New Blood
Two days…two days since they found us. I am getting sick and tired of them. I will end X-istence one of these days, and the military…well…I'll find something to get them to leave us alone.
I was standing on my usual spot overlooking the town I made yesterday. I had my sword with me wrapped around my back in case I had to run because when it's at your side it could block your leg, and make you mess up in free running or parker. On your back you have a lesser chance of messing up but it can get stuck between something unless it is completely hidden behind your back, like mine is. I looked over the town making sure nothing…unusual…was happening. As I looked, I noticed a few wrecks, nothing serious just a fender bender, and maybe a robbery, I'm not sure, couldn't see it for a building. I looked over it again before I was about to leave, and saw an explosion in the distance.
"Great some action!" I said sarcastically.
I took off in a sprint to the explosion. I sidestepped to avoid a tree, and jumped over a briar patch. I slid under a fallen tree, and jumped back up to my feet. I gained some more speed, as everything wasn't in my way anymore, and made it to the town. I wasn't at my destination yet, and I had to make a hard left turn, but I was going to fast to turn perfectly. I got lower to the road, and stuck my left hand out, and grabbed a pole. Unfortunately I was going to fast, and the pole snapped like a tooth pick from the moment. I lost my traction, and was about to slam into a building. I turned both of my hands to claws, and slammed them into the ground. I made a long rip in the road from each finger, and finally slowed down, and stopped right in front of the building. I turned my hands back to normal, and started running on all fours. It was a little hard to see where I was going, but I managed. I sidestepped to avoid a car, and started running as fast as I could on all fours. The souls on my shoes were starting to wear out from being dragged on the road. I picked up the paste, and everything was a near blur. I saw the mushroom cloud in the air from the explosion. I kept going as hard as I could, and soon got to the explosion site. I tried to slow down, but momentum was making it hard. I couldn't stand up and stopped, because if I did I would be kissing some asphalt. I pushed upward with my feet, and curled up. I landed back on the pavement hard, and started rolling along the pavement bouncing. I finally bounced, and landed in a building, making an indentation of myself in the wall. I fell out of the hole in the wall I made, and cracked the road as I hit the ground.
I stood up holding my head, "OW…I need to work on that."
Suddenly I was tackled by something. I landed hard on my back, and the thing started biting me, I swung my fist at it as hard as I could, but it must not have phased it because it didn't stop biting my shoulder. I put my right hand on the top part of its mouth, and managed to get my left hand to its mandible, and started pulling and pushing. I soon got its teeth out of my left shoulder, and the blood started pouring. I had its mouth opened enough to reach down his throat, and something tackled the animal like thing off of me, and started biting and clawing it. I heard a series of growls and teeth clanks then the ash in the air from the explosion went away. I heard a few howls, and looked to my left. Two of the same creature was biting, and clawing it out. I stood up, and squeezed my shoulder to stop the blood, and make it clot. I watched, as the big one bit the small one, which is the one that bit me, in the neck, and blood went everywhere, a very thick jet-black blood like mine. The big one bit down on the tiny one, and started slinging its head ripping it to pieces. The tiny one was defeated, and the big one bit its neck in half, and carried its head over to me. It laid its fallen opponents head at my feet, and started wagging its tail, and looked up at me panting like a dog.
It had a slender head sort of shaped like a dragon, but it didn't have eyes. It had like sort of catfish whiskers, but longer, bigger, and thicker. It had four nose holes on each side of its head, which is a total of eight, and its body was slender. You could see the backbone, and ribs all the way down to its tail. The rib cage of course stopped at the stomach, but its stomach was nearly flat. It wasn't fat it was skinnier than me. Its hands were claws, and its hind legs, bent in an S shape, and its tail was very long, and had a razor sharp double-edged blade at the end.
The creature stared up at me. I think its whiskers are its eyes, and it can tell what I smell like with its noses. I looked down at the defeated creatures head that was similar to the one in front of me that was still breathing, and looked back up at the one panting in front of me. The creature inhaled deeply then exhaled deeply, and when it exhaled fire came out all nostrils.
