Why I Hate Him
Oneshot #20
By: xxpiratexx
Why I hate him
By: Lily Evans
-He's an arrogant, pompous, self-centered, JERK!
-He's always hitting on me.
-He's always asking me out.
-He's always giving me embarrassingly expensive presents on occasions such as Christmas and Valentine's Day.
…Um…I think I've run out of reasons.
Why I Love Him
By: Lily Evans
I could come up with hundreds of reasons why.
-He's bloody smexy!
-I love his hair.
-I admire his Quidditch abilities.
-He's so….JAMES!
-He loves me.
-I love him.
-He gives me embarrassingly expensive presents on occasions such as Christmas and Valentine's Day.
-He's my favorite person in the world.
-He's so fun to be with.
-And last but not least…we're getting married tomorrow.
AN:
Due to some circumstances, I have made some changes to this oneshot, WITH the permission of the author. I merely changed the italics, bolding, and deleted/added two-four words.
The original can be found on the author's profile.