breath.

She still held my arms, and asked, "Anyone wanna join?"

Ashley piped, "I will."

I said heavily "What I do ta you?"

"Nothing, I just want to tease ya." She said

I stated "The only person who's gonna tease this is Brittney."

She replied chuckling "Not today."

"NO FAIR!" I shouted.

Ashley got on her knees, and held my arms down. Brittney started tickling me again. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

I shouted "UNFAIR!"

They harmonized in unison "We don't care."

She kept tickling me. I was laughing so hard I started coughing. She stopped to let me catch my breath. She placed her hands on my chest, and leaned on them. I continued to catch my breath, while staring into Brittney's eyes. She got a devious smile on her face, and for some reason it turned me on.

I looked up to Ashley and asked, "Why you still holdin my hands?"

Brittney winked to Ashley, and caught onto what she was thinking.

Ashley responded, "Cuz, I think Brittney ain't done with you yet."

"Ain't done?" I muttered.

Suddenly my eyes got as big as saucers. I couldn't decide whether to squirm just to annoy them, or let them drag me in there. I let them drag me in there, but I squirmed when they tied me down to Brittney's bed.

"Where the heck did you get the rope at?" I asked demandingly

Brittney stuck her hand over my mouth, and said "Silence slave."

I looked at her thinking CORNY. I thought about saying "I don't think you meant that." She told Ashley to go away, and closed the door. She turned around, while fixing her shirt. She walked slowly to me, shaking her hips, running her hand up my leg, then up my side, then on my chest, up my neck, to my cheek.

She got on top of me, and whispered "I love you."

I whispered back "I love you too."

She kissed my lips passionately, while holding herself up. She laid down on top of me, still kissing me. I kept her occupied by kissing back, while sliding her pajama bottoms down, by grabbing loose parts with my toes, and pulling. She noticed what I was doing, and pulled her legs up, sitting on my stomach.

She leaned down, and whispered in my ear, with her breath going in my ear too "You sneaky…little…sexy…"

She nibbled my ear. I muttered an "Mmm." She stuck her hands on my shoulders, and hung her head over mine. She started massaging my shoulders.

"Gosh, you're tense." She said surprised.

"Well when you get attacked by the army four or five times, get put in the hospital three times, and are on a constant guard because of being wanted by the army, you'll be tense too." I replied sighing from the relief of tension.

"Well if they attack you got two people to help you." She responded still massaging my shoulders.

"I don't want you to get hurt." I said more relaxed than before.

"Don't worry I'll be fine, I've fought before, how do you think I saved your tail from the army up the mountain?" She said still massaging.

"I still don't want you to get hurt." I said so mellowed I could go to sleep.

"Don't fall asleep yet." She said demandingly.

"I'm not falling asleep." I responded comfortably.

"Yes you are." She said

"No…I'm…no…" I stopped at not about asleep.

Brittney tickled me to get me awake. I tried to squirm away, but the ropes held tight.

"That's not fair, I can't protect myself." I said

She leaned down, and whispered in my ear, "Life's unfair, get used to it."

I got curious so I asked, "Why'd you tie me down, I would've came in here without hesitation."

She covered my mouth, and said, "You talk to much, and I tied you down cuz I wanted too."

She uncovered my mouth, and I said, "You just wanted power over me."

"Yes I did, now be quiet." She said sternly

"But…" I was cut off because she kissed me to make me stop.

She stopped, and hung her head above mine.

I was about to talk again, but she threatened to tickle me.

"I'll shut up." I said quickly.

"Okay." She said

She rested her hands on my chest then leaned on them. I gazed into her eyes trying to see what she was thinking. She leaned down, and kissed me. She gently glided her tongue across the top of my lips. I opened my mouth, and invited her tongue. We French kissed for a while then we started salivating, and she was right above me, so it fell on me. Some went down my mouth, and some down my chin. She broke it so I could get a breath, and swallow, and so she could do the same. She leaned back down, and we continued. We did this for a few minutes then she broke it so we could get a breath and swallow.

While she was getting a breath I asked, "How long you gonna keep me tied down?"

She replied happily, "As long as…"(she kissed my lips) "…I want to."

I asked, "And tha…" (She kissed my lips to silence me).

We kissed again for a few minutes then she stopped. She untied the ropes. I rubbed my wrists, and rotated them then rubbed my shoulders then stretched.

"Did you get uncomfortable? She asked, as I sat up.

"A little." I said

"Well let me fix that since it was my idea to tie you down." She said

"You don't have to, if you don't want to." I stated

"But I want to." She said, forcing me to turn around.

She stuck her hands on my shoulder, and started messaging them. I muttered an "mmm", and she rubbed harder. I stuck my shoulders back, and stretched my arms down. She rubbed the area above the shoulder plates with her thumbs, and pulled my shoulders. She did this for a few minutes, and I savored every second. She stopped, and hugged me.

I turned my head to her and said very relaxed, "That felt good."

"Well I'm glad it did." She whispered

"I want to return the favor." I whispered

"If that's what you want, go ahead." She whispered back

"Then get on your stomach, and pull your shirt up to your neck, where it's not covering your shoulders." I whispered

She did what I told her, and rested her head on her arms. I straddled her so it would be easier to massage her. I put my hands on her back, and started rubbing. She muttered an "mmm" really lightly, and long. I rubbed harder, and moved to her shoulders. She relaxed more when I got to her shoulders. I rubbed there for a minute then moved down her back rubbing. I rubbed a little harder. She relaxed more, and her back wasn't tight.

I leaned down, and whispered in her ear, "You want me to pop your back?"

"Do you know how?" She replied

"I think I do, if I do it right it'll feel good." I said

"I'll take your word for it." She responded

I scooted down her, and stood on my knees, still straddling her. I placed the bottom of my hand on her back right before her pelvis. I pushed down and forward with the bottom of my palm on her back. As I went forward I felt and heard her back pop, every centimeter I pushed on. She let out a loud and long "aaaaaaaaaahhhh" then sighed.

