resultio!
Saturday,September 24th (Still)
10.30pm
I am having soooo much fun.
When Masimo is up singing on stage,I go dance with my mates, but I keep an eye on him the whole time, making sure he doesn't see me dancing everytime he does look over my way I switch to normal(ish) dancing,wafting around and looking attractive and full of maturosity.
Everyone is dancing like mad,even ADM.
When Masimo was singing "Ain't That A Shame" by Cheaptrick, he got to the point where the main singer guy points into the crowd and says "Ah,you know you are." and he did that, and pointed at ADM and she actually fainted,crushing two titches.
Me and the Ace Gang laughed for ages.
2 Minutes Later
'Fallen Angel' by Poison is on,but I don't feel much like dancing.I'm too hot.
I went and sat of to the side to watch everyone else dance about stupidly.
Roie danced up to me,Sven attached to her neck.
"I've got a message from the Hornmeister."
"What does he want?"
"He says -he says"
"What? It can't be that bad"
"He says to tell you your bottom looks very nice in that skirt."
I looked over at the dance floor to Dave,who was dancing with saw me looking and waggled his eyebrows.
I said to RosieSven "Tell Dave 'You shouldn't be complimenting other girl's bottoms while dancing with your GIRLFRIEND",literally yelling 'GIRLFRIEND' in his direction.I don't think he heard what I yelled,but he got the gist that I was a)yelling and 2 upset about somehing, and looked over at me,puzzled.
Rosie "Ay ay,captain." and shuffled off,Sven still attached to her neck.
1 Minute Later
What-what's going on?
As 'Fallen Angel' ended,Robbie went up on the stage and said something in Masimo's ear lug.
Masimo glanced over at me ad smiled and blew a kiss.
Uh-oh,what's going on?
20 Seconds Later
Ohmygiddgodsginormousknickers,they're doing a duet-type thing for 'Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With."
They look so grroovy gravy up there,singing 've bost got their eyes shut.
Ummmmm...
45 Seconds Later
Was standing there doing dreamy-dreamy about Masimo AND Robbie.
I didn't hear the return of the the Viking Couple.
Rosie poked me in the side. "I've got Dave's reply."
I looked at her "What ?"
"Dave's reply ,to what you said earlier."
"Oh,right,well,what was it?"
"Dave's reply was "Your girlfriend is up on stage so what does it matter?"
"Tell him he's not my girlfriend! And just because he wears makeup doesn't mean he's a handbag lover!"
"OK,but I don't see why you just don't tell him yourself."
":I'm trying to exude maturosity and sohpisticosity, both of which he's lacking, aLOT."
Rosie said "Alrighty then.I'll tell him" and went off again.
2 Seconds Later
It's not as if he wears makeup all the time.
3 Seconds Later
Oh,dear God what have I done?
I lept up to stop Rosie, but she was already across the room,telling Dave.
It was 'noddy nod,listen,nod." then he looked up slowly at Masimo, then at me,and grinned.
1 Minute Later,Loos
Sitting on a toilet with my feet up so no one can tell I'm in here.
I don't think I could face Dave right now.
I'm on the brink of a nervous breakdown as it is.
Rosie came into the loos,this time sans Sven.
"What happened?I told him what you told me to tell him but then I turned round and you were should go dance-Robbie and Masimo are singing together,they're singing Harder to a MADHOUSE. got stampeded."
I put my face in my hands "I can't believe you told him that Masimo wears makeup."
"You told me to."
"Yes, but I didn't mean know how Dave is."
Dave said "No,how am I?"
I opened the stall .Dave was looking around,smiling.
'So this is what the girls loos look like?"
I gave him a dirty look "Where's your GIRLFRIEND?"
He put his face eally,really close to mine "Dancing,where's yours?"
Ooooooh,he makes me SOOOO mad!
I must exude sophesticosity and maturosity at all times though to win Masimo back, and I must do it even when he can't see me.I'm not sure if the foreign types have got a bit of Mystic Meg about them or not and I don't want to take that chance.
I said to Rosie "This is 's go groove" and went out,leaving Dave jut standing there.
2 Seconds Later
Haha,and thrice ha !
30 Seconds Later
The place is at tip-top madness.
Masimo-and-Robbie are still on,singing Ramones songs.
Right now the'yre singing "I Wanna Be Sedated.'
It's complete and utter madness.
I can't believe Dave would be so callous and useless,and ...well,himself.
Oh,buggeration,I don't even feel like dancing now.
