||| [T] h e [C] a f e |||^Itachi Uchiha^|||-Chapter eight-
Chapter eight: Nefarious
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more then that."
~Oscar Wilde
"Oooo Going soft are we?" Kisame guffaw as Itachi walked under his arm. He said nothing, "Aw c'mon don't be like that, it was a joke. So what have we learned."
"She knows nothing but she told me a man named Jinta knows about us. He runs a shop close to the stone bridge on the west side of Iwagakure."
"Ho?" Itachi walked over to the closet. They had snuck in all of their weapons thanks to Itachi's sharingan. He pulled out a Katana.
"You wait here and pack up, I'm going to kill the Tsuchikage tonight."
"Tonight? Well it is better to get it over with, but what about your waitress friend? Don't you think-."
"I don't care about her. We will leave when I get back. We can't have any more suspicion then we already do."
"It seems that you're getting all the fun. I just have to wait here."
"You can kill Mr. Junta if you want. It's not going to make a difference." Itachi put on an Ambu uniform along with a kitten mask. "Make it seem like a smuggler did it or something." and with that Itachi leapt out of the window and began to run towards the Tsuchikage's building.
"Guess I won't need you Samehada." He pet his sword gently before he laid it down on his bed and grabbed a small kunai. He walked down the hall and out the door into the back alley.
"A smuggler eh?" Kisame sighed as he walked the streets of Iwa.
~*~*~
Itachi made it the third floor of the Kage's building. There were a few guards he had to take out, but it was pretty much simple. Itachi kicked open the office doors. This seemed to easy actually, but
Kisame had told him earlier that day that most of the ambu squad members would be out on missions there he saw an empty room. Itachi walked in, examining it from head to toe, waiting for a surprise attack but nothing had happened. Itachi approached the kage's desk to see a small letter.
"Out for tea
I'll be back at
11:00 p.m.
Sorry I missed you,"
~Daichi Hideku
Itachi sat down on the desk, I guess I better wait.
10 minutes later.
The door to the office opened. A skinny man with coal bead like eyes and short black hair walked in. He was giggling hysterical. Three girls fallowed behind him.
"Ohhhh look I have a guest, you dolls stand outside I'll be there in a minute."
"Are you Daichi?"
Wasn't he supposed to be old and crippled?
"Yeah and are you the Ambu man? Yes you are. You're so cute." Looks as if he had more then tea.
"Why are you looking at me funny lil' fellow?" and then Daichi collapsed.
"Hahahaha, I'm alll`righttt." He's drunk. A happy drunk. Itachi took out a bottle, and passed it to the fallen man.
"Drink it." Itachi commanded. He expected an epic battle but you can't really be sure of the future. He kept a small bottle of poison for quick deaths, if he was too tiered to fight.
"What is it?"
"Water."
"I don wan it." He slurred.
"It will help with the hangover in the morning." Daichi snatched the vile from Itachi and began to drink it. For a minute Daichi froze, and then fell down again. Itachi took the vile from his lifeless hand and put it in his pocket as he jumped out the window.
The girls from outside opened the door.
"Awww Tsuchi fell asleep," One giggled.
"The man must have got bored and left."
"Stupid Daichi." One of the girls kicked him in the side trying to wake him up.
He didn't respond.
"Noooooo He's deaddddd!" All three girls squealed.
~*~*~*~
Kisame had finished with Junta long time ago, he sat on the bed and wiggled his toes. Itachi crawled in threw the window.
"Oh hey, how was it."
"Don't ask, let's go." Itachi said as he walked out into the hallway.
"I'm checking us out." and with that he was gone. He left Kisame to carrying the baggage.
"Aww you have to carry some too!" Kisame cried as he looked at all the bags.
In the end Itachi convinced him that the who ever carried the most was the strongest. Kisame carried everything with a grin.
They found themselves back at the base.
"We're back." Kisame announced as he kicked open the front door. Kisame dropped down all the luggage and Itachi walked over to the kitchen. Kisame looked around and stretched his arms as he sprawled himself against the couch and flicked on the TV.
Itachi found Pein tied up in a corner. The kanji for 'Idiot' was drawn on his forehead with black ink. Itachi cut off the rope around his arms and legs.
"Hi Itachi how was Iwa?" Pein said as calmly as he could.
"Who did this?"
"Who do you think?" Pein smiled at him.
"Deidara and Hidan."
"Correct." Pein stood up and dusted his cloths, "Did the assassination of Tsuchikage go well?"
"Yes, He was drunk."
"Ah, alright. That's always easy. Well I have no more missions for you two. Just sit back and relax for a while."
Itachi nodded as he walked out from the kitchen and went to go sit beside his partner on the couch.
"Are you sure about the waitress girl?"
Itachi didn't answer.
"When love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve..."
A/N;
I can totally imagine Pein tied up like that
Bwa hahaha
He deserved it.
Now, what will happen next?
Itachi is Gone and Mariko doesn't know why?
:D