"That…felt…gooood." She said

I could tell by the way she said that that she was really mellowed out.

"Well, I'm glad I relaxed you." I whispered in her ear.

"I love you." I said

"I love you too." She said ending it with a sigh

She fell asleep right after she said that. I pulled her shirt back down, and put her under the covers. I kissed her on the forehead, and turned out the lamp. I snuck out of her room so I wouldn't wake her. I walked in the living room, and Echo was asleep on the couch, so I had to crash on the love seat.

"I didn't snooze, but I fricken lost. Stealing the dadgum couch." I muttered under my breath as I laid down on the love seat. As soon as I got comfortable and stopped moving I fell asleep.

I stood there in the middle of garden, looking around. There was a bunch of weeds, but they were dandelions. I kicked them, and they went flying up in the air, which made me sneeze.

"Fricken allergies!" I grumbled, wiping spit off my hands on my pants.

Someone jumped on my back. I turned my head, and saw that it was Brittney. I pulled her around in front of me without letting her touch the ground. I kissed her, and fell back in the dandelions while kissing her. The dandelions went flying up in the air. I broke the kiss, and Brittney sat up straddling my stomach. I felt something crawl around my neck and stop. I reached my hand up, and it felt like a snake. I raised my head up a little, and stuck my arm near it. It slithered on my arm then I put my hand on the ground, and it slithered off. Brittney shivered.

"Don't worry it's only a chicken snake." I said to her

Brittney leaned down to kiss me, but she stopped halfway and started shaking me.

"Austin. Austin. Austin wake up."

"Mm, wha, huh."

"Yo man where's the bathroom, Ima bout to blow up?"

"Go down the hall, and it's the second door on the left."

"Ight thanks."

"Yeah sure."

I drifted back to sleep.

I felt something shake me again

"Austin. Wake up."

I groaned

"Man I already told you where bathroom was."

"Bathroom what the…No there's someone at the door for you."

I got up mumbling under my breath rubbing my eyes with one hand, feeling for stuff with the other. I made it to the door with my eyes closed.

I opened the door, put my arm on the wall, and forced my eyes open, and said "What do you want at (I looked at my arm) half past fur."

"Your life."

"Wha…" I muttered

He held a pistol with a silencer on it, and shot me right between the eyes. I stared at him with half-closed, bloodshot eyes. The bullet landed on the floor with a tiny "chink". I picked the stranger up by the neck, and carried him outside.

"You come here, wake me up at dark thirty, and shoot me with a pop gun, either you were bored, or you have no life, either way I hope you freeze your nuts off."

I turned him around, and punted him in the rear. He went flying, screaming his lungs out.

"La whoo za her."

I walked back in the house, locked the door, and got back on the love seat.

"Who was that?" Echo yawned

"Debt collectors." I yawned

"Oh ok…Wait A Minute."

I dozed off again.

"Hey, Austin."

"What now?"

"I just wanted to know if you wanted something from Hardees."

"Chicken Biscuit on a bun, add mustard."

"Ok."

I dozed back off.

I felt something tap my head.

"Here's your food sleepin beauty."

I stuck my hand out, and something was placed in it. I let my hand fall, and it landed on my head. I got up a couple of minutes later, and devoured my food. I fell back asleep. I was out for an hour maybe, and I woke up. I scratched my head, and my hand was wet. I looked at it then smelt it. I licked my finger and it was warm water. I started hoping that the prank didn't really work. I looked down, and there was a big wet spot at my groin.

"God, I'm gonna kill whoever's idea this was." I growled.

I looked around, and no one was around. They were probably waiting for me. I got up, and snuck through the kitchen keeping an eye out. I got close to the hall, but I wasn't to the bathroom yet. I snuck down the hall, and got in the bathroom. I pulled off my pants and underwear, which were soaked. I got in the shower, and cleaned myself, and washed my head, it felt greasy. I turned off the shower, and got an idea. I didn't step out yet, and I tried to shake off like a dog to see if I would get dry. It worked a little bit, but I was still wet. I got out, and there were no towels, and I forgot to get my clothes. I decided I'd get a towel then at least I'd be decent. I poked my head out the door to make sure no one was here. I didn't see anyone, so I snuck down the hallway, in my birthday suit. I got to the end, and I poked my head around the corner to see if anyone was there. I snuck to the other side, and creeped down the wall. I peeked around the corner, and no one was here, so I walked to the laundry room, and got me a towel. I dried the rest of the way off in there. I wrapped the towel around me, and walked into Brittney's room to get some clothes, because my clothes are in her room. I walked in Brittney's room, and found my bag of clothes in front of her closet. I dropped the towel, and got a pair of boxers out. I heard a noise, but I thought it was nothing. I slid on my boxers then slid on white short sleeve shirt, and cargo pants. I looked around in the bag, just for the heck of it, and found a bandana, and an mp3 player, and a speaker. I looked at the stuff I found and got an idea. I tied the bandana around my head in a doorag. I ran into the computer room, and plugged the mp3 player into the speaker, and turned it on. I looked through the artists, and it had Akon, Soulja Boy, Pink, Nickel Back, and Eminem.

"I bet this is Echo's, but I don't care." I said while chuckling.

I selected Soulja Boy, and played his song Superman.

"Yeah, home alone, when the cat's away it's time to play." I said laughing.

I shut up and got ready to dance. It came on, and I bounced to the beat (Da…da da…dadadadada…da da da.) It started the lyrics.

I sung to it while I danced

Oooooooh watch me crank dat watch me roll, yeah, superman, super soak dat ooooh, now yoooouuu crank dat soulja boy, now yoooouuu crank dat soulja boy, now yoooouuu crank dat soulja boy.

