Found
I woke up, yawning. Haley was still sleeping close to me. I looked over my shoulder to make sure Echo, and Riley weren't in the room. They weren't there, so I got up, and left the blanket with Haley. I snuck through the house to our room, and slid on my boxers and cargo pants. I got Haley's pajamas, and laid them on the end of the couch so when she woke up, she could just get dressed under the blanket, if Echo/Riley was down here when she woke up. I sat down on the recliner, and tried to collect my thoughts. "It's starting to get a little boring around here. We need something interesting going on around here, and not another fricken party…last time we had a party I woke up falling from the roof. Ah, I know what I could do…revenge with a capital R. Just how am I gonna get back at him though. Tripping him down the stairs is too risky, setting him on fire…sounds good, but that won't really do much to him. I could embarrass him but…how. Scaring him? No…that might do some things. How can I embarrass him? Ugh face it there's no way to embarrass him. I could set him up for an embarrassment though, that could work. Slip a Viagra in his drink, spill something on him, get him drunk, just him, but he's got a really high alcohol tolerance so I think I'll have to get someone with an age of 21 to buy it but who is old enough…wait a minute Jake might do it. I can't wait to see what Echo would do…wait a sec, Jake wouldn't be able to buy alcohol, cuz his drivers license might be for when he was a human. Well I could 'borrow' his driver's license, and go from there, yeah. I can't wait to see what Echo would do after he sips a couple of Margaritas. That'll get him drunk fast." I found a piece of paper, and wrote a note on it saying I was gone to get some things. I still had money from the fight I won to buy a bus ticket here. So I still have plenty of money left, somewhere over 980 dollars because I didn't spend much. I ran to Haley's old house, and snuck in. Jake was asleep on the couch. I just looked at him then I noticed he had three scars across his chest. I looked around, and found a billfold on the floor. I picked it up, and opened it. Sure enough it was Jakes because it had his license in it. I slipped the billfold in my pocket, and snuck up to Haley's room. I opened the door, and was greeted by a lilac kind of scent. I looked around for a second, and gathered up her clothes. I looked around a little bit more, and found a bag. I threw her clothes in it, and looked around some more. I opened her closet, and found some clothes on the floor. I picked them up, and threw them in the bag. I walked back to the closet, and found a little box. I opened it, and found a few earrings, and a picture of two humans. Must've been her and Jake before they were infected. I threw the box in the bag. I looked around in her closet some more, and found a few more things Haley might've wanted. I rifled through her drawers, pulling out clothes, and shoving them in the bag. I looked around just a little more, and noticed a tiny silver box. I opened it, and it started playing a little tune. The more I listened to the tune, my ears affixed on it, and I was put in a trance. I closed it, and it just put Eminem's song Music Box in my head. I shook out of the trance and opened it again. I tried to ignore the music as well as I could, and found a book in it. I pulled it out, and closed the box. It was a velvety color. I opened it, and it said "Haley's Diary, Keep Out!" I closed it to keep her private thoughts hers. I put it back in the box fast and shut it then put the box in the bag.
The bag was over stuffed, so getting it shut was a pain. I finally got it shut, and snuck down the stairs. Jake was still sleeping on the couch. I shook my head in disbelief.
"Why would you be sleeping when you could be out doing something?" I whispered to myself.
I opened the door, and closed it as quietly as I could then ran back to Echo's house. I got back to the house, and closed the door quietly so I wouldn't wake anyone. I took Echo's keys to his P.O.S car, and took off out to town. I found a bar, and figured I'd try there. I pulled into the parking lot, and slid the billfold out of my pocket. I looked at the driver's license. It was Jake when he was human. I formed my body and face to how his looked on the picture. I looked into the rearview mirror, and I looked just like the picture. I walked into the bar, and up to the bartender.
"I want to know how many margaritas it takes to make someone with a high tolerance to alcohol takes?" I said to him.
He turned around to me, polishing a shot glass.
"About six or seven." He said.
"I'll buy eight bottles of Margaritas, and one bottle of Cherry flavored Wine." I said holding out one hundred dollars.
"May I see your license please?" He asked
I pulled out the billfold and showed him the license.
"Alright, total is fifty six dollars, here's your change." He said putting eight bottles of Margaritas, and one bottle of Cherry flavored Wine in a paper bag.
I stuck the change in my pocket, and carried the bag of drinks in my arm. I got back to the car, and set the bag in the passenger seat. I got in, and turned myself back to normal, and took off back to the hacienda.
"Oh, this is gonna be so good what he might do when he's drunk. I'm pretty sure he'll go nuts." I muttered to myself.
I sped up, as I thought evilly to myself. I neared the turn, and pulled the handbrake and drifted into it. I sped up back to Echo's house, and sped into the driveway. I turned the car, and stopped it perfectly in front of the house.
"Like a glove!" I said to myself.
I grabbed the bag of drinks, and walked into the house. Haley got up, and her fur was ruffled. She wasn't dressed yet. She yawned, and stretched. When she stretched the blanket fell off of her, and her 32C breasts were exposed. I chuckled cuz she looked so innocent, and cute. She looked down and noticed the blanket fell. She blushed a little but didn't cover up.