Dave has ruined it for me.
I went to the little balcony area next to the stage that goes outdoors to a little 's very naaiice and quiet out can barely hear anything that's going on inside,which is good.
20 Seconds Later
Why does Dave have to be an un-laugh?
Well,actually,why does he try to be a laugh when I specifically told him NOT to?
10 Seconds Later
I guess I did bring it a bit on myself,though,telling Rosie to tell Dave about wearing makeup and so on.
But stilll...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum !
20 Seconds Later
I heard the door open and close but didn't turn round.
"I'm not talking to you."
"Molto regrrttio, have I do something wrong?"
I had a mini spaz.
I turned and smiled at him "Hi."
He smiled and said "Hi" back and gave me a little kiss.I felt shy all of a sudden.
"Are you having funs?"
:"Oh yes,er,loads."
"I singing and look up, and I not see you, I think 'Is Georgia okays?" and I ask,and Dave said you were out to get air. And here you are."
Remind myself to thank Dave later...after he apologizes to me for being a git.
'I have good news,the talent manager-he like,he like my music, he wants me to come go to London next week."
I smiled up at him "Oh,that's wonderful" and he leaned down and kissed me on the mouth.
We whizzed through the snogging scale, doing a lot of #4 and a bit of #5 when Masimo stopped to check his watch.
He said something in Italiano,I have a feeling it wasn't "Look at the time!" and then said,in English this time (obviously) "I have time to go.I be back, and we finish." he gave me a little kiss and then was gone again.
Crikey.
So this is that it's like,being the girlfriend of a Pop Superstar.
2 Minutes Later
When I went back in the Stiffs were playing a new one: "Tell Me About Yourself Sometime."Robbie and Masio are doing lead ,they both looked one of them is my ex and one of them is mine mine miney mine mine.I am indeed the SEX KITTY of all England!
I went over to JasAndTom
"Ciao."
"Are you mad at Dave?He just-"
I cut her off "No,on't be stupid.I was my ,in case you haven't noticed, is an Itallian Stallion SEX GOD."
"OK,well I was just making sure because he came looking for you and he looked worried."
"Yes,well,I have bigger fish to Italian Sex God for one.C'mon,I've got mad snogging energy I need to get out."
Jas said "I'm not going to snog you,Gee.' and Tom laughed.
12 Minutes Later
Back on the dance floor,shaking my groove thang.
Masimo and the band are having a talk with the talent manager guy so Sven is djing.
It's not actually as bad as it sounds.
He plays alot of good music,actually.I have a feeling the club threatened to ban him if he didn't play the songs they approved,like IdlePANTSor The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of PANTS."
He's playing Good Charlotte now,'Boys and Girls".
20 Seconds Later
With Masimo gone into a meeting maybe now I can release my inner frustration via mad dancing.
8 Minutes Later
Was doing mad dancing to "Paralyzer (No Cut Out)" by Finger Eleven when I felt a pair of hands on my waist.
I thought it was Dave,and turned to tell him off, but it was Masimo !
I nearly fainted. And I'm sure I had redness of the whole head.
I didn't even have time to whip my pouch out (oo-er).
He didn't seem to fact, he said over the noise 'You look I could eat you." Oo-er.
15 Minutes Later
Sitting down,having a is backstage getting ready for the next set, and a slow song, 'Bittersweet Symphony',is on so I'm sitting it out all on my lonely.
Dave and Emma are slow smoochy smooch for a bit and then every now and again he does fast twisting to the floor and sort of Cossack used to do that with is really laughing but she's not joining in.I would have joined in the old days
I think I might go to the tarts' wardrobe untill the song's over.
5 Minutes Later
When I came back in Masimo was singing "I Want You To Want Me" a la Cheaptrick.
It sounded beyond amazing with his groovy-gravy Sex Goddy accent.
I made me way up front and danced where when he'd open his eyes he'd see me.
30 Seconds Later
Yessss,results !
Or,should I say,resultio !
He opened his eyes and aw me dancing by myself, full of glacierosity and sophisticosity and je ne se quios nosity and he winked at me.
Jellod knickers all around.
3 Minutes Later
Robbie must be coming on next.
I know this because Wet Lindsay 'Accidentally" elbowed me in the ribs,then said "Move it,my boyfriend is on next."
I said "You mean after my boyfriend is know him ,the sexy Italian one with the Italiano accent?" and she gave me two fingers.