I stopped singing, but started dancing more. I did a lot of moves I've seen people do on you tube, but I did a couple I thought of at the moment I thought was hip-hop. The song ended, and I was breathing a little heavy. I walked over to the mp3 player, and went to Eminem. I scrolled to Hi My Name Is, and hit play. I grabbed a beater, and waited till it started talking. I said every word and sung over it.

Hi kids do you like violence, wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids, wanna copy me, and do exactly what I did, try say it and WHAT up worse than my life is. My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate. Dr. Dre said, Slim shady you a base head. Nuh uh. The why's your face red, man you wasted. Well since age 12 I've felt like I was someone else cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt. Got HUH off, and ripped Amanda lee's WHAT off, and smacked her so hard, I knocked her clothes back, like criss cross. I smoke a fat pounded rat, and fall on my WHAT, faster than a fat WHAT who sat down to fast. Come here WHAT. Shady wait a minute, that's my girl dog. I don't WHAT, god sent me to WHAT the world off. Hi my name is what my name is who my name is SNICKA SNICKAZZname Shady.

I sung all of it.

I started thinking of his song Without Me, and started saying, "Hard Rice, crappy name, loads of gimmicks. Two trailer park girls go round me outside round me outside round me outside. Poo chick uuh chickchickchickchickchick uuh. Two trailer park girls go round me outside round me outside round me outside. Poo chick uuh chickchickchickchickchick uuh. WOO. Guess who's back back back. Back again gain gain. X is back back back. You don't what yo messin with with with. They created a monsta, and now Austin's no mo, I'm now X X X. Well if you want X this is what tell ya. Go screw yoself cuz I'm taken. You'll problly wanna do it hard, but not too hard, cuz if you rock the car I'll rip out ya heart. Why aren't you still debating, I'm stuck on the rack, and tired of waiting. I know that you got a lot on yo mind Brittney, but X's heart problem's so complicating. So the military won't let me be, why can't they see, I'm tryin to pee in privacy. So go on get, why won't it stick, give another lick maybe then it'll tick then get ready, cuz this is about to get heavy, I just dealt with my problems, UP YOURS RODNEY. Now this getting a little risky, cuz if the military starts messing with me, your gonna wanna flee the county, cuz It'll be worse than the return of Jason Vorhees."

"Yeah what now. I just busted some rhymes, kill dem, and you'll be doing some times, and I don't mean multiplication, cuz when it comes to me, yo enemy is provocation. Watch out cuz I'm back back. You mess wit me expect to get racked racked. Don't expect to find some luck luck, cuz I'm too smart for you, so you might as well give up up."

I stopped because I heard another noise. It was like a shuffling noise.

"I think I'm getting paranoid." I said as I scratched the inside of my ear.

"I always feel like somebody's watchin me, and I have no privacy. OH WOAH I always feel like somebody's watching me, who's playin tricks on me. OH WOAH. I'm just an average man, with an average life. I work from nine to five hey I pay the price. Just wanna be left alone in my average home, so why do I always feel like I'm in the twilight zone, and I always feel like somebody's watchin me, and I have no privacy. OH WOAH I always feel like somebody's watchin me, maybe it's just a dream OH WOAH."

I heard another noise.

"Who's there?" I snapped

I walked to the start of the hallway. I peeked around the corner, and there was nothing there. I snuck down the hallway hoping I was just hearing things. I got to the end, and peeked around the corner that hid Ashley's bathroom. Nothing was there.

"My mind's playin tricks on me." I said while scratching my neck.

I walked into the living room, and turned on the TV. Jeff Dunham was on, and he had Achmed on a stool beside him.

"So Achmed, how did you die?"

"I'm not dead."

"But you're nothing but bones."

"It's a flesh wound."

"No really you're a skeleton."

"I AM, AWW DAMNIT."

(LAUGHTER) "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!"

I laughed along with the TV then I heard another noise.

"As many noises as I'm hearing somebody's here." I told myself.

I walked into the computer room and stared down the hall. I heard a shuffling noise in Brittney's room, so I walked to her room. I heard a clang in her closet. I walked over to the closet, and slowly reached for the door. I slid the door to the left.

I looked around for a second, but saw nothing. I closed the closet and turned around.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAH."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH, Huh."

I blacked out falling to the floor.

"No mayonnaise please. OOHF!"

I woke up on the floor beside the couch staring at the ceiling. I stood up, and looked around. The TV was still on, and everything was the same.

"I guess I fell asleep." I muttered

I sat back down on the couch. I watched TV for a few minutes then I got bored.

"I'm BOREDAAAH!" I groaned

"I got an idea." I shouted

I got behind the counter and pretended to load and cock a machine gun. I leaned against the counter, and pretended to shoot around the corner. I ran from behind the counter, and into the computer room. I dove on my stomach, and rolled to the right. I got back up and ran to the left. I jumped to the right then pretended my gun ran out of ammo. I acted like a bunch of Nazis were standing in front of me ready to shoot. I pretended they shot, and I acted like I got shot. I fell down, and acted like I was dying.

"The war has just begun." I managed as I faked a death.

I got back up, and looked at the clock. It was eleven thirty. I was still bored. I got an evil looking grin plastered across my face.

"No one's home cept me, I can do anything I want." I said rubbing my hands still grinning evilly.

I ran stealth fully to Brittney's room, laughing. I got in there and dug through her drawers. I came back out with a pair of her panties. I ran through the house, into the living room, and vaulted over the love seat. I stuck the panties on my head with the bandana still on, and started singing.