"Wow, awesomeness!" I said gazing at the creature.
I whined, and started panting again, only looking at me sideways.
"You're an infected dog. I can tell cuz you act like a dog. I just hope you don't hump anything." I said smiling at it.
I started thinking. "I wonder if we can domesticate this animal, and it can offer us protection and warn us when we get attacked. Echo's cool so he might let me keep him."
I looked at the animal, now standing in front of me, and got an idea.
I held my hand out and said, "Sit."
The animal obeyed and sat down. I petted its head, and said "Good boy."
I held out my hand, and snapped. The creature automatically stood up on its hind legs, and jumped. I almost broke my neck looking up trying to keep my eye on it, and it disappeared.
"Where'd he go?" I said looking up in the sky for him.
Seconds later he landed back in front of me so softly I couldn't even hear him.
"Wow, that was good." I said gazing at the creature.
I bent down on my knee, and held my hand and said, "Shake."
The animal obeyed, and stuck its claw in my hand, and shook it.
I petted the animal, and said, "Good boy, you must've been trained before you were infected."
I picked up the creatures defeated opponents head, and stood up. I looked around for a pet store, and figured I could get him some treats for saving me. I found a Pet Co. not very far from here, and started running to it. The creature followed me closely, at the same pace I was going. I sped up, and the creature still stayed at the same pace I was going. I started sprinting, and the creature, was still on my heels. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and ran into the pillar that held the ceiling up over the door to the Pet Co. store. I backed away from the pillar, and clenched my teeth.
"I need to pay more attention." I said through my clenched teeth.
I walked into the store, checking my bite to make sure I wasn't bleeding.
"I might wanna get a rabies shot, and give my new friend one too, just in case." I said looking around for someone.
I found a clerk checking on some cats in a cage. I walked up to her, and tapped her shoulder. She turned around and screamed.
"Don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanna get a rabies shot for me and my companion here, and maybe some treats for him." I said holding her shoulder gently.
The creature whined and looked up at me in dismay.
"Okay a lot of treats, I have a crap load of money." I said looking at him.
He barked, and wagged his tail. I chuckled at that note.
"Ok, I hate to break up this little moment, but if you need a rabies shot you might want it right now, and I'll patch up that bite for you." She said calming down a little.
"Ight, yeah and I'll need two flea collars, too." I said looking back at her.
"Why two?" She asked puzzled.
"Uh, fur besides I lost the one from before."
"How?"
"Acid."
"Acid?"
"Yeah you hear about that gigantic grub that attacked the house down the road?"
"Uh huh."
"I killed it from the inside, cuz I had to get my friends out of its intestines."
"But you look nothing like the creature that killed it."
"I might not look like it but that was me just bigger, and stronger…and pissed off."
"O…k…well then…so how about that shot sir?"
"Yeah go ahead and give it too us, and see if you can patch up my buddy here too."
"What's his name?"
I thought fast for a second, "Flamer."
"That's a rare name, I've never heard that one before."
She led us to the other room where they groom and treat scheduled animals.
"Just sit down on this table please." She said pointing to it.
She put Flamer in the other table, and he lied down, and waited patiently. She walked back over to me with a medical kit. She pulled out some alcohol and a stitch needle.
"Are the stitches necessary?" I asked looking at the needle.
"Yes sorry." She said pouring a little bit of alcohol on a rag, and rubbing it on my bite.
It burned a little. She stuck the needle in the alcohol bottle, and started stitching the bite mark. I clenched my teeth, and she tried to make it as painless as possible. She finished the stitches, and walked to the back again. She came back out with a needle full of some liquid.
"This is the rabies shot." She said putting some alcohol on my arm, and getting ready to give me the shot.
She slid the needle in, and gave me the shot. She pulled it back out, and stuck a band-aid on the spot.
"Ok your patched up, and finished." She said walking over to Flamer.
She checked over him, looking for any cuts. She put some kind of liquid on a cut she found, and patched it with some kind of tape. She looked over him some more, and that was the only cut she found. She pulled out another needle, and got ready to give him the shot. She stuck the needle in his hind leg, and injected the liquid in him. She pulled it out, and he didn't even flinch.