"What's in the bag sexy." She asked sliding on her pajama bottoms.
"Oh a little somin somin." I said pulling out the Cherry flavored Wine.
"Oh my god, I love this stuff." She said walking over to me, with her pajama top in her hand.
"Yep, and its just for you, and me tonight." I whispered deeply in her ear.
"Ooh, you got something romantic planned tonight?" She asked
"I'm gonna show you just how romantic I am." I whispered deeply in her ear.
It seemed to make her body shiver, when I said that in her ear.
"I can't wait." She whispered squeezing close to me.
I put the wine back in the bag, and laid it on the love seat. I pulled Haley into a hug. I wrapped my arms around hers, and down her back, and pulled her closer. Her breasts were squished between her and my bare-chest. She wrapped her arms around my waist, and stared into my eyes.
"Hey just curious, but how'd you get the booze?" She asked puzzled.
"Lets just say Jake won't be seeing his license anymore, and I got some of your stuff while I was over there." I said looking at the bag that was over stuffed with her possessions.
"Aw thanks." She said kissing me.
I let her go, and she went over to the bag, and rummaged through it. She pulled out that tiny silver box, and opened it. The music started playing again, and my mind went blank, as the music put me in a trance. I absently walked over to Haley, because she was holding the box, and stared at it. She pulled out her diary, and laid the box on the ground, still opened. I stared at the box my mouth hung open, and ears standing up fully. I stood there for what seemed like hours, and she finally closed the box.
"Huh, where am I?" I looked around, "How'd I get over here?"
"You walked." Haley said sliding on her pajama top.
I sort of wined in the back of my head because she covered herself up.
"I don't remember walking over here." I said scratching my head.
"How could you forget walking five feet in four minutes?" She asked puzzled.
"I swear I don't recall walking from that doorway over here." I said sitting down beside Haley on the couch.
"You did right after I opened my music bo…of course, my music box." She said looking at it.
"What about your music box?" I asked.
"When I bought it, on the box it said guaranteed to put even the most strong minded people in a trance. Well when I took it home, I opened it, and it started playing that music. My parents and Jake, where in the living room, when I opened it, and they just stopped what they were doing, and stared at it. I turned and looked at them, and they were like zombies standing there. I haven't figured out why it doesn't work on me. After I closed it they were like, 'what was I doin?' After that I barely opened it. Then I got that diary, and it was opened every day, and when I opened it they just stared at it then forgot what they was doing. After a while, I stopped writing in my diary, and it hasn't been open since then till now." She explained holding it.
"Okay…that's awkward." I said looking at it.
She opened it and pulled out her diary, and closed it real fast.
"Yeah I haven't written in this since I was eight." She said holding the diary.
"How old are you now?" I asked
"I'm twenty." She said
"Damn your six years older than me." I said looking at her.
"Your fourteen?" She asked looking at me.
"Please don't leave me." I pleaded with a sad look in my eyes.
"Aw, I'm not gonna leave you just because your age." She said staring into my eyes.
"I love you." I said.
"I love you more." She said.
"No I love you more." I said.
"I love you way more than that." She said getting closer to my face.
"I love you infinity times more than that." I said getting closer to her.
"I love you infinity times infinity more times than that." She said kissing me afterwards.
"I'll prove how much I love you." I said
"And how will you do that?" She asked
"I'll take you out and buy you whatever you want no matter the price, I'll find a way to get the money." I said
"Anything?" She asked
"Anything." I said back kissing her nose.
"Are you sure you'll get the money." She asked.
"Even if I have to enter a fighting contest, I'll win that money just for you." I said hugging her.
"What would you do just for me?" She asked leaning on my slightly.
"I'd give you the world if I could, but I don't wanna put all that weight on your shoulders." I said to her laying my head on hers.
"Aw, you're such a sweet talker." She said.
"You got what I meant?" I asked her.
"Yes, you'd give me the world but you don't wanna put all that stress on me, to keep it going in a circle, cuz if it went straight we'd die. Anyways I got what you meant." She said.
"Okay, well get dressed so we can go, K Num Nums." I said.
"Where the heck did Num Nums come from?" She asked me getting up.
"Oh, I used to call my old GF Num Nums, and it just sorta slipped out." I said scratching the back of my head.
"O…k…well if that's what you wanna call me, go ahead, but I get to make you a pet name." She said pulling some clothes out of the bag.
"What?" I asked.
"Is Xy fine with you?" She asked
"Add an S and an E to that and it makes sexy." I said staring at her butt.
"I'ma take that as a yes." She said pulling off her pajama top.
I thought to myself "TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND TURN AROUND!"
"I know what you're thinking back there." She said looking through her bag.
"What am I thinking then?" I asked her still staring at her butt.
"Well for one thing you're staring at my ass, and you wanna see my tits, so you're thinking 'Turn around'." She said still going through her bag.
"Are you psychic or something?" I asked
"No I can hear you back there slobbering, and I can feel you burn a hole in my ass with your eyes." She said pulling out a dark brown pair of women's cargo pants.
She pulled out a dark blue sleeveless vest, and a yellow tank top bra, thingy a sports bra.