I aid to Jools "Whata lovely bloke WOULDN'T want her?" and Declan said "Me and about everyone else in the UK." and we laughed.
30 Seconds Later
Genius ! The song Robbie's singing is called 'I Don't Want To Be In Love."!
I said to Jasand Tom, attached at the hip as always, "He must have wrote this song especially for Lindsay' and Tom said "This is by Good Charlotte."
I looked at him "Who?"
Turns out the song was written by someone else, but it still is vai vair funny that he's singing it, and Wet Lindsay is there,dancing in front of him like a foreheadless noodle in a midi.
Which she is.
Tee-hee.
2 Minutes Later
Masimo is THE tip-top singer !
He sang the first few words of "Hey Ho Let's Go' by the Ramones and the crowd went screamed so long I was afraid they'd make him deaf (deafio) but he didn't seem to must be used to it,being an international POPSUPERSTAR and all.
The only fly in the PANTS is is Wet Lindsay.I tried to get up front to entrance Masimo with my sophisticosity dancing but everytime I tried to get past her,she elbowed me with her pointy stick elbows.
"Do you mind?"
She smirked "No, not is the big girl's club,you don't even deserve to be is leaving,you London, and I'm going with them.I've only got a few months left before I go away to have what,two,three more years?If that?" and ADM and laughed like a drain.
I don't know why,maybe it was all the frstrated snogging energy,or maybe I was just really,realy sick of her being a slimy weedy git, but it sort of made me snap.
I said "Let's go" to the Ace Gang, and turned to leave when Lindsay said "That's right, leave little one likes you anyhow."
I don't why,or how,it must have been because I had to go to the Piddly Diddly department badly,or maybe I was all nervy from all the dancing and number-5-type snogging, but then I swung back and socked Lindssay in the mouth and did a runner.
20 Seconds Later
Ran all the way to the loos.
I had to pass Dave and as I did I couldn't help but notice he was staring at me,agog as two things.
Emma was chattering away but he was just sittng there,staring.
He must have seen what I did.
I shrugged and smiled and he grinned and mouthed "You the Kitty."
Which made me feel very nice and comfty inside.
Thank GOD Masimo and the band had gone back upstairs by would have not been impressed at would have been the opposite of impressed...he would have been unpressed.
2 Seconds Later
What does she mean,when Masimo goes off to London?
I mean,I know what she meant by it,but how did SHE know?
Someone else in the band must have told her.
5 Minutes Later
I was running my wrists under the tap to cool off when,in the mirror,I saw four little eyes looking at me from under a loo door.
"What in the name of arse?"
It was the Little Titches.
From their hidey-hole they sid "Hello,miss."
"Stop calling me are you doing here?"
"Wesnuck in he back of the 're not allowed to do anything at 's like parents just watch what they want on television and we have to eat what they have and so on.
Gingertitch said "Do you think we could sneak into the club behind you and just go and say hello to Dave the Lauh?"
4 Minutes Later
Came out of the Titches are sneaking behind me, you think hunching houlds and looking furtively arund like madhamsters is was still at the bar,jostling with his sign of was probably off somewhere practicing her Litle Titches were practically vibrating with excitement.I tapped Dave on the shoulder .
"Dave,can I just have a word?"
He turned und nd wasn't even smiling.I said "Well,erm,I've got the titches with me."
They bobbed out from behind me and Dave smiled at them.
"Hello Sex Kitties."
They said "Hello,Dave the Laugh" together.
"They wanted o tell you something."
Dave raised his eyebrows and then looked at me and went "Gnot nis nit?"
I said 'I beg your pardon?"
He looked at me again and went "GNOT nis nit?"
It was like really crap ventriloquism,you know,when someone tries to say 'bottle of beer' as a ventiloquist,without moving their lips,and it comes out 'Gottle og geer'.
I said "Dave,why are you keeping your mouth shut?""
'Necoz nime nog sunosed nu sneek nu uuu."
The Titche said "He says he is not supposed to speak to you."
I said "I never said don't speak to me."
"Nu nid."
"Dave, if you keep this up,we'll be here all night."
"Nay norry."
Ginger said "He says you have to say sorry."
Oh,sacre bleu.Oh,alright then.
I said "I'm sorry."
Dave shook his head "Nay norry narti"
Little Titch said "He wants you to say 'sorry Vati'."
I said "Oh,.I'm sorry-Vati."
Dave said "Oh,hello Georgia,I didn't see you hiding behind the Titches."
He is soooo anyway,at least he was talking to me again.I smiled at him and he smiled 's got a lovely smile.