"There she goes shaking that…on the floor. Bumpin and grindin that pole. The way she's grindin that pole, I think I'm losin control. Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get messed up, hit the strip club don't forget ones get ya…rubbed, f…it, suck it, get wasted, sh..faceted, putrid, blasted, puke your drink; get a new drink hit the bathroom sink throw up. Wipe yo shoe clean, got a routine goin, still knowing ya got a few chunks on yo shoestring. I was dehydrated while the beat vibrated, I was revived as soon as this…gyrated her hips, and make ya dibs, I had to help Nate Dogg get his things and sh…. Three from the one, from the one to the three, I like good…and I like good trees. Smoked so much, weed we were lookin to get laid. Two from the one from the one to the three, I met a bad… last night in the D. Let me tell you how I made leave with me, conversation, and henesy. I've been to the motha… mountaintop. Heard motha… talk seen em drop. If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, and when I buss yo…I'ma continue to rock. Get ya… off the wall with yo two left feet. It's real easy just follow the beat. Don't let that fine girl pass you by, look real close cuz strobe lights blind. Now we gonna have a party. Turn the music up. Lets get it started. Go head shake you butt. I'm lookin for a girl who'll do what ever the f… I'd say everyday she'd be givin it up. Come on girl shake that…for me shake that… for me, come on girl shake that… for me, shake that…for me. I'm menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist. Open yo mouth for bout four or five minutes. Take a little grit of this fluoride rinse swish but don't spit swallow and I'll finish. YEAH. Me and Nate D O double G lookin for a couple…with some double Ds."

The phone rang and I stopped, I walked to the receiver, and read the number, but I didn't know the number. I let it go to the answering machine.

"Hey pick up the phone."

It was Wendy. I picked up the phone and hit talk.

"Hello"

"Hey just checkin up on ya. We'll be back in an hour, K."

"Ight."

"Bye."

"Bye."

I hung up the phone.

"Let's see. What can I do in an hour?"

"Think, Austin, Think."

I heard another noise.

"WHAT IS THAT FRICKEN NOISE!"? I yelled.

I walked down the hall, and the noise came from Brittney's room. I walked in her room, and put the panties back in the drawer. I heard the noise again, and it came from the closet. I walked to the closet, and slid the door to the left, and as soon as I did, Brittney darted out. I think I saw a camera in her hand. I chased her down the hall, and into the living room. She avoided the couch, and ran to the side of the TV. I saw her do it, and vaulted over the love seat, and ran to it. When I got there she wasn't. I looked around, and she was in the kitchen, holding a digital camera in her hand shaking it back, and forth slowly, while smiling.

"YOU DIDN'T." I shrieked

She shook her head yes.

"YOU WOULDN'T! I choked

"I just might." She harmonized

"PLEASE DON'T!" I pleaded

"I'm gonna." She sung

"You can't if I get the camera." I shouted

"Try it." She said bravely

I dashed to her, and she ran around the counter. She darted into the living. I ran after her, after getting my traction back on the linoleum. I dove for her, but she moved out of the way. She held the camera in front of me, shaking it. I grabbed for it, but she moved it before I got it. I tried to get her in a bear hug, but she jumped back. She ran into the computer room. I ran after her. She stopped in the computer room, and started gloating. I snuck up on her while she laughed. I reached for the camera, and she opened her eyes, and put it out of reach. I reached for it, but she held me back, and out of reach. I wrestled her to the ground. She held me back with her foot, and I was reaching for the camera. I moved her foot, and she tripped me. I fell, but I caught myself so I wouldn't fall on her. I held her down with one arm, and reached for the camera with the other. She held it out of reach, and put her hand on my face to keep me back. I pushed her hand out of the way, and leaned down. She had her arm out as far as she could to keep me from getting it. I reached for as far as I could stretch. Wendy, Richard, Ashley, and Echo walked in right when I said "GIVE IT TO ME!"

Wendy, and Richard yelled "WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING!"

I looked at them, then at Brittney. She pointed down. I looked, and I was between her legs, and had my arm on her stomach holding her down. I jumped up, and my face turned a really bright red. Wendy, and Richard were red faced, but not as much as me.

I started stuttering "I IIII It's not what iiit llooks like, she got a camera and recorded me the whole time you were gone, and I didn't know, aa and I finally found her, and tried to get the camera from her to delete it, and she ran in here, and I caught her, and we tripped, and she held me back with her foot, and I pushed it outta the way, and she tripped me, and I held her down so she wouldn't run so I could get the camera, and then you walk in." I was sweating, and panting afterwards

"Give me the camera." Demanded Richard

"Just click play." Said Brittney

"Don't watch it!" I pleaded

He hit play, and they watched even Brittney joined them. I stood there with my face buried in my hands. They chuckled through it getting louder every minute, but when it got to the end with the panties they were laughing their head off. I could feel the heat off my face.

Echo started mocking me "X is back back bahahahack."

"I I I can't believe you passed out, and the pantie thing is hilarihahahous." Ashley mocked

"Did you see the big wet stain on his pants at the beginning, I stuck his hand in warm water, and he peed his self." Brittney howled

Brittney walked over to me laughing, and hugged me.

"I love you Auhistin. Ha ha-ha." Brittney said as she wiped a tear from her eye.

Echo walked over, and patted me on the back.

Ashley walked over, and tried to pull my arms down. I didn't fight back. When they saw how red my face was, Echo was like "HOLY CRAP that really embarrassed you."

I got an all around hug by the three of them. They nearly squished me. Echo, and Ashley let go, but Brittney held on.

"How much did you see?" I asked

"Everything." She said

"Oh god." I groaned

"How much did the camera get?" I asked

"Just your cute tushie." She said trying not to laugh

"Why did you do this?" I asked

"Because I can." She whispered in my ear.

"At least it was just you guys." I said calming myself down

"Oh, and the next time you get in my drawers, I'll kick your ask." She whispered in my ear.