"Ya know what I think I'll be mean." She said turning around.
I looked at her breasts because well do I have to explain it. She turned back around and winked at me.
"Ya big tease." I said disappointed.
"I know I am and I can get worse." She said with a lot of lust behind it.
(Lustful growl) "Just how bad can ya get?" I asked.
"I'll show you later, if we do it right now we'll never leave." She said pulling her pajama bottoms off, and sliding on some underwear then her skintight dark brown cargo pants then her yellow sports bra that was only long enough to cover her breasts (It didn't cover her stomach either), and then the dark blue sleeveless vest. (Which was the same length as the yellow sports bra.)
She fixed it and turned around, "Do you know where a bandana is you forgot mine?"
"Are you seriously gonna wear that to town?" I said with concern.
"What! There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing." She said
"You're too exposed." I said
"This isn't your body so get over it." She said.
"Fine, but if you see some guy fly across the store, you'll know why." I said
"Okay then I'll laugh and keep shopping, now bandana. We're burning daylight." She said.
"Okay I know where Echo's stash is." I said.
I walked into the laundry room and grabbed a blue and red one. I walked into our room, and switched to brown cargo pants, and put on my sixty-nine shirt then I went to the bathroom and slicked my spikes down, and tied the red bandana around my head in a perfect due-rag. I walked back into the living room, and tossed Haley the blue bandana. She tied it around her head the same way I did mine. She walked into the bathroom, and made the end of her spikes curl up slightly. She walked out, and stared at me.
"Sixty-Nine?" She asked.
"Hey it's a good number, and fun to do." I said staring her down.
"Touché, and I know I look good." She said strutting to the door.
"How'd you know I was going to say that?" I asked following her.
"Your face told the whole thing." She said getting in the passenger side of the P.O.S car Echo bought.
"Hey, how come we ain't driving your firebird?" I asked her.
"Well Jake would kill me if I took it, but…lets go get it, this car sucks." She said.
I got out of the piece of crap car, picked up Haley, and took off to her house. We got there a in a few minutes. I set her down, and opened the door slowly. I peeked in, and Jake was still on the couch asleep.
"Why is he so lazy?" I asked Haley.
"He's been like that since he got infected." She said.
"Oh, so he's too lazy to get up, but he's not lazy enough to hit someone with a frying pan when they walk in. What's wrong with dat picture?" I said looking at her.
"I don't know that's just my idiot brother Jake for ya." She said grabbing a set of keys off a counter.
She walked into another room, and came out with a coke in her hand.
"Uh, where's mine?" I asked smiling.
"What the hell do I look like, your slave?" She said giggling.
"Fine then, I'll get it myself." I said
I walked by Haley, and smacked her on the butt. I walked in the kitchen, opened the fridge, and got a coke. I walked back to Haley, and we walked out the door to the firebird.
"You wanna drive it?" She asked.
"You mean I can drive it, you don't care?" I asked shocked.
"Echo didn't seem to care about you driving his car." She said
"Why would he care if that car got hurt? Oh my god, you scratched the beautiful rust job. My poor baby." I said pretending to cry.
She giggled, "Here, drive it, you'll be fine."
She threw the keys to me, and crawled into the passenger side. I got in the driver's side, and stuck the keys in the ignition, and turned it on. I pulled out, and got onto the road.
"Alright is there a mall here in this town or somewhere?" I asked her
"Yeah if you turn left at this road and keep going you should get to the mall about eight miles down the road." She said turning on the radio.
The radio was playing Bedrock by Young Money.
"I love that song." I said speeding up.
"I do too." She said turning up the radio a little.
We were a little silent on the way to the mall. I got us there in one piece, and parked the car perfectly in the parking lot.
"How many times have you drove?" Haley asked me.
"Not many, maybe five or six times." I said walking up to her.
"You learn fast then." She said
"Yes I do, now lets go." I said
We walked hand in hand, up the parking lot to the door. We got some weird looks by a bunch of people, but it didn't bother me. Haley just ignored them. Some guys who looked three sheets in the wind stared her down. I growled at them, and they stopped looking at her, but they laughed at something. We kept walking through the mall.
"So have you been thinking of what you want?" I asked her.
"Well, I'd like to buy some earrings, and a necklace." She said
"Wanna go to Kay or somewhere else?" I asked
"Lets go to Kay first and see if they have anything there." She said.
We walked to Kay, hand in hand, just talking to each other.
"Do you know all of what you're going to get?" I asked her.
"Nope, but you'll see what I want to get." She said
"Okay." I said
We got to Kay a few seconds after the conversation, and we started looking. A few seconds of looking the manager walked over to us.
"Hello, and how may I help you today?" He said. He had a sort of high voice.
"Can I see that necklace right there?" She said pointing to a gold chain necklace.
"Yes you can." He said opening the drawer and pulling out.
Haley took it out of his hand, and her eyes seemed to shine as she looked at it.
"Austin can I get this?" She asked cooing over the necklace.
"Anything for you." I said.
"It's thirty dollars and comes with a pair of gold earrings, and piercing free of charge." The manager said.