Shut up,brain.
"The Titches wanted to see you and tell you something."
And they all said,togeher "We LUUUUUUUUUUURVE you Dave !"
Dave aid "I love you too." ad hey all went sensationally he was saying it,though, his eyes met mine and for a second my stomach went all swishy and waves crashing.I had to sit down,or else I'd fall over.I was getting all stupid and jelloid.
Ginger said ",you ae the , duddly." and off they scampered.
It was just me and Dave.
"Fanks,er,thanks for that,Dave."
He took a sip of his drink."It's no aren't we supposed to not be talking to each other?"
"That's not wht I said."
"It is."
"Well,I know but I only meat untill Masimo cooled down and got off his numpty seat."
"And has he?Or will he be attacking me with his hair gel when I go to the wazzarium?"
I did'nt want to talk abou the Love God to was making me feel funny.
I said "Did you hear -Miss Wilson has gotten Lindsay to play the part of Romeo?"
That got his attention "Now you're Melanie's nunga-nunga juggling,and now girls Billy would have said 'My tights runneth over'.
I started laughing and Dave looked at me,quite I get near him,I feel at least my lips do...they were puckering up without my permision...noo...he looked down and away and said "it's not going to be topless production is it?"
Just at that point Emma came back.
I stood up and said 'Well, must be off to shake my groove thing.I'm away laughing n a fast camel." and walked away.
I didn't mean to say the camel bit, it just slipped has that effect on me (oo-er).
11p
Yeah ! Masimo is back on !
He walked on in his groovy gravy way and said "Ciao" into the mike and everyone shouted "ciao' back.
"This is song of the country, you will like it lot." and he started singing "We're Not Down" by the Clash.
Oooooooooooh my God I thought I was going to sounds soooo gorgey porgey when he goes "But I'm not dooooown,but I'm not doooown".
I nearly fell over with jelloid legs twice.
2 Minutes Later
And it just gets worserer,jello-oidwise.
A slow sort of song came on, I think it was called Hot In The City by Billy Idull.
At any rate,it's a sort of sexy song aleady and even more so when Masimo sings it.
I danced right on front of him doig slow twisting to the ground and back up again.
I must have been doing a good job of it because about 4 or 5 boys I reconized from St. Pat's came and started dancng next to were all moany and lumpy, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Masimo looked a bit miffed I was dancing with others, but oh,well,I am not the Leper of Rheims.
I put my hands over my head and slowly went down,closing my eyes.
I was going to open them when I went back up but I felt a hand on my bum and hot breath on my neck, and then Dave said "You still want to Rummachen unterhalb der Taille?" which made me fall about laughing.
I turned my head to smile at faces were not even a centimeter apart.
I could feel his breath on my was sort of giving me the horn.
Time sort of slowed down and it felt like the room melted away ...oohhgoooooooood.
He looked mesmerized by me."Do .er..I mean.."
And I said "I er...do you...well..."
It was like back on at the camping fiasco when I accdientally snogged him and then we couldn't talk for just said "Ooo' and "Errrm" for the longest time.
It was like that,and we haven't even snogged yet.
2 Seconds Later
No, no nononono
I didn't mean yet.
I meant so say,er...
Well at any rate,I didn't mean to say yet.
What I meant was it was like the time after we had accidentally snogged, only this time we didn't snog at all.
We just sort of stood there, staring at each other for the longest time.
My stomach felt all wooshy washy.
I never noticed how blue and sparkly his eyes are before...cor.
I was def. getting a major red bottom.
I sort of felt my lips puckering up on their own,and Dave's eyes widened, but he leant in, like he was going to snog me,but at the last moment, as if it was far,far away,I heard Jas shout "Gee!"
I pulled back and blinked a couple of times.
"What?"
She grabbed my arm and pulled me to the loos,nearly pulling my arm out of socket.
I looked back as we went in the door,but Dave had already gone.
20 Seconds Later
After they had chased everyone out and checked no one was in the stalls, the Ace Gang, and even Sven,stood and stared at me.
"What?"
"What was that?"
"i don't know what you mean." but I knew they knew I was lying.
"You were practicall snogging Dave!"
"I was not,we were just dancing!"
Rosie said "Thank GOD Svenny distracted Masimo so Jas could rescue you from the way of the PANTS."
I had a minor nervy b. "Masimo didn't see me-" Jas raised her eyebrows and I looked at her ''"DANCING with Dave?"