"And just what will you do?" I asked

"I'll skin ya, and roll you in salt." She said

I got an idea to get back at her. "Ok." I said calmly

She walked into the living room. I pretended to follow her, and snuck into her room. I ran through her drawers looking for all of the panties and whatever else she wears under her clothes. I tied some bras to my cargo pants. I found something special, and stuck that under my bandana. I stuck three panties on my head over the doorag. Then I put a bra on backwards. I opened the door, and took off down the hall, into the living vaulting over the love seat with a sideways flip. Brittney was sitting on the love seat, so I vaulted right over her. I landed on my feet and slid a little.

"Ya'll guess who's back wit a brand new rap. And I don't mean wrap as in a new case of Bras and Panties." I sung as I swung my hips forward three times scooting closer to Brittney each time I swung.

I scooted back and asked while turning pointing to the bra "Did I put this on right?"

I pulled it off, while spinning around. I threw the bra to Brittney then stopped spinning, and did a Michael Jackson Crotch Grab, in front of Brittney. I scooted back again. I pulled a pair of panties off my head, and slid it over my pants. I walked over to Brittney shaking my hips. I turned around in front her, bent over, and stuck my butt three feet from her face and shook it

"You know you want it." I said lustfully

I sat in her lap, real close to her upper torso. I slid down her, with my mouth open. I got to where I couldn't slide anymore and got up. I grabbed her arm, and pulled her up. I put her in the middle of the room, and started dancing around her. I pulled off another pair of panties from my head, sniffed it, spun into her, stuck my leg on her thigh, wrapped my arms around her neck, and kissed her lips. I stuck her panties in my pocket then turned around and slightly leaned on her. I scooted down under her neck, stuck my hands on her legs, and scooted up some pulling my arms up her body. I scooted away from her, and pulled the last pair of panties above the doorag off, and tossed them on Brittney's shoulder.

"You ready fo dis?" I said as I pulled off the doorag to reveal a thong.

I pulled the thong off my head, and twirled it around my finger. I spun around, so my back would face her. I stuck the panties in my mouth, and held on with my teeth. I spun back around, and slid to Brittney. I bumped into her to knock her back to the love seat. She made it to it, but didn't sit down. I spun over to her, and put the thongs on her head without using my hands. I turned sideways, and stuck my hand on her shoulder, and pushed her down, onto the love seat. I sat down in her lap sideways, put my head closer to hers, and licked her cheek. I got up, and untied the bras from my pants. I threw one at her, but held onto one.

"Hmm, lets see 36 C." I said looking at her bra.

I threw it to her then pulled the panties out of my pocket, and said, "I'm curious, Oh size 2, so tiny waist."

I walked over to her, and straddled her lap. I pulled the thong off her head, and kissed her.

I got up, scooted back, and said, "Come get some."

Her face got blood red. Echo, and Ashley were laughing so hard they were coughing.

Brittney got up, and said, "I'm gonna break every bone in your body."

"Whips and Chains excite me." I said while smacking my butt.

She charged at me. I grabbed her wrist, pulled her to, stuck my arm around her back above her waist, and kissed her very tenderly. I broke the kiss. Brittney threw me on the love seat then jumped in my lap straddling it. She started making out with me. We made out for an hour, and a half. Brittney broke it, and went to the bathroom.

"I recorded you embarrassing Brittney." Echo said

"Ok, hand it here I wanna watch it." I said holding out my hand ready to catch it.

He tossed it to me, and I hit play. The expression on Brittney's face made me laugh so much, it made my side hurt. I continued watching it. It made me look gay, but it embarrassed Brittney so it was worth it. I mean only us know it happened. Brittney came back in, and asked for the camera. I figured she was going to watch the two videos, so I gave it to her, and she walked off. I watched TV. Ashley had the control and put it on CMT. I got bored and started looking at my feet. They looked so weird how they were pronged and only had two toes. The toes looked pointed, so I felt them. They're soft and fuzzy, like my hands, and I didn't feel any toe nails. I started thinking, "I wonder if I can shape shift my feet?" I started thinking about kangaroo feet, and my entire bottom torso turned into a kangaroo's torso, but stayed the same size waist. I got up, and started looking at myself.

"Fricken AWESOME!" I shouted turning around to look at my backside only to find my tail is a kangaroo tail.

I tried to move my tail, and it moved easily. I started thinking again "I wonder if I can lean on my tail, and kick like a kangaroo?" I moved away from the love seat, and put my tail on the ground. I jumped up slightly, and shifted my weight on my tail.

"YEAH!" I said leaning on my tail holding my feet in front my face off the ground.

I kicked with both feet like a kangaroo. The kick was so fierce I landed back on my feet in front of the fireplace.

"WOAH, lethal weapons." I said out loud.

I turned and looked at my tail. I stared at it with wide eyes thinking, "Can't resist chasing tail." I started chasing it. I grabbed it, and fell on my back, biting, and chewing on it. Brittney walked back in with the camera. She saw me on the floor, playing with my tail, and started recording me. I kept biting, and chewing on my tail, and Brittney got closer to get a better shot. I started growling while biting my tail then I gnawed on it.

"You're such a dork." Brittney said chuckling.

This went on for a few minutes, and got interrupted by a knock on the door. We got up, and looked at the door. Wendy answered it. Some dude in trousers, with a weird looking hat on, and a flannel shirt.

He spoke to Wendy with a deep skittish voice, "Hi, you have been chosen with other few select residents to own a Robro. It is free, and is very smart. Did I mention it's free, and it can understand any language, hold pictures, play music, and other things of the sort."?

"Ok, thanks I guess." Wendy said slowly.

He saluted a wave, and took off. Wendy closed the door, walked into the living room with it, and sat it down.

"How do you turn it on?" Wendy asked

I stared at it, while turning myself back to normal. I stared at it, carefully. It was about three feet tall; it has treads, antennae stick out of the side of its head standing up. Its hands were like Robosapiens hands, but had five fingers. It had what looked like a solar panel on its back, and it had "ROBRO" wrote across its chest. Its head was a rectangular triangle, and the top half of its head is a clear red. The rest of it was white. It had grips on tip of its fingers. I was going to poke it, and it turned on.