"Okay that's a reasonable price. I'm guessing you just wanted rid of it." I said pulling out some money.
I handed the manager thirty dollars, and he took Haley to a chair. I watched as he pierced her ears. He had trouble finding where the cartilage is, but he finally got it. She slid on her necklace, and walked over to me.
"Thanks." She said hugging me.
"Your welcome." I said kissing her.
She kissed back. We broke the kiss, and she looked to her left, and found a bunch of people singing karaoke.
"OOH! Karaoke! Lets go sing." She said pulling me.
"But I…" She pulled me and cut me off.
She dragged me to the machine, and handed me the microphone. I noticed I was being stared at by a bunch of people and started getting nervous. She turned around to me.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"I have stage fright." I mumbled
"You'll get used to once you start singing." She said picking a song.
"But Haley I can't sing worth a crap." I mumbled
"What?" She said turning around.
"I can't carry a tune in a bucket even if it was buried in sand." I said shaking a little.
"Just breathe right, and don't look at the crowd." She said.
"That's easier said than done." I said clenching my teeth.
"Get over it, you'll get used to it." She said, "Now we are going to sing 'I can't wait' by Akon." She continued.
"I know that song." I said
"Then you should do good." She said.
"Your Akon, I'll be the other vocals since their mutual." She said.
"Okay it's starting." She said
The music started and I looked at the screen.
"I can't wait. I can't wait. I think of you…" "When the morning comes and the nighttime goes away." "All day…" "Don't you ever think that we won't be okay." "No way…" "There is nothing stopping me from loving you… Touching and rubbing and kissing and hugging you." "What's this feeling taking over me?" "Baby that's love and there ain't no stopping it." "I don't know as far as the eyes can see." "Pick up the paste and there ain't no dropping it…" "Always forever I'll be by your side." "You're my body, I'm your clide. That's the way that it's gonna be, I'm in love with you, and you in love with me." "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Ooooh, and leaaaave." "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Ooooh, and leeeaaaavvve." "OOOH!" "I can't wait." "I think of me…" "That's the one like you that'd love me endlessly." "Forever…" "If this goes our way my love will always be…" "Eternally…" "You have set my mind, my love my heart so free…" "Together forever however just you and me…" "What's this feeling taking over me…" "Baby that's love and there ain't no stopping it…" "I don't know as far as the eyes can see." "PICK UP the paste and there ain't no DROPPIN IT…" "Always forever I'll be by your side." "You're my body I'm your clide. That's the way that it's gonna be I'm in love with you, and you in love with me…" "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Oooh, and leeaaavvve." "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Ooooh, and leeeaaavvve." "I can't wait." "To have you right next to me here by my side." "I can't wait." "To kiss and caress you girl while I'm holdin you tight." "I can't wait." "Can't imagine life without you it just ain't right." "I can't wait." "I got a whole lot a lovin, and you gon get it tonight…" "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Ooooh, and leeeeaaavve." "I can't wait." "To sit down and talk for a minute, go outside and take a walk for a minute." "For a minute." "Oooooh, and leeeaaavvve. OOOOH!" "I can't wait…"
"Wow Austin you did good." Haley said.
"You have the voice of an angel, Haley." I said hugging her.
"Aw, well…" She blushed a little.
"How do you sing so well?" I asked.
"I use to enter in contests, and over the years I've gotten better. I have a crap load of trophies in first place vocals. We soon ran out of room, and we put them in a storage building." She said.
"Dang, can you draw and dance?" I asked shocked.
"I have a whole sketch book full of drawings, and use to dance in different contests. I have a few trophies for dancing, but most of the dancing contests were street." She said wrapping her arms around my waist.
"Pinch me I think I'm dreaming." I said.
"Why?" She asked curiously.
"Cuz I've found my dream girl." I said.
"I told you I could be your favorite girl." She said kissing me afterwards.
The crowd, who watched us, gave an "Aw" as they saw us kiss. We broke it a few minutes later for oxygen.
"Whacha wanna do now?" I asked
"I want some clothes." She said.
"Where from?" I asked.
"Victoria's Secret." She said.
I felt my face turn a slight red.
"Okay. I think it's on the floor upstairs." I said.
"Well lets get walkin." She said.
"Yes master." I said
I let go of her so she could walk. Next thing I know she hops on my back. I stuck my hands under her legs so she wouldn't fall off. She wrapped her arms around my neck, and lied on my back.
"Go." She whispered in my ear.
I walked to the escalator, with her on my back, and stepped on. The thing was slower than crap so I walked up them. I got to the top, and Victoria's Secret was the first store in sight. I walked in and set Haley down so she could shop. I felt a little embarrassment for being in a lingerie store. "I have a bad feeling she's gonna go to the panties section or something." Sure enough my gut feeling was correct because that was the first place she went. My face went a little red. She went around looking at the most erotic panties in the store.
She picked up a pair, and put it in front of her, and asked me, "How do you think I would look in these?"
"Hot!" I said looking at the cheetah-textured panties. Lets just say that a cracker would cover up more than those panties.
"Well at least you was blunt and to the point." She said blushing a little because I said it a little too loud.
"I'll buy them, and that pair." She said pointing to a pink pair.
