I am soooooooooo sorry I havn't updated in a while!! It's all because of something called SCHOOL! Oh, by the way, I got the idea for this chappie from a manga named "Mamotte!Lollipop". I hope you're gonna enjoy this.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto.

"speaking"

"thoughts"

"Inner Self"

School Play Sign Up

"What?! A play? Based on 'Snow White'?" asked Sakura.

"Yeah. I heard you could sign up for the play," said TenTen.

"You should sign up for the part of Snow White, Sakura," said Temari.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I suck at acting, plus, I havn't had my first kiss yet!" said Sakura.

"You'll be fine, Sakura. And I doubt they'll make the 'prince' really kiss you," said Temari.

"Stop resisiting, and come with us," said TenTen, dragging Sakura along with Temari.

"Hey!! Stop!! I said I won't sign up!" said Sakura, trying to wriggle out of TenTen and Temari's grasps.

"Too late now, Sakura," said TenTen.

"Got her name on the sheet," said Temari.

"Great," said Sakura, sarcastically.

"Come on Sakura, it really can't be that bad," said TenTen.

"Yeah, yeah," said Sakura.

"Ok, it says tryouts are on Thursday and DON'T BE LATE!" said Temari.

"Uh oh," said TenTen, scanning the list.

"What?" asked Sakura.

"Looks like bitches Karin and Ino signed up too."

"Pft. Like they'll get the main part," said Temari.

"Um, maybe I should just not go to the tryouts," said Sakura.

"Hell no! Are you kidding me? You'll get Snow White's part for sure!" said Temari.

"Plus, both of us'll be with you on Thursday to see if you really go to the tryouts," said TenTen.

"Uh, ugh!" said Sakura.

"Come on, Sakura, time to get to class," said TenTen.

With Sasuke a while after the girls had left

"Hmmm... I heard that we could try out for a school play, but I really don't want to end up with Ino, or worse, Karin in the play. I wonder if Sakura has signed up?" thought Sasuke.

"Well, if it isn't my little brother, Sasuke."

"Itachi. What are you doing here?"

"If you really wanna know, I just signed up for the school play," said Itachi.

"Pft. You? In a play? This should be fun," said Sasuke.

"You really shouldn't be laughing at me Sasuke. You'll see why," said Itachi, walking away from Sasuke.

After Itachi left, Sasuke took a look at the sign up sheet.

"What the... Sakura signed up? Heh, so that was the reason. He's not gonna win this!" thought Sasuke, as he also scribbled on the sheet.

"SASUKE-KUN!!"

"Oh shit, don't tell me that's..."

"SASUKE-KUN!!"

Sasuke began to run for his pretty life.

"Sasuke-kun!! Go out with meeee!!" shreiked Ino.

"NO! Sasuke-kun!! Ignore the ugly blond, go out with ME!" yelled Karin.

"Who're you callin ugly, you red head geek!" shouted Ino.

"Go crawl in a hole, pig! Sasuke-kun is mine!" shouted Karin.

"Those two bitches just won't leave me alone!" thought Sasuke.

"If they weren't girls, I know you/I would've hit them already," said Inner Sasuke.

"Hell yeah. Wait, then that would make them gay?"

"Whatever, just keep running!"

"I know! Sigh, stupid sluts! I really hope Sakura gets the part of Snow White."

Um... Sorry if the chappie's too short, but I just wanna save the other fun parts for future chapters! R&R!