"System on. Running diagnostics. Process mainframe. Analyzing environment. Scanning objects in environment. Running intro. Hello I am Robro, think of me as a brother and servant. I come equipped with lots of fun and interesting programs, and imports. I can run computer programs, fix computers, play media via Internet or USB connection. That includes movies, music, pictures, recordings, ETC. I also understand a variety of languages, and can understand your voice and analyze whom I'm talking to. Please tell me your name one at a time, starting with you." It pointed at me.

"Austin." I said clearly

"Recording voice. Taking picture. DING. Hello Austin." It turned to Echo, "What's your name?"

"Echo." He said clearly

"Recording voice. Taking picture. DING. Hello Echo, that's an unusual name." It turned to Ashley. "What's your name?"

"Ashley" She said clearly

"Recording voice. Taking picture. DING. Hello Ashley." It turned to Brittney, "What's your name?"

"Brittney" She said clearly

"Recording voice. Taking picture. DING. Hello Brittney. Is that a camera?" It said pointing to the camera.

"Yeah." She said holding up.

"May I download the contents?" It asked politely

"Sure, here." She said handing it the camera.

The robot grabbed the camera, and looked for a USB port. It found one, and inserted, a cord from its head to the camera.

"Downloading…DING. Finished. Here you go." It said handing Brittney the camera.

"May I tread the house, and scan it for databanks?" It asked politely.

"Go ahead." Brittney responded.

It rolled off looking around.

"That wasn't random at all." I said sarcastically.

It came back ten minutes later.

"I have scanned the environment and downloaded everything on the computers, and anything in reach. Are those the only things with data on it, or is there more?" It asked

"No that's it." Brittney said back to it.

I laid down on my back, and it rolled over to me. I looked at it.

"Massage?"

"Sure." I said rolling over on my stomach.

It rolled to me, stuck its hands on my back, and they started vibrating.

"Aaah, that feels nice." I said sighing.

It continued massaging my back, moving up and down. I almost fell asleep, but I felt like something pulled a piece of fur off my back. I opened my eyes, but relaxed because the massage felt good.

"Can you pop my back?" I asked sighing

"Yes, I am programmed with chiropractics." The robot stated

I felt his hands move away from my back then something push down on my back right above my pelvis then push forward. Every centimeter forward my back popped, like bubble wrap.

"AAAAAAAHHH that felt really nice." I grunted relaxing my entire body.

I got so relaxed I nearly fell asleep, but I woke back up because the floor was uncomfortable. I sat down on the love seat. Brittney sat down beside me.

"Who massages better?" Brittney asked rubbing my arm.

"You're both equal." I said looking at the TV

"What is the best thing I do?" She asked her breath flowing on my neck

"You relieve tension, and make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside." I said nuzzling her neck.

"What does the robot do?" She whispered in my ear.

"He makes you feel good at the moment, but when it's done it's over." I whispered in her ear, nibbling on it afterwards.

"So I guess that makes me better." She whispered leaning close to my face.

"I guess it does make you better." I said leaning over to meet her halfway.

We kissed then Brittney turned sideways on the couch. I did the same and she sat between my legs, lying on my stomach, with her head on my chest. I was had my back, against the back and the arm of the love seat. I massaged her shoulders while she relaxed, and fell asleep on me. It was late, and we were both tired, so after she fell asleep I did.

I woke up at probably nine o'clock. Brittney was still asleep, so I didn't get up because she was laying on me. She looked so peaceful, like she didn't have a worry in the world. She woke up probably thirty minutes later. She yawned, and looked up at me.

"Good mornin' beautiful." I whispered

"Good mornin' sexy." She whispered back

"Touché, and so true." I whispered

"You're such a dork." She whispered

"You're the one who asked me out." I whispered back

"Touché." She whispered scooting up to kiss me.

I kissed back, and hugged her. She still lied on my stomach, but she was on her stomach, looking at me.

"I'm thirsty." Brittney whispered

"Hi thirsty I'm Austin." I whispered back in a smartellic tone.

"I'm gonna kick your ask." She whispered back, shaking my head no with her hand on my chin.

Wendy walked in the living room, and asked "Hey Austin will you go get us somethin' to drink?"

"You got the money?" I asked back

"Yes." She said

"Then I can." I said

Brittney got off of me, and Wendy handed me the money.

"Now what all do you want?" I asked

"Uhm get me a Pepsi." Wendy said

"Get me a Mountain Dew." Brittney said

"Get Ashley a Pepsi, and Richard a coke." Wendy said

"I'll get Echo a coke." I said

"That should be enough." Wendy said

"Alghrity then." I said sighing

"I'm gonna get the funniest fricken looks I've ever gotten in my life." I said

"OH, that's not all you'll get." Brittney whispered

I looked at her confused.

"Why?" I asked

"You'll find out." She said smiling

"Whaaa? Never mind, I'll just find out." I said walking out the door.

I walked to the road, and looked both ways then I took off running after cramming the money in my pocket. I don't know how fast I was going, but the cars were a blur going the opposite direction, and I was catching up to the ones going my direction. I got to the gas station in probably two minutes. I walked in breathing a little hard. The clerk looked at me like I was crazy.

"You look familiar." The clerk said

"Yeah I've think I've seen you here before." I said awkwardly

"No, I think I would've remembered you in person before." She said checking me out.

"Okay, maybe you'll remember before I leave." I said walking to the back.

I got a three Cokes out, two Pepsis, and a Mountain Dew. There were a couple of other people staring me down, like they knew me. I walked back to the counter, and sat the drinks on it. She rang them up, and stuck them in a bag.