"Consider them yours." I said.
I walked with her to the counter, but on the way she saw some skintight shirts, and had to buy them. The cashier rung up the items, and I paid her the sixty dollars for two pairs of panties and one skintight navy blue shirt, that only covers up the chest. We walked out, and she seemed sort of happy.
"God that's an expensive store!" I said
"I know." She said.
"They get anymore expensive you'll have the sell your husband or boyfriends saliva just to buy one pair of panties in there." I said crossing my arms.
She giggled at that.
"I'm hungry." She said wrapping her arms around my neck.
"Well whacha wanna eat." I asked.
"How about we split a pizza." She said.
"Sure." I said
We walked to the food court talking to each other.
"So when we're done here can we get that sketchbook of yours, and see what you've drawn?" I asked her
"Sure, but when we're done with here." She said
I held her hand and entwined my fingers with hers.
"So how much more stuff you want?" I asked
"Well, do…you know…where…an…adult store is?" She asked kind of looking at me a little guiltily.
I felt all the blood in my body go to my face, and I started sweating.
"Austin that's not what I meant!" She said quickly
"It sure sounded like it!" I said squeakily
"No, you're good in bed, that's just where I bought those pills." She said hugging my neck.
"Well why didn't you just say that at first, and plus I don't have any idea where an adult store is." I said
"Oh well, well I might know where one is." She said.
"You think I might be able to get in?" I asked.
"What the hell do you want in there for?" She asked with concern.
"Well there's no telling what the hell you do in there too, so why should you be concerned." I said staring at her.
"Well uh…you might be able to get in she's my best friend who owns the store." She said calming down.
"She's your best friend huh…okay." I said grinning evilly inside.
"What the hell are you thinking?" She asked
"Nothing." I said trying to keep her from reading my mind.
"No you think you're gonna score two, don't ya?" She said getting in my face.
"NO…m…maybe…yes." I said, near the end I hung my head down.
"You are such a…I don't know, but I love you." She said.
"Does that mean I might actually score two?" I asked
"I don't know, you might get lucky, but only if I'm there in the middle." She said.
"I love you so much." I said.
"Yeah you better." She said.
"I do that's why I'm spoiling you." I said
"Tch, I'm not spoiled." She said
"Yes you are." I said back
"No I ain't." She said
"Well then I'ma spoil you rotten to the core." I purred in her ear.
"So now I'm an apple." She said.
"You're the apple of my eye does that count?" I asked.
"Did you learn all of that sweet talking from Ygra?" She asked.
"Heck no, all my sweet talking comes from my heart, and when I say it I mean it." I said.
"Well you're a good one." She said.
"I know I am." I said.
We got to the pizza kiosk after the end of the conversation.
"What kind of pizza you want?" I asked her.
"Supreme." She said
"One medium supreme pizza." I said looking at the kiosk attendant.
"That a will a be a twelve a dollars." He said.
"Okay whatever Mario." I said handing him twelve dollars.
"Hey a how did a you know a my name?" He said
"Lucky guess?" I said.
"Okay." He said
I turned to Haley and mouthed 'What the crap' and she mouthed 'I don't know'. We waited five minutes for the pizza then we sat down at a two-chaired table.
"So have you figured up what all you want yet?" I asked her.
"Well I think I wanna get another pair of sheets for our bed, since the only one I got for it is dirty from last night." She said smiling.
"Hey, last night was fun, and it was worth it." I said biting down on a piece of pizza afterwards.
"Yeah, speaking of the sheets when you gonna wash them?" She said biting a piece of pizza. "Ah! This is hot!"
"No it's not." I said biting the pizza again.
She just stared at me. I've already eaten three slices, and she finally ate one. The pizza cooled down enough, and she ate three.
"We just have two slices left, do you want them?" I asked her.
"Yeah I'll take one more." She said grabbing a slice.
"Alright I'll have the last." I said grabbing the last slice.
I ate my slice in two bites then ate the crust. She ate hers in three, and threw the crust in the box. I closed the box, and threw it in the trash.
"Alright where you wanna go to get the bed sheets?" I asked her.
"Uh…lets go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond." She said
"Okay, what kind of material is the sheets gonna be?" I asked her wrapping her in a hug.
"Silk." She said lustfully.
"Ooh, you are so…sexy." I said kissing her.
"I know I am." She said kissing back.
I slid my tongue in her mouth, and we started tongue wrestling. I'm pretty sure there was some people giving us the "get a room" look, but I didn't care. Haley is better kisser compared to Brittney. We had to break the kiss soon for oxygen.
"We better get the stuff and safe this for later." She purred.
"Yeah we start it now we'll never stop." I said back
We walked hand in hand, fingers entwined with each other's to the Bed, Bath, and Beyond store. We got there and walked to the back where the bed items are. She found the silk material sheets in an instant. She got a black king sized, since that was the size of the bed, and walked over to me.
"You sure don't take long finding things and shopping." I said
"Yeah, I'm pretty fast at that stuff, and I usually know what I want to get before I walk in the store." She said fixing the bag of clothes on her shoulder.
"Here, I'll carry the bed sheets." I said pulling them out of her hands.
