A/N: I can't believe it… the Gourds…
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No-one moved/reacted whatsoever. Nobody really liked/cared/knew Cross Marian. He was simply given the song "Cracklins" by The Gourds
31 days my fingers feelin' like rain
This jail was built on cracklins and cocaine
Policemen knocked me down and then charged me
With smokin' and inciting vagrancy
Yes they did, yes they did
Chicken sneezed Eatin' my cracklins
Buttercup bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom kaboom Miss all the curses
Hospital, Kiss all the nurses
I gotta find
Some weed and some wine
I just gotta find
Some trouble sometimes
Yeah, how you do it
Them Navasota troopers ran me down
Escorted me right out of town
For cherry pickin' squirrels and feeding dogs
And dreaming of Jamaica in the fog
Yes I did, yes I did
Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins
Buttercup blooming in the badlands
Kaboom kaboom miss all the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find
Some weed and some wine
I just gotta find
Some trouble sometimes
Yeah, how you do it
Them Mississippi state police chased me
Pascagoula all the way to Metairie
I robbed a federal bank with a rack of ribs
A jar of sauce, some white bread and bib
Yes I did, yes I did
Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins
Buttercup bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom kaboom miss all the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find
Some weed and some wine
I just gotta find
Some trouble sometimes
Yeah, how you do it
I was eating cracklins as the feds were closing in
Watched my car go as the water came rolling in
But, brother, pigs do fly, and so can a man
When he'd full of fried pork skins
Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins
Buttercup bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom kaboom miss all the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find
Some weed and some wine
I just gotta find
Some trouble sometimes
The look on Allen's face was priceless. He had a look that was a cross between traumatized and seriously ticked off. Many people worried he may very well pick a fight with his master.
Then again… that may be a hilarious battle.
"No comment on Cross' performance. Up next are Jasdero and Devito!"
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A/N: Ah, the epic of the Gourds. Yay. The next song is well known, and it's really fun..? Never mind. (author bangs head against wall) I'm better. Yay. Please review~!