"I think I remember you now, ain't you uhm uuh X yeah you're that guy on you tube that stuck the pair of panties on your head, and sang and crap, Ha ha ha DUDE you're fricken hilarious. Hey did you guys see The Dork of The House, on you tube?" The clerk asked the other customers.

"Yeah that was fricken funny as crap." They said almost in unison chuckling afterwards

"Here's The Dork of The House right here in the store." The clerk said pointing to me.

I suddenly knew what Brittney meant by "You'll see." I blushed a little, bit slammed the money on the counter took the drinks, and walked out the door. The clerk came out yelling, "It's The Dork of The House!" Everyone looked at me. My face got red, and I started sweating. They suddenly crowded me asking me questions, and taking pictures with their cell phones. I tried to budge through the crowd, and took off back to the house, without trying to get the drinks shook up. I didn't look back. I got back to the tire company in front of the house, and they all noticed whom I was as soon as they saw me. They followed me down to the house, and crowded me. I got in the door, closed it, and locked it. I walked to the table, and sat the cokes down.

I walked to Brittney, and said "I'm gonna rip you a new one."

"Oh, you don…wait you mean that as a good thing right." She said smirking

"No I don't." I said gritting my teeth "You got them to follow me so get rid of them."

"Ok." She said walking to the door.

She opened the door, and let them in. I buried my face in my hands. They started crowding me, poking my arms and back. I slid my hands down my face, and looked up.

I looked back down and said, "What will it take to get rid of you pests?"

They said "Pictures, and one more act."

"Gaaaaaaaah." I groaned

"Pictures first." I said

They pulled out there cell phones, and started taking turns snapping pictures of people with me. After ten minutes of annoying clicking noises, and "my turns" they finally got ready to watch me embarrass myself again.

"Huh okay what do you want a dance or sing a song?" I asked

"Sing that X is back song." They yelled in unison.

"Gimme a beat, and I will." I said

Someone started bee bopping, and I started trying to remember the song.

"Hard Rice, Crappy Name, Load a Gimmicks, Two trailer park girls go round me outside round me outside round me outside, Poo chick uuh chickchickchickchickchick uuh, Two trailer park girls go round me outside round me outside round me outside, Poo chick uuh chickchickchickchickchikc uuh. WOO guess who's back back back, back again gain gain, X is back back back, You don't know what yo messin with with with, They created a monsta, Austin's no mo, Now I'm X X X, Well if you want X this is what I'll tell ya, go screw yoself cuz I'm taken, Now you'll problly wanna do it hard, but not too hard, cuz if you rock the car I'll rip out ya heart, Why aren't you still debating, I'm stuck on the rack and tired of waiting, I know that you got a lot on yo mind Brittney, but X's heart problems so complicating, So the military won't let me be, why can't they see, I'm tryin to pee in privacy, so go on get, why won't it stick, give another lick maybe then it'll tick, then get ready, cuz this is about to get heavy, I just dealt wit my problems, UP YOURS RODNEY, Now this is getting risky, cuz if the military starts messin wit me, you might wanna flee the county, cuz it'll be worse than the return of Jason Vorhees. Yeah What Now, Just busted some rhymes, kill dem, you'll be doing some times, and I don't mean multiplication, cuz when it comes to me ya enemy's provocation, watch out cuz I'm back back, mess wit me expect to get racked racked, Don't expect some luck luck, I'm too smart for you, so give up up. Ya'll guess who's back wit a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap as in a new case of crap you'll face, Mess with me, it's not a race, you won't be safe even at a base, cuz Echo and me the worst thing to fight, if you think you'll win well you ain't right, Me and him are little hellions, tryin to find people to join the rebellion, Uh oh there goes blood, can you guess who its from, don't look at me it flowing from your gut, maybe it happened cuz you got cut, If you don't like to bleed then turn around and leave, cept the girls can stay wit me, Oh nother one bites the dust, I know your lookin at me full a lust, Well too bad so sad, this furs pretty but this kitty gets mad ad ad." I ended it with a smile.

"There I sang now get out." I said pointing towards the door.

They left, but one stayed.

"What do you want?" I asked him

"You." He said

"What?" I said

Next thing I know I'm falling to the floor. I woke up in a container full of some kind of water. It was warm, and quite relaxing. I had nothing on but a rebreather since I was in water. The water was pink, and so was the container. I looked to my left, and Echo was in a green container, with nothing on but a rebreather. I looked to my right and Brittney was in a yellow container, with nothing on but a rebreather. I stuck my hands on the glass. It felt weak, but the liquid would slow down my punch, so I didn't try. I tried to look through the glass further than I could, but the liquid is so thick I can't see anything unless it's close to me. I saw a light, then dark again. I saw something walking to me, and it was a human in a lab coat. Must be a scientist. He started playing with the terminal in front of me. He stood there typing something on the terminal for a second or two, and the water started draining. My feet touched the floor after the water got below my neck. My vision was blurry from the liquid, and my furry was hanging down dripping from it. Even my spikes were hanging down from the wetness. The water drained all the way, and left all of me wet, and cold. I hugged myself to keep warm. The container wall rose up, and some steps came up out of the ground in front of me. I stood there shaking then a voice said to step down the stairs. I stepped down the stairs, looking around while shivering. The scientist handed me a towel. I wrapped it around me, and it covered me up from my shoulders to my butt. The scientist walked over to the terminal in front of Brittney, and started typing something on it. I dried myself off, and wrapped the towel around my waist. Brittney container started draining, and she woke up. She started shivering when the container wall rose up. She hugged herself to keep warm, and I stared her down. She glared at me shivering, and hugging herself. The scientist handed her a towel and she dried off, trying not to show anything, but doing a pathetic job then covered herself. The scientist typed something on the terminal in front of Echo, and he joined us. He gave Echo a towel and he dried himself off, and covered himself. She walked over to me, and I hugged her so it would help her get warm. The scientist handed us some clothes, Brittney a black tank top, and shorts, and me and Echo, black shorts. We turned away from each other, and got dressed. I tried to take the rebreather off, but it was on me in such a way that only the scientist knew how to took it off. The rebreather covered my mouth, nose, and chin, and latched all the way to the back of my head with holes so my spikes could stick out, and it was attached to my neck under my chin, but no further down, and the rebreathers on Brittney, and Echo were the same way. The scientist told us to follow him. I tried to talk but the rebreather took that ability away. I'm surprised they didn't put shackles or something on us. I guess they trust us, or something. Brittney got close to me, and I held her hand. We followed the scientist into a room, and he stuck a little band around our neck, and hooked the wires from it to the rebreather. He asked us to speak.