"Ok buddy your all good to go." She said petting him.
He barked and got down. I walked over to her.
"Okay I'll wait for you at the cash register, pick out any collar you want they come free of charge for each rabies shot." She said walking out of the tiny room and to the register.
I walked out, and Flamer followed right behind me. I walked down the isles, and looked around. I found a collar I wanted, and I grabbed another one for Flamer that was identical to the one I had. I got two flea collars, and got three boxes of pepperoni treats. I walked up to the register with Flamer close behind. I laid the stuff on the counter, and she rung them up.
"Ok what do you want on the tags." She asked holding an etching knife.
"Uh X on one and Flamer on the other." I said pulling out my wad of cash.
She etched X on one tag, and Flamer on the other then stuck them on the collars with a rabies shot tag with the date. She stuck the collars in a bag with the flea collars and the treats, and typed something on the register.
"Ok your total is ninety two fifty." She said.
I pulled a hundred out of my wad, and handed it to her. She handed me back my change, and a receipt.
"Thanks for shopping at Pet Co. have a nice day." She said.
"You too." I said back.
Flamer barked, and followed me out the door. I pulled out the collars, and stuck them on us. Flamer looked cool with a chain collar, and a flea collar. He looked up at me panting. I looked at the tags on my collar, and felt like a dog. I pulled out a box of treats, and handed Flamer some. He swallowed them nearly whole, and wagged his tail in the process.
"You ready to meet the family boy?" I asked him petting his head.
He barked, wagging his tail furiously.
"Careful with that tail you might cut something." I said
He stopped wagging it real fast, but still continued to wag it slowly.
"Come on boy." I said motioning him to follow me.
I took off in a sprint, back to the house, and Flamer was on my heels. We got back to the house in about five minutes. I slowed down in front of the house, and stopped in front of the door. I opened the door.
"Hey Echo, come here I wanna show you something." I said walking in the house with Flamer behind me.
"Oh my god Austin, where did you find him?" Haley asked.
Brittney looked at Flamer, and didn't even flinch.
"Ya know Brittney as long as I've known you I'm surprised you're not over her cooing over an animal." I said looking at her.
"Well I guess you don't know me that well do you." She said grouchily.
"Bitch." I whispered to myself.
"WHAT?!" She said.
"Grouch say what." I said to her.
"Asshole." She said.
"Don't hurt my feelings." I said.
Echo came down from the stairs, and Riley was right behind him.
"Whacha wanna show me?" He asked.
"Look at the new pet." I said pointing to Flamer who was quietly sitting down staring at Echo.
"What the hell kind of pet shop sells an animal like that?" Echo said staring at him.
"Well actually I didn't buy him, he saved me notice the bite mark on my shoulder, and he killed the thing that bit me." I said showing him the bite mark and the head of the creature Flamer killed.
"Well good for him." Echo said with his arms crossed.
"Can we keep him?" I asked with the most kiddish voice I could imitate.
He stood there for a few seconds, "Does he have a rabies shot?"
"We both do." I said.
"O…k…well does he have a flea collar?" He asked.
"Both of us." I said showing him the collars.
"I don't wanna know." He said.
"So can he stay?" I asked again.
"I guess." He said.
Flamer barked, and started panting.
"YES!" I shouted.
I walked to Haley and my room, and put my sword in its usual spot beside the window. I walked back into the living room, with Flamer. I sat down on the couch next to Haley. Flamer sat down in the floor, and looked at me sideways. I patted the empty spot next to me on the couch, and Flamer got on the couch and curled up beside me. He laid his whiskers down on his face right under his nostrils. I wrapped my arm around Haley, and kissed her.
"So how'd you find this little guy?" Haley asked me.
"See the bite mark on my shoulder? If it wasn't for Flamer I wouldn't be here, cuz this thing that looks just like Flamer only smaller attacked me, and Flamer tackled it, and ripped it to shreds, and gave me it's head." I said
"Where's the head?" Haley asked
"I don't know it disappeared. I couldn't put it in my pocket, so I guess I must've left it at Pet Co." I said with a confused look on my face.