We walked to the checkout counter, and bought the bed sheets. We walked out of the store, and more people started staring at us. I started to get a weird feeling, that feeling that something bad is going to happen.
"Haley something isn't right here." I whispered in her ear.
"Why what's wrong?" She asked
"We wasn't getting stared at this much when we first came in. Now they're staring at us like we just shot someone."
"And your point is?" She said with a smart allic tone.
"Come on let's get out of here, I have a feeling something is watching us closely, and it's creeping me out." I said hurrying her up.
We found our way out the mall, and to the car. I threw the bed sheets in the trunk, and Haley kept the clothes up there with her. I climbed in the driver's side and started the car.
"Okay so where's this so called friends adult store at?" I asked pulling out of the parking spot.
"Um…I think it's at the red light on the left then make a right turn, and it's the first store on the left." She said pointing to the red light.
I took her directions and she pointed out the building. I pulled in, and turned off the car.
"Alright now Mandy is EXTREMELY perverted, so…" I cut her off.
"Don't worry my uncle is extremely perverted and I can put up with him." I said getting out of the car.
Haley climbed out of the car, and closed it then walked into the store. I closed my door, and followed her. I walked in and was greeted by a tiny strobe light, and the smell of latex.
"Mandy where ye at?" Haley yelled through the store.
"Haley, that you gurl?"
"Yeah, I got someone I want you to meet." She yelled back.
"Somehow I have the feeling that's me." I said.
Haley giggled at the remark.
"I'm glad I can make you laugh a lot." I said
"It's cuz your funny."
"Funny looking or funny haha?" I asked with a grin.
She laughed some more, "Funny haha." She said strutting to me, and putting a finger on my chest.
I wrapped my arms around her and kissed her. She responded back by wrapping her arms around my neck, and kissing back harder.
She broke the kiss, "Okay when Mandy gets here try to make her laugh."
"How?" I asked looking in her eyes.
"Say something perverted and funny." She said.
My sharp eye happened to notice a badge that said "FBI Female Body Inspector." I picked it up, and said "I gots an idea."
Someone walked in, and stood there. The silhouette stepped into the light, and it was a female infect. She was wearing a green tank top that was cut very low, some skintight shorts, grey tennis shoes, and a bandana under a blue hat.
"Hello I'm with the FBI, Female Body Inspector, there was a case going around that there was a shortage in silicon stuffing, and I've been assigned to go around town and check to make sure every females Ta Ta's are perfectly stuffed with the right amount, so if I may ask you ma'am to lift your shirt, and make as much moaning as you like." I said trying not to sound stupid.
I don't know how it made her laugh, but she did.
"I don't know how that was funny to you, and I'll never understand, cuz that was just…said faster than I could think it, and couldn't think it over." I said still trying not to sound stupid.
Next thing I know Haley is laughing.
"What's so funny?" I asked.
"You (laughter) you looked so stupid when you said that." Haley said laughing
"At least I'm making you laugh." I said.
"So is this who you wanted me to meet?" She asked Haley.
"NAW I wanted you to meet the twins." Haley said holding up her bird fingers.
I chuckled at the smart allic remark, and Mandy glared at me. I felt a chill run down my spine, and I shut up.
"Hey don't treat my man like that." Haley said defensively.
"Sure, so what did you stop by for?" She asked Haley.
"Well to introduce you to Austin and buy a couple of things." She said.
"Let me guess more of those pills?" She asked
"Yep."
"Did they work?" She asked curiously.
"Oh, yes didn't they Austin?" She said looking at me.
"If your talking about what I think your talking about then yes those pills worked wonders." I said staring back at Haley.
"Ok I'll go get you some, just look around cuz I'll be a few minutes tryin to find them." She said walking behind the counter into a different room.
I walked around the store, and saw a wide selection of vibrators, and toys. I walked down a different isle, and it was leather. "I bet Lust has more than this store plus another one." I saw a whip, and picked it up. I spotted Haley, and prepared to get her with it. I flung my arm forward then quickly back and got her right in the butt.
"Ow, hey your right that does feel good." She said smiling.
I got her on the butt again, and she moaned. I put the whip back on the shelf, and kept looking. I saw a lot of fuzzy handcuffs, and some weird balls on a string, some blow up dolls, some other things, and things. Mandy walked back with three bottles of pills.
"Here ya go, enjoy them." She said handing them to Haley.
"Thanks, how much do we owe you?" Haley asked her.
"Aw nothing, eh…well…you think…" She said with an evil look on her face.
"You really want to?" Haley asked back.
"Do you think he'll do it?" She asked Haley.
"He probably will." Haley said with a confident look.
"He'll probably do what?" I asked.
"Nothing sexy." Haley said to me.
"You wanna do it?" Mandy asked Haley.
"Sure, he'll probably do it." Haley said back.
"Alright let me know when you're free." Mandy said giving me a quick grin, and going into the other room.
"Okay let's go." Haley said walking to the door.
I followed her. We got in the car, and started off.
"Hey, we'll look at those drawings later, K." I said speeding up a little.
"Ok, that's fine with me, I won't have to find it." Haley said reading the description on a pill bottle.
