A/N: This was too funny in a weird way to pass up!
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Tyki got up, still to whistles and "Go Tyki-Pon"s followed by more laughter. He wanted this to be over with quick (thankfully, it was about as fast as it could be without skipping the song). He got the song "Rockstar" by Nickelback.
I'm through with standing in line
'Coz I'm never getting in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house on an episode of "Cribs"
And a bedroom I can play baseball in
A king-size tub big enough for ten, plus me
(so what you need?)
I need a, a credit card that's got no limit
And big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile-high club at thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus
Full of old guitars
My own star on
Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Sher and James Dean is fine with me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'll even cut my hair and change my name
'Coz we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'coz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
The VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis
Without the tassels
Hire eight bodyguards
Who love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have a quesadilla, ha ha)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key
To the playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold
Who loves to blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'Coz we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We all stay skinny 'coz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
With the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
And we hang out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who
They'll get you any deal with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed-dial
And hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the sexes
Bottle my pills in Pez dispencer
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip-sing 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
'Coz we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We all stay skinny 'coz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
With the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach-blonde hair
And we hang out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who
They'll get you any deal with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed-dial
And hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Clapping commenced loudly. As did the laughter when Komui congratulated him a good job.
"Next, we have my little Lenalee!"
The flouncing bar was set high.
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Yeah, it's almost midnight. No wonder. But I like it!