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Her glare was threatening causing innocent bystanders to leap as she passed. Walking closely behind her, Mamoru reached for his girlfriend only to have Motoki restrain him "Don't touch her man, she looks like she's ready to rip us in half"
"Please Motoki, my Usako wouldn't hurt a fly" he assured his friend
But Motoki wasn't so easily manipulated "She's freaking Sailor Moon Mamoru, she can and will murder us!" he whispered hiding from behind his taller companion "I wanna go back to prison" the blond arcade owner whimpered
"You'll see Motoki; she's just a little upset, nothing more…."
"You really are delusional"
With a roll of his eyes he pulled away from his friend "Usako! Usako wait" Mamoru yelled stopping abruptly as the reincarnated moon princess turned on her heals, fist now at her sides, her face red and eyes burning…maybe Motoki was right…with a gulp he stuttered "I-I'm sorry?" the raven haired prince took a step back arms raised in front of him, fear rolling off of him like waves in an ocean.
"You're sorry?'" she yelled "I'm in the middle of a meeting with Chibiusa's teacher, when out of no where my cell phone goes off and it's you, needing to be bailed out of jail! And you're SORRY?"
"If it helps any I wasn't doing anything wrong" he shrugged
"NOTHING WRONG?" Motoki bellowed "You made me follow you so that we can fallow a little kid after I told you REPEATEDLY that this was illegal!"
"And?" the prince whispered his eyes looking to the ground; to afraid to make eye contact with his furious princess
"AND?" the blonde arcade owner stood staring in shock at his normally smart companion "I don't even know you anymore"
Usagi nodded her hands on her hips "You can't just go around following people, especially little kids! It's against the law!" taking a breath she turned "and You! How could you go along with something so so stupid? I don't even want to hear he made you do it, you're a big boy Toki you could have said no!"
"I didn't want to go along to begin with!" Motoki yelled back "I wanted to stay home and sleep I never wanted to follow Chibiusa or stalk you every freaking day! I never wanted to hide in a tree-"
"You followed me?" Usagi yelled turning her anger back on a glaring prince "This is all because of Chibiusa, isn't it? " Mamoru didn't answer "It is, isn't it?" Motoki nodded as she let out a small scream while stomping her foot "Honestly Mamoru why does this bother you so much?"
"Because I have to know!" he yelled causing Usagi to take a step back "I have to know who her father is" he took a breath before continuing "Since she popped in our lives it's been nothing but Chibi-chan this and Chibi-chan that, Oh no I don't like that bread only my daddy eats that bread, oh no I want peanut butter and jelly only I didn't have peanut butter and jelly but NO her highness needed to have PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! But Oh once she had her precious sandwich that she CRIED about she couldn't eat it, no so she cried some more with the stick figures that live all over my walls next to my white couch, which isn't white anymore so now I'm stuck with a tie dyed couch and a messed up coffee table!" His breathing was heavy as he stared at his princess and best friend
"Okay…I didn't follow any of that" Usagi mumbled eyes wide
"See I told you he lost his mind!" Motoki declared "Do you see why I couldn't just walk away! I feared for my life"
"Why didn't you just ask Chibiusa herself?" Usagi asked her arms over her chest
"That's what Rei-chan said, but no" Motoki hissed waving his hands in the air "he had to read between the lines"
Usagi just laughed shaking her head, this was getting way out of hand…something needed to be done "alright fine, if you want to know so badly than let's go and find out" Mamoru looked up at her "I've been saying for weeks now that Chibiusa is yours, that there isn't another for me that the only way I could possibly have another man's baby is if he were to-"
"Don't say it!" Mamoru growled "don't you dare think it! I rather you cheat on me than have that done to you"
Usagi nodded "but don't you see, I would never cheat on you, regardless of what Minako said." Mamoru said nothing "however, since you want proof then I'll get you proof"
"Where are we going?" Mamoru asked as Motoki they followed the blond
"To get your answers"
-Temple—
Minako sat, a bowl of pop corn sitting in her lap "Minako-chan where did you get the popcorn from?" Rei asked taking a seat next to her "mmmh extra butter my favorite"
"I brought it" Minako answered popping a corn into her mouth
Makoto looked at Rei "your grandfather bought a microwave?" Rei shook her head turning to Minako as did Makoto "then how did you pop this Minako-chan?"
"The fire" Minako answered easily enjoying her buttery treat ignoring the shocked look on Rei's face "when is this show going to start?"
"You used the sacred fire to pop your pop corn?"
"What?" she asked innocently "it was just sitting there"
Pain, it was sharp and…and painful…that's when it happened Rei grabbed her chest falling over
"Rei!" Makoto yelled holding her raven haired friend "Hang in there Rei-chan!"