"Well go get it I wanna see it." Echo said.
"Ok gah, come on Flamer." I said getting up and walking out the door.
I didn't bother sliding my shoes back on cuz they were…wasted I guess you could say. I popped my back, and knuckles, and stretched backwards all the way to the ground. I stayed like that for a minute then shifted my weight to my hands, and swung my legs over me in a handstand, and put my feet on the ground. I stood back up, and got ready to run.
"Race ya to Pet Co. Flamer." I said
He responded with a bark, and winded up to dash off.
"On ya mark, GO!" I said blasting off as fast as I could.
I was sprinting, and so close to the ground I could hug it. I started running on all fours to keep my balance. Flamer was close behind me, I could tell because his collar charms were clanging together. I tried to speed up, but I was already going as fast as I could. We was about to round the corner to go to town, and I knew I couldn't make the turn. I jumped up to get back to my feet, and not lose speed. I landed back on my feet, still keeping the same speed. We were about to turn, and I thought fast. I turned my left hand to a claw, and slammed it in the ground, and slowed down. I slowed down enough to make the turn, and yanked my hand out of the ground, and dashed off. I caught up with Flamer who made the turn perfectly, and was panting hard. We started pushing ourselves hard. I was starting to lose my breath, and Flamer was running sloppily and panting hard. I was about to fall on my face, and Flamer tripped. He hit the ground with a yelp, and started bouncing and rolling. It caught my attention, and I didn't watch were I was stepping and hit a pothole. I tripped, and starting tumbling along the ground. I finally came to a stop about a mile away from the pothole. I lied there on my back panting, watching my arms quickly mend back the skin from cuts the pavement gave me from sliding along it. Flamer walked up to me panting his heart out, and started licking my hand.
"Are you okay?" I asked
He just kept panting, and nudged my arm. I got back up, and caught my breath, and thought that we should've taken the car. "I wonder if I can fly?" I thought to myself. I started thinking of wings, and instantly two wings came out of my back. It stung a little from having to grow a couple of bones instantly, but the pain abated quickly. I tried flapping them, and they responded quickly. I ran my hand along the feathers, and they felt just like a feather.
"Whoa…lets try these bad boys out." I said.
I picked Flamer up. He didn't seem heavy at all. I started flapping my newly acquired wings, and I soon wasn't touching the ground. I started flapping like a bird, and I was gliding along the road. I held Flamer under me with my hands, and kept my feet in the air for balance. I somehow managed to get a little higher in the air, and found the Pet Co. I wanted to go to. I flew to it, and soon got to the building. I hovered above the building, and looked down.
"Only one way to get down." I said
I stopped flapping, and we started freefalling. I kept us upright, and five feet above the ground I flapped my wings once as hard as I could, and landed so softly on the ground it was like I never left it. I let go of Flamer, and looked up, and dirt and dust from the ground was floating in the air. I folded my wings up since I had to use them again. I walked into the store, and Flamer was right behind me. The same girl who gave me the rabies shot, looked up at me.
"I bet you're back for the funky lookin head you left here, huh?" She asked holding it up.
"You're a mind reader." I said to her grabbing the head from her hand.
"Thanks." I said.
"You're welcome." She said.
I walked back outside with the head, and Flamer close behind.
"Ok Flamer, hold the head, while I hold you so I can get us back to the house." I said kneeled down to his level.
Next thing I know he rubs his whiskers/antennae on me, and licks me. He steps back, and stands up on his hind legs like a human nearly, it would look convincing if his legs weren't bent like an S, but it was pretty decent. He started growling, and a set of wings sprouted out from his back. He started flapping his wings, and hovered in the air waiting for me.
"Ok I'll carry the head, and you just fly with me." I said standing up at the infected dog.
