A/N: I love this song too much. I need to get a new favorite song for road trips!
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The twins could still care less about this whole thing. It was just a competition Road had conned them into. So, they didn't really care what anybody thought about them, because they would eat them if they said anything really offensive. Yes, eat them.
Anyway. Back to the competition. They got the song "It's Still Rock N Roll To Me" by Billy Joel.
D: What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
J: Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?!
D: Maybe I should buy some old tab collars…
J: Welcome back to the age of jive!
Both: Where've you been hiding out lately, honey?
You can't dress that trashy till you spend a lot of money.
D: Everybody's talking about the new sound, funny
But it's still rock n roll to me.
J: What's the matter with the car I'm driving?
D: Can't you tell that it's outta style?
J: Should I get a set of white wall tires?
D: Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
Both: Nowadays you can't be too sentimental,
You best a true baby blue new continental
J: Hot punk, cool funk, even if it's old junk
It's still rock n roll to me.
Both: Oh it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
Coz it's always been the same old scene.
There's a new band in town,
But you can't get the sound from the story in a magazine
D: How about a pair of pink side-winders
And bright orange pair of pants?
J: You could really Beau Brummel baby,
If you just gave it half a chance
Both: Don't waste your money on a new pair of speakers,
You get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers
D: Next phase, new wave, dance craze
Anyways, it's still rock n roll to me
J: What's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing?
D: Can't you tell that they're out of touch?
J: Should I try to be a straight A student?
D: If you are then you think too much.
Both: Don't you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need is looks and a whole lot of money
J: It's the next phase, new wave, dance craze
Anyways it's still rock n roll to me
Both: Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound
Funny, coz it's still rock n roll to me.
This time, people actually clapped. Yes, they actually clapped. And made snide comments about schizophrenics, but whatever…
"I love oldies!" Komui practically sang. "Okay, up next is Allen!"
He silently begged for this to be over.
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A/N: Eh, I'll try to be more serious! I promise!!! DX Please, please, please, please, please review! I still take requests! I know most songs! If I don't I'll look it up! Promise! Please review to get me out of this rut!