Minako just continued to eat the hot buttery pop corn "you're such a drama queen Rei-chan, it's just fire"
-The time has come-
Chibiusa sat happily looking around the room her eyes wide as Usagi knelt down in front of her "Chibiusa-chan"
"Mama!" the girl cheered causing Mamoru to growl
Usagi smiled rubbing the girls hand "Mama has a question for you" the little girl nodded "well…honey we need you tell us who your daddy is"
The girl looked to Motoki causing Mamoru to stare daggers at his friend
"This is so exciting" Minako squealed as she stuffed her mouth
They watched as her ruby red eyes went from the scared arcade owner to Mamoru to…
It was then that the door to the temple opened revealing a smiling Haruka, Michiru and Hotaru "Oyi!" the wind Senshi greeted "We were in town thought we'd drop by"
"HARUKA-PAPA!" Chibiusa cried with glee jumping from her mother and running to the Senshi of wind, a confused look on the outers face
The room went quite no one moved, only the sound of Minako chocking on her popcorn could be heard
"Haruka-papa?" Rei repeated her eyes wide as the group turned their head to the shocked princess
"No why!" Minako yelled
Makoto blinked "Wow this does make sense you know…remember that summer we spend camping out in Kyoto?"
Ami gasped "oh my"
"It was just one kiss!" Usagi yelled "besides she's a GIRL!"
"With male tendencies" Minako chuckled
"Shut up Minako! You're not helping" Usagi turned to her boyfriend "Mamo-chan don't listen to her, I swear it was only a kiss, during a stupid game of truth or dare!"
He did not answer… "I think he snapped" Makoto commented poking the prince in the arm, their eyes following his body as he fell to the ground motionless…
"Well at least he knows the truth" Motoki smiled "life can now move on! It's time to celebrate" he said excitedly knowing that his days of following the psychotic prince of earth were over.
Minako turned to her fellow blond bowing at her feet "oh great master"
"This is all your fault Minako-chan!" the blond screamed
"Who would have thought Usagi-chan and Haruka-san…" Makoto commented shaking her head
"I'm confused" Rei mumbled "isn't Haruka a girl?"
"I think Mamoru-san has entered a catatonic state…" the mercurian Senshi commented as she stared at the fallen prince
"Can someone please explain to us what's going on?" Michiru asked staring at the scene before her with complete confusion
It was then that everything stopped. No one moved, everyone was still only the sound of laughter could be heard as a group of woman in colorful uniforms fell to the ground a loud harmonious roar of laughter bouncing off the four walls of the medium sized entertainment room.
"Look at his face" Uranus said pointing at the large screen that housed the images of their past selves
"This was the best idea ever" Venus laughed
Rei smiled "Serves him right"
Neo-Queen Serenity grinned ear to ear her eyes staring at the large television with pure joy "You know what they say…Karma is a-"
"What is going on in here?" everyone's eyes turned to their King "What has gotten you all so excited? I can hear your laughter throughout the palace"
At the sound of his voice the Senshi as well as the Queen sat up, only to quickly fall to the ground laughing harder than they did before. The sight of their King standing next to the stilled image of his catatonic past self was too much for the woman to handle.
"I don't understand" Endymion mumbled turning around to see what it was that caused them to once again collapse into a fit of laugher. "What is this?" He expected to see a comedy, like The Hang Over or The 40 Year Old Virgin, yes, those movies warranted such laughter…but what he saw had his heart stop.
His mind began to race….This had never happened in his past…he had no recollection of ever being insane and catatonic! Looking to the screen once more the king glared at the woman around him "What is my daughter doing there?" he yelled pointing at the three year old child in the arms of a confused looking Haruka. Chibiusa was five when she went to the past for the first time not three…what were they…realization hit him as he stared at the Senshi of time "Your playing with the timeline?"
The Senshi stood each one looking to the other trying to stiffen their laugher "Majesty, this isn't want you think it is" Pluto tried only to have the king cut her off
"It looks like the eight of you have been messing with the timeline!" his eyes went to his wife "and you permitted this?"
Serenity stood shaking her head giggling as she stared at her husband "oh relax Endy, we aren't dim witted dear" she chocked back a laugh as she whipped her tears from her eyes "we weren't messing with our timeline, just an alternate"
"Alternate?" he questioned eyeing the woman suspiciously
"The Queen is correct your majesty, this timeline will have no ill effect on our own" Pluto answered a small smile on her usually stern features.
"Then tell me what was so funny, why am I lying on the ground…" this brought on another bout of laughter "and what does our three year old daughter have to do with all this?"
Serenity shook her head walking over to her husband a smile on her face "nothing sweet heart, just a little…" she thought for a moment before they exited the room "experiment is all"
"But it looks as though I had lost my mind…"
Serenity shook her head the door slowly closing behind them "nothing to worry yourself about love" it was then that the two heard the loud joyous cry of their three year old daughter Chibiusa "MAMA, PAPA I BACK!"
And as the sun set on the stunning crystal palace the Queen took pleasure in knowing that her ever so dignified, composed and faultless husband…was not as perfect as she thought….yes indeed the saying is true…Pay back is a bitch.
The end…I hope you guys like the ending….if you want another round of funny little one shots/stories let me know
-Back in the room—
"Man that was awesome!" Venus whispered a large smile on her face
"Yea to bad we didn't record it" Jupiter add
Mercury walked over smiling "who said we didn't?" she held out eight DVD's
"You my dear Mercury are indeed a genius" Mars grabbed her DVD smiling evilly "ah sweet black mail"
*Fin*
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