"At least now I know what you're infected with, you have the same thing I have even the Pyrokenesis. Brittney and Haley don't have Pyro, only you and I, and possibly X-istence. That means…that fog must be some kind of airborne virus for heat molecular distortion or something way over my head cuz I have no idea I just know its fricken awesome." I said making a fireball and twirling it around in my fingers.
I suddenly got an idea. I stuck the already formed fireball on my wings, and spread it along the wingspan. It was like they were doused in gasoline because they set on fire all the way to the bottom feather. I suddenly lifted in the air, and wasn't flapping my wings.
"I can explain this. Heat rises and cold sinks. Its called convection happens all the time." I said to Flamer
He whimpered, and took off.
"OH! UH UHH YOUR ON!" I yelled taking off.
I flapped my wings hard once, and took off like a rocket. I zoomed past Flamer, and accidentally ignited him. He lost his balance, and started flapping his wings to catch himself. Next thing I know his wings are on fire like mine. He flapped his wings hard once, and zoomed up to me. When he came right by me I flapped mine, and we were side by side. I kept my arms close to my body to keep the air resistance down. His arms were folded up close to his chest. I flapped again to get some speed, and the wind was making my eyes water, and somehow my brain thought by itself because it made my spikes wrap around my head, and spread into like a helmet, with a thin film over the eyes. I looked through the film, and it was like nothing was over my head, but the wind wasn't effecting my eyes anymore. I looked over to Flamer, and he still had a normal head. Must be because he doesn't really have eyes, he has antennae like whiskers for eyes. I picked up some more speed, and Flamer was still right beside me. I spotted the house, and pointed down for Flamer to see it. We both nosedived straight down. This time gravity was pulling us with the heat pushing us. We got within maybe one hundred feet above ground, and I doused the Flames to lose some speed, and was getting close to becoming part of the ground. Somehow, I didn't want it to happen, but somehow my brain must've made the wings recede back into my back because I couldn't feel them, and I didn't see them. I lost my balance, and started plummeting to the ground. I somehow curved, and slid into the ground making a rut, and getting my head stuck in the ground. I tried to pull myself out but I couldn't because my spikes had tightened up, and rooted into the ground. I was about to rip my head off my neck, but I stopped, and tried to soften my spikes. I couldn't get them to relax, so I turned my hands to claws, and started digging the ground up. I got the ground dug up, and pulled the dirt around my head off. I shook my head to get most of the dirt off, and walked to the head. Flamer was sitting on the porch, waiting patiently for me.
I walked in the house with the head, and everybody stared at me.
"What the hell happened to you?" Echo asked.
"Lets just say, I found out I can fly, but I need to work on my landings, and I found the head, and Flamer is infected with the exact same thing I have, even with the Pyro. Now if you don't mind I'm gonna go wash my pretty fur, and get this dirt off, please feel free to gaze in amazement at the prize Flamer has earned." I said laying the head in the floor, and walking into the bathroom.
I closed the door, and pulled my cargo pants and boxers off, and looked into the mirror while the water heated up.
"Damn that's a lot of dirt!" I turned around, "HOLY…I have two cuts in my back from those wings! And they're still bleeding." I felt the cuts, and rubbed them, and they seem to have shrunk a little.
I got in the shower, and washed off the dirt. The water didn't seem to hurt those cuts. I got out, and dried myself off. I forgot I had those cuts on my back, and looked in the mirror again.
"That's better." I said looking at myself
I remembered the cuts on my back, and turned around to look at them.
"Whoa…they're gone. Well at least it didn't leave a scar." I said walking out of the bathroom with the towel wrapped around me.
I walked into Haley and my room, and dressed into some black boxers, and loose brown cargo pants, and tied a bandana around my bicep and tricep. I walked back into the living room, and Echo was messing with the radio. He put it on 96.5 The Mountain, and they were playing "What'ya Want From Me" by Adam Lambert. I sat down by Haley, who was singing along with the radio.
"Hey Aus, lets see that bite on your shoulder." Echo said.
"Sure, and its X to you, only Haley can call me Austin." I said pulling the bandage off.
It was wet, but the bite mark was nearly gone.
