A/N: yeah, don't know where my brain's gone. Oh, look ten thirty. No wonder. My nightly freak-out is this. Enjoy.
P.S. J is for Jasdero and D is for Devito, if you can't figure it out.
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The two walked onstage and (without anything of interest or importance) were informed they were singing "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco.
Both: Oh well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
D: "What a beautiful wedding,"
Both: What a beautiful wedding
D: Says a bridesmaid to a waiter
J: Yes, but I guess it's a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
D: I'd chime in with a haven't you people heard of
Closing a goddamn door?
J: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Both: I'd chime in haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Both: Oh well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
J: I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne, pour the champagne…
D: Oh! Well in fact,
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
This calls for a toast, so
Pour the champagne, pour the champagne…
J: I'd chime in with a haven't you ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?
D: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Both: I'd chime in haven't you ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and rationality…
Again…
D: I'd chime in with a haven't you ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?
J: no, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Both: I'd chime in haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Poise and rationality…
Again…
Dead. Silence. Then a few tentative claps. Not that either cared; they didn't give a crap what anybody else thought about their singing.
"Um, yay? Next we have Allen… okay, where is he hiding?"
They went first to Komui's desk. Surprise surprise, he was there. Apparently, his creativity slapped him and left. The. End.
"Nice job, moyashi. Come up with your own ideas once in a while, hm?" Kanda said his most hateful Kanda-y way.
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I think it turned out okay. Don't shoot me! I'll probably use the idea that was thrown at me, but I have never heard the song, so I'll have to look it up. 'M very sorry.
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