I sped up back to the house, and parked perfectly.
"Okay, just enjoy yourself, till I get tonight ready." I purred.
"Don't worry I will." She purred back
"I'll be back, with weapons." I said sternly.
Haley giggled, and walked in the house. I pulled out, and went back to the mall. At least if something is wrong, Haley should be safe with Echo. I sped up to the mall, and got there in eight minutes. I parked the car, probably the same spot I had it before. I turned off the car, and got out. I walked to the doors, and people were staring at me more than before. Suddenly they started whispering to each other. I started running to the doors. I got through the doors, and people looked straight at me.
"Why ya starin at me?" I yelled
They turned away and started walking about their business. "Okay I only need one thing, I'm pretty sure there's some spaghetti at the house." I got ready to run to the store. I looked at the map, from the spot I was, and it said the Salon is on the other side of the store. "Okay since I'm looking for body massaging oils there's where I need to go." I took off, and ran up a ramp, jumping up to the wall. I jumped off the wall back to the ground, and jumped on the palm tree. It bent back, and when it shot forward I jumped launching me across the mall. I started to lose speed, so I grabbed the horizontal pole, and swung off of it to the next pole, and swung off of it onto a landing. I flipped over the rail, and landed on the floor. I dashed off again, and jumped off a rail, to another palm tree. I grabbed it and started spinning around on it. I let go, and caught myself on the wall, and back flipped off. I landed softly on my feet right in front of the store I wanted.
"Didn't break a sweat!" I said walking in the store.
I approached the counter, and the cashier jumped when she saw me.
"One coconut cream massaging oil please." I said laying twenty dollars on the counter, and sliding it forward.
"Okay just don't hurt me." She said pulling the bottle out, and placing it on the counter.
"Thanks, keep the change you deserve it." I said walking out with the bottle.
I rounded the corner, and smelled that same smell I smelled when I cut X-istence open at that base.
"X-istence!" I said through clenched teeth.
"Hahahahahaha, good nose X, or should I say Austin."
"What are you doing here?" I said through even harder clenched teeth.
"Oh the same reason you are. To get away from the military, but that little act you pulled in uh…what's the name of the county Marlin I think you just got yourself in more trouble."
"You do know that those military idiots probably can't tell us apart, so more like I got both of us in trouble." I said smiling, "So we're both running from the military."
I heard him growl, "Well they won't have any more problems from you when I'm done!"
I Swung around, and threw an uppercut, and nailed him in the stomach. I knocked the breath out of him, and he stood there clenching his stomach. I grabbed his head, and swung my knee up. He stuck his hand out and stopped my knee then gave a quick shot to my stomach. I grabbed his hand, and squeezed then slammed my palm in his elbow. I heard his bones make a sickening break, and he howled. He took the hand that wasn't broke, and swung at me. I blocked it, and hit him in the solar plexus as hard as I could. He winced from the loss of breath. I swung a punch to his face, and he blocked it, and gave a cheap shot to my kidney. I grunted, and clenched my kidney. He ran off, knowing he got his butt kicked. I picked up the massaging oil, and ran as fast as I could, clenching my kidney trying to make the pain abate.
"Gotta get home, I have a feeling he's not done yet." I muttered to myself.
I ignored the pain and ran full speed back to the car. I nearly ran over the car trying to stop then opened the door, turned it on, and pulled out before I even closed the door. I closed the door, and didn't look both ways at the red light; I just turned and took off as fast as the car would go. I pulled the hand brake and drifted into the turn when I got to the road to the house. I pushed that gas pedal, as far down as it would go to where pedal to the metal was an understatement. I got to the house and Echo was throwing shells back at tanks with his sonar, protecting the house. I pulled the handbrake, and turned the steering wheel to the left. The car did a near three sixty, and I jumped out of the car before it stopped, and grabbed a shell the tank shot at the car. I rolled with the fifty cal bullet cradled in my arms. I ran to the tank, and jumped on top of it. I ripped the lid to the cockpit off, and slammed the bullet down in it, as hard as I could, and the tank exploded. I jumped back, unharmed since fire and heat can't hurt me, some shrapnel hit me, but I instantly healed from the cuts. I ran to the next tank, and bent the barrel up, so the shell would go up not straight out of it. I ripped the lid to the cockpit off, and pulled the driver out, and ripped his head off. I threw him to the ground, and jumped to the last tank. I landed on the tracks, and grabbed the barrel. I pulled up with my hand closest to the cockpit, and down on the one furthest away. I grunted as my muscles started cramping. I ripped the top off, and started smashing the bottom half of the tank with it. I finally smashed the bottom and top half to pieces, and threw it down. I started walking back to the house, and a helicopter started to hover above us. I had some kind of metal crate, attached to it with a winch. It dropped the box, and took off. Echo started to walk to it, but I stopped him.
"Echo slowly take all the rivets out of the box with your sonar." I said holding him back.
He did as I said. I watched as his eyes and hands glowed a bluish white, and the rivets slowly unscrewed, and popped out. The box fell apart, and revealed a white robot, with heavy armor. Suddenly its eyes glowed a bright red, and it stood up. Its arms folded out, and its hands rotated. It puffed out some steam, and its antennas stood up.