"It was worse than that when she patched it up." I said.
I didn't bother wrapping the bandage back around it. It was like five minutes, and I noticed the bite mark was gone. I didn't make a big deal out of it, so I just pretended that it never happened. I watched as Flamer chewed on his new chew toy that he ripped off of that FSEDX dog he mutilated. "Need to give that breed of infection a name, and maybe us too. Hmm…Merinine…Mephitine…Merinine sounds cool, I'll go with that. Now we need to name our breed of infection…hmm…Mephinis…Morphinite…I'll stick with Morphinite. Since mwa and X-istence are Pyro's well screw X-istence, my special breed will be called Pyrokinetic Morphinite. Yeah." I thought to myself. I got up, and wrote that down. I walked back over to Haley, and she got up holding her cell phone.
"Hey Austin you remember Mandy?" She asked.
"Yah, why?" I said back looking at her cell phone.
"She wants you to meet someone." She said texting Mandy back.
"Yay more peeps to meets." I said sarcastically.
"Actually two people." She said.
"The more the fricken merrier." I said heading outside with Haley right behind me.
I walked to the car, and waited for her.
"I'm driving this time." She said getting in the drivers side.
I got in the passenger side, and fixed the seat so I wasn't kissing my knees. She cranked up the car, and pulled out. She stomped the gas, and I was slung back in my seat. She slowed down laughing her head off. I remained silent all the way back to the adult store Mandy managed. She pulled into the parking lot, and cut off the car. I got out of the car, and held the door open for Haley. I walked back into the store, and smelled latex again. I walked up to the counter, and rung the bell repeatedly, nonstop.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
"ALRIGHT I'M COMIN!" Mandy screamed.
"Leave that information to yourself and whoever is screwing you." I said back.
Haley busted out laughing, and Mandy walked through the curtain.
"Well, now that you're here, and that wasn't funny by the way, there are two people I want you to meet. Hey they're here." She said to the room she came from.
Two infects just like us stepped out, both female. Mandy pointed to the tallest one. Her spikes were touching her shoulders, and curling forward. She was wearing a pink tank top, and short shorts jeans.
"This is Mimi." Mandy said.
Mimi waved at me. I waved back, and she looked at the ground. I guess she's shy. Mandy pointed to the last one. She was kind of short, her spikes went past her shoulders, and hung off of them. She was wearing a purple shirt that said "Daddy's spoiled rotten girl", And Levi jeans that were folded up at the bottom of the legs to show off her ankles.
"This is Sarah." Mandy said.
"Hey." Sarah said waving.
"You sound just like my cousin…are you related to Austin Locke?" I asked her.
"Yeah, but he's dead." She said looking down at the ground.
"No he's not." I said leaning on the counter.
"How do you know if he's not dead?" She asked curiously looking at me.
"Cuz you're staring at him." I said smiling.
"You're gonna have to give me proof that you are Austin." She said
"Alright, your dads name is Randy, your baby brothers name is Zack, your grandmother's name is Dot, and your…" She interrupted me.
"Anyone can tell me that." She said.
"Alright here's one that nobody will know except for who was there. Remember on one of your birthdays at mammaw's house, and when you opened up that Barbie doll house, and I was sitting in front of you in that chair, and I yelled out 'It's a Barbie doll house' right before you even ripped it open?" I asked staring at her in victory.
"Ok it is you. What happened you just disappeared?" She asked
"Wasn't anyone besides Brittney told that I was in the hospital?" I asked puzzled.
"No I don't think so…wasn't Brittney your girlfriend?" She asked.
"She was…now Haley is." I said unaffected by the question.
"Oh, well, congrats, and…I'm gonna guess that's Haley behind you." She said pointing to Haley.
"Yep that's my gurl." I said turning around looking at her.
"I hate to break up this beautiful family reunion, but we might have some things to say too ya know." Mandy said.
"Well sorry for ruining your commands over this sex store your hind ass." I said glaring at her.
"Smart ass." She said angered.
"I know I am bi…" I was cut off by Haley saying, "Austin enough."