"Where our we?" My voice came out of a speaker in the rebreather.

"What's gonna happen to us?" Brittney asked her voice coming out of a speaker.

"Yeah we want answers." Echo said his voice coming out of a speaker.

"You are in a test lab right now, and you will be going to a base in Chattanooga." The scientist said

"I'm gonna rip…" I cut Echo off "Echo don't these rebreathers might have something in them, and that might be why he didn't take em off."

Echo sat back down.

"Actually Austin is right they have wires in them connected to your nervous system, and all we got to do is push a button, and you get electrocuted by one hundred volts, and if you defy us, and we can't get you to do what we want you to, we'll send a million volts in them and stop your heart." The scientist said

"What do you want from us?" I asked

"Well right now we're going to study you which shouldn't take long, if you cooperate then you getting on a transport, and getting shipped to Chattanooga for training, and the captain has something for you to do. The first time you don't cooperate we'll shock you, and get violent, the second time separation, and we turn the shock up to five hundred volts, the third we'll turn it up, and put you in solitary confinement for three days, if that doesn't work we'll put you back in there and starve you then if that doesn't work death." The scientist said

"What happens when we cooperate, and complete the task you want us for?" I asked

"We'll take the rebreathers off, and let you go, but we will ask every now and then for you three to do something plus more of you if we are successful, but they'll be controlled by robotic brains." The scientist said

"You ever heard that copies are never successful, but if you do succeed, congratulations." I said

"I think I have. Follow me so we can get this testing done, and get you to Chattanooga." The scientist said

"What kinda tests are they gonna do on us." I asked walking behind him

"We are gonna test your speed, agility, strength, and see what you can do." He said to us

"Well, that seems like it could take long." I said

"Not if you cooperate." He said

We followed him to a door. He opened it, and we walked in.

"Stand right there in the circles." He commanded

We did what we were told, and he typed something on a terminal. Something came down, and scanned us from head to toe in the front then the back. The scientist motioned for us to follow him after he wrote something down. We followed him to a room full of treadmills. He told us to get on them. We got on one each, and he said start sprinting. I sprinted full blast. I looked at the speed monitor, and it read sixty hundred miles per hour. I kept sprinting with my mouth agape. I closed my mouth and looked at Brittney. Hers was fifty hundred miles per hour. I looked at Echo. His was ten hundred. The scientist wrote something down, and told us to get off. We followed him to another room. It had weights in it. I walked to the heaviest one there was which was twelve tons of steel. I slid my hands under it. I lifted up. It came off the ground, and I was straining a little to lift it. I pulled up harder, and got above my head. I set it back down. Brittney tried it, and it took her a little longer, but she did it. Echo tried, and barely got off the ground. He gave up, and stuck his hand to his head then the thing lifted up. Nothing was touching it, but Echo's hand was glowing white.

"Is that what those circular patterns on your hand is for?" I asked

"I guess I thought it was nothing." He replied

The scientist wrote something down, and we followed him to another room. A couple of soldiers were standing in there, and some guns were on a table.

"Stand against the wall." Commanded the scientist

We stood against the wall, and some kind of restraint held us against it. I couldn't move my arms or my feet. The soldiers got a pistol, and aimed it at me. He shot, and it bounced off. The other one shot Brittney, and it bounced off of her. I got mad, but I couldn't move. They shot Echo, and the bullets bounced off him too. They did this with all the little weapons, like pistols, and machine guns, and assault rifles. After that they pulled out a bazooka, and aimed at me.

"If it doesn't hurt one, it won't hurt the others so don't waste ammo." One soldier said

"Of course they'd pick me, well at least they didn't pick Brittney." I watched them load the bazooka then they fired it. I flinched thinking it would hurt me. It hit me, and blew up, but I wasn't in pieces or hurting. My fur wasn't even burnt, but it scorched the shorts.

"Okay time to test the flame thrower." One soldier said

My eyes got wide, but then I thought Brittney's head got caught on fire when she got mad it shouldn't hurt me. One soldier picked it up, and got close to me. He pulled the trigger and fire engulfed my whole body. I wasn't hurting but I was a walking flame. They sprayed me with water, and it didn't go out, so they got a fire extinguisher, and sprayed me. It took a lot of it, but it doused it. The shorts were really scorched then. They got a chemical thrower, and loaded it with Nitrogen. They sprayed me with it, and it turned my fur Blue.

"S ss so c cc cold." I stuttered from the coldness

"We already know electricity hurts you, and incapacitates you so we won't hit you with it." Said the scientist

"T ttt thank y yy yyyou." I stuttered

They released the restraints, and he took us back to the container room.

"Okay it's late so you're going to Chattanooga tomorrow. You'll stay in these containers until then. See you first thing in the morning. He handed us towels, and we pulled our clothes off, and wrapped the towel around us. We got back in the container, and threw the towel out that covered us. The walls came back down, and sealed to the ground then the think pink liquid filled up the container, wetting me as it filled up. It filled up to the top, and I floated in the water, breathing through the rebreather, feeling the relaxing, warm liquid around me. It warmed me up, and I didn't feel cold anymore. I drifted off to sleep, while thinking of Brittney.

To be continued