"Battle mode initiated. Targets identified. Preparing to attack." It bellowed with its monotonous rocky voice.
"Bring it bitch!" Echo and I yelled in unison.
I motioned for Echo to come to me, and I whispered in his ear, "Flank him, he won't stand a chance with two people on him. Well at least it looks like it. Just get behind him, I'll keep him occupied, and you rip out its circuits."
"Okay." He whispered back.
I looked at the robot, and it was folding its hand into a machine gun. It started shooting at me, and Echo. I ran toward it zigzagging. I got to it, and started pounding on its joints. It swung its arm at me, and I dodged it. I pounded on its joints again, and it kicked me in the stomach. I flew back, and landed on my back with a grunt. I rolled to the left to avoid its massive foot from crushing me. I got on my feet, and kicked its ankle, and slipped under it to the right, and slammed my fist in its torso joint. I slipped between its legs, and climbed up its back. I got to its head, and started pounding on the neck. It reached up, and grabbed my head, and slammed me on the ground. I bounced off the ground with a loud thud and grunt. I got back to my feet, and threw a fireball at its face. It laid its antennas down, I guess to protect them and I got an idea. I slipped back through its legs, and it tried to grab me, but I was too fast for it. I climbed back up to its head, and grabbed its antennas, and started pulling as hard as I could. Its antennas started giving up, and I yanked them out. It grabbed me again and threw me off instead of slamming me. It folded both of its hands to a machine gun, and started spraying bullets like crazy. I ran back up to the berserk robot, and jumped on its chest. I grabbed its head, and started twisting it, and finally yanked it off. I reached down its neck, and grabbed a handful of cords and wires and yanked. It froze and the shooting ceased. It just stood there, like a statue. I jumped down, and walked back to the house. Echo joined me, and leaned against the post.
"Thank God it's over!" I said popping my fingers.
Next thing we know a something pops out of the ground, and swallows the robot whole. It looks like the thing off of Tremor, but bigger. After it swallowed the robot, and shot out a tongue and got Haley, Riley, and Echo, and pulled them into its mouth. I started screaming "no" and it turned into an ear-piercing roar. I felt a sting in the back of my head, and my eyes felt like they were on fire. My arm started popping and crackling, and it got bigger, along with the other side. Then my legs got longer, and bent like the time I demolished Marlin County. My tail turned the same way with the tail spike. My spikes got longer, and started waving, and my eyes formed a film of red and I could see the fire. I let out another loud roar, and charged at the freakish behemoth. I slammed my hands into the tail, and pulled it the rest of the way out of the ground. I turned with my hands still in the tail, and slammed it as hard as I could on the ground. It cracked the ground and made the Firebird bounce. I jumped on its stomach, and started clawing it to pieces. It didn't have arms or legs so it just lied there and squirmed, screeching at the same time. I slammed my tail spike into its stomach, and cut it open. A bunch of hydrochloric acid shot out on me, and started burning. I reached in, and pulled Haley, Riley, and Echo out. I threw them away from the screaming behemoth then jumped in its stomach. I started flailing my arms and tail like crazy cutting the thing from the inside. I started running through its stomach, cutting it the whole way then I cut up to its head. I started clawing its brain shredding it to pieces. I was covered in acid, blood, and brain matter by the time I was done ripping through its brain. I ran back through its body cutting and ripping it to shreds. Since I got its brain it was dead, but couldn't take chances since it was infected, because its blood is black and thick. I cut through to its heart, and started cutting through it. I ripped through it like a chainsaw, and the skin started melting. Its skin fell on me, and got me dirtier. I jumped out through its skin, and got covered in more blood. I fell to my knees, and started steaming from the acid. My bones popped and cracked as they shrunk and reshaped back to normal. When I was done I was crawling and screaming because the acid was burning.
"AAAHH THE ACID IT'S BURNING GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" I screamed in agony.
My clothes couldn't protect me from the acid since they were ripped off from the transformation. Echo ran around the house and got the water hose. He ran back around the house, and sprayed the water on me. When he got done washing me off I puked, because the pain from the transformation was too much so quick, plus the acid. I puked up everything in my stomach, even the acid. If Haley hadn't held on to me I would've fell face first into the vomit from fatigue. They dragged me into the house, and laid me on the couch. I was shaking fiercely from the pain, and crying it hurt so much. Haley laid a blanket on me, and started petting me. I laid there for what seemed like hours shaking, and cringing from pain, until I passed out.
I was out maybe for a few hours, and I woke up. I sat up, and Haley wrapped her arms around my neck. I hugged her back.
"You okay?" I asked her.
"Yeah just dirty." She said.
"Let's go take a shower." I said getting up slowly.
She helped me to the bathroom and in the shower. We washed each other, and she helped dry me off. She helped me to the bedroom, and I climbed in the bed. She stripped, and joined me.
"I'm glad your okay Haley." I said closing my eyes.
"I love you." She said.
"I love you too." I said drifting to sleep.
She kissed me on the forehead, and fell asleep holding me. I wrapped my arms around her.
The end of chapter 17