"But she…" I was cut off again by Haley, "I said enough."
I just stared at Haley in defeat.
"So what did you wanna say, Mandy?" I asked her.
"Oh, nothing I just wanted to interrupt." She said smiling.
"Fine, be that way. You have anything to say Mimi?" I said looking at her
She just blushed a little and shrank back.
"A little shy are we?" I said smiling at her.
She looked at the ground.
"Come on speak up, I don't bite…much." I said
She blushed, and finally said something, "Okay, hi I guess." She blushed some more.
"Tehehe, at least you said something, cuteness." I said seeming to make her blush hard.
I chuckled at her reaction.
"Ya'll have anywhere to stay?" I asked.
"No." They said in unison.
"Well you could stay with us at Echo's place, and we can take you to Ygra's tomorrow." I said.
"Ok, beats sleeping in the streets." Sarah said.
"Alright lets go." I said.
"Have fun screwing Haley." Mandy said.
"Oh, don't worry I'll make her scream all night." I said looking at Haley, who seemed to be licking her lips.
"Ooh, make me shatter the windows." Haley said hugging me.
"I make you wake up the neighborhood." I said kissing her after I finished the sentence.
"EEEEEEEEW!" Sarah screamed.
I flipped her a bird, as Haley and I French kissed.
"Don't do that crap in here, do that on your own time and in your own bed." Mandy said.
We broke the kiss, and I said, "Why not here this is an adult store after all."
"Yeah it might be, but I'm queen bitch in the hole so what I say goes." She said back.
"Whatever you say your hind ass." I said snickering.
"That's miss tight hind ass to you." She said glaring at me.
"Ooh! You just got burned, Austin." Sarah said laughing.
"You know you are the only prissy control freak here, Sarah." I said glaring at her.
"Look who just got burned now?" Haley said.
"Least I don't dress like a slut." Sarah said to Haley.
"Oh no you did not just insult my woman, beeotch, she doesn't dress like she's boss of the damn world, and miss fuckin perfect." I said angered.
She opened her mouth to say something, but she didn't say anything.
"Alright lets get the hell out of here." I said.
Mimi and Sarah followed behind Haley and me out the door.
"Damn Austin, what happened back there?" Haley asked
"I'm very overprotective when it comes to my girlfriend, and I would tear anyone's heart out if they even misplaced a hair on their head, now when it comes to you I'll dig their grave, and throw them in it making it deeper than six feet." I said still angry from Sarah's insult.
"Wow, I feel special." Haley said
"You are special, baby cakes." I said nuzzling her neck.
"Well, I'm glad you think that." She said nuzzling my chest.
"OH BLEEEH!" Sarah spat.
"One more remark, and we make you run in front of the car, and I'll drive." I said.
She shut up.
"Hey don't firebirds only have two front seats?" I asked
"Yeah."
"We have a problem."
"Somebody's gonna have to sit on the roof, and in someone's lap, unless I walk there, it don't matter to me." I said.
"Well, you could ride on the roof." Haley said.
"Okay that's fine with me." I said hopping on the roof.
I lied down on my stomach, and waited for the ride home. Haley got in the drivers seat, and Mimi got on the passengers seat, with Sarah in her lap. Haley started the car and backed up. She got on the road, and took off like a bullet. I grabbed the front of the car, and held on for dear life.
"NOW I KNOW WHAT A BUG ON THE WINDSHEILD FEELS LIKE!" I said
She sped up, and I still held on for dear life the whole way to the house. She slammed the brakes and I went flying off the roof onto the porch.
Haley stepped out of the car laughing her head off. Sarah did the same thing, and Mimi did too. I got up, and stormed into the house. The rest of the day was just…the same with two more people.
I crawled into bed with Haley, and kissed her goodnight.
"Hey what was with throwing me off the car, and doing that?" I asked her.
"Oh, get over it you big baby I was just joking with you." She said.
"I could've been killed!"
"You're still breathing aren't you?"
"You're lucky I love you to death."
"Well I love you to death too." She said kissing me afterwards.
The end of chapter 18