"No, he didn't"
Rosie said "You can thank Sven for that."
and Jools nearly pissed herself laughing.
"He tried to get off with Masimo!"
Oh,dear God.
"Is he ok?"
"He's got a bruised chin."
"Bruised chin?"
Rosie said "He lept back when Sven tried to snog him and hit his chin on Sven's bagpipe." as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
I looked at all did.
"Right,of course he did."
I feel a bit of the heebie-jeebies coming on.
30 Seconds Later
Back out in the main bit of the club.I don't see Masimo anywhere.
What if he's got the full humpty-dumpty with me,and will never speak to me again?
It's not my fault that my mates boyfriends are mad.
I wonder if he's gone already?
2 Minutes Later
I was feeling a bit of the sheer desperadoes coming,with a hint of the heebie jeebies when Masimo came on-stage, with a bandaid on his chin.
He caught my eye and winked.
Ooooooh.
He said "Ciao,I am back" and started "Surrender" by Cheaptrick.
The crowd went wild and everyone stampeded to the dance floor.I think the Titches got stepped on,but oh well.
2 Minutes Later
I am laughing like mad.I think I am having a has decided to dance, and of course that involves alot of twirling about.
And remember,he's in a ,as I soon found out,not much underneath.I almost choked to death.I had to run to the loos to calm down and get a hold of myself (oo-er!).
3 Minutes Later
Masimo is singing "Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous." and everyone's singing along, but with PANTS.
Dave is over dancing with Emma, doing the twist so fast he's a blur.
Emna isn't joining in,though.
I would have.
Even the international talent manager is very well,but still,it' the thought that counts.
3 Seconds Later
That's probably why he's a talent manager and not the talent bit himself.
45 Seconds Later
Masimo looks soooo cool up on stage.I can't believe he's all my owney.
There's only one last song, then it's time to go what's more he said he'd give me a ride (oo-er!).
10 Minutes Later
Between songs I went to the bar to get a drink,and Masimo came to me.
"I see you after,we ride home,yes?"
"Ok, er,coolio."
He smiled and stroked my cheek.
Oooh...I'm melting !
"You have bee-yuutiful eyes, they make my heart happy.I laughing to see for me,caro?"
I think I nodded.I hope I did.
He smiled and said "Laters" and kissed me on the mouth, then grabbed his equipment (oo-er!) and mounted the stage once again (leave it).
2 Minutes Later
The last song was a slow song,"Best I've Ever Had.'
It's a sort of country song but not too bad, but it'd be a bit naff to go dance on my own to a slow song so I went to the bar to sit it out, but Dave was already there.
I hestitated.I don't know if it was a good idea.I can barely control my bits and pieces around him.
But then he looked up and round at me.
I sat down next to him and opened a water.
"You want to do dance?"
"Errr."
I slopped water down my .
He looked down at my wet shirt and grinned.
I glanced God, no nip-nip exposure.
"There's no need to wet yourself.I am after all,just Dave the Biscuit."
I shot him the evils and he rasied up his hands in front of him "So do you want to do it or not?"
I choked on the water I was took my hand and took me out to the dance floor,even though I was coughing like mad and I was sure I had redness of the head.
He took my hand in one of his hands, and the other hand he put on my lifted my first hand realy high, and waggled his eyebrows.
I said "Dave..." and he said "Relax."
Oh,no,this can't be good.
3 Minutes Later
It wasn't.
We started out slow dancing, but it turned into a mad made a vair mad face,like a goldfish,only daft, and was stamping about like a mad Cossak,going "Na,nananaNA' and "Hawhawhawhaw",like how the French laugh,to the music.
We literally went all around the of people had to jump out of the way.I think I stepped on a few's toes.
It was exactly like when Ace waltzed with the old man on Ace Ventura When Nature Calls.
It made me laugh aLOT.
As the song ended I looked up and Masimo was gone.
I dropped Dave's hand and ran up the little stairs to the stage,but by the time I had got to the back,he had already roared off on his scooter.
Bloody hell.
2 Minutes Later
I have to find soemone to talk to.
The Horn Advisor would know what to 's well,er,advised in the matters of the Horn and Pants.
Ellen came in all dithery and red.
"Er,like do you...I mean,can I,erm...you know."
I just looked at her "This is a matter of tip-top importance,El,I must dash."
4 Minutes Later
I found Dave standing by the bar,by himself.
"Er,Dave,where's Emma?"
"She went home ages has an early painting class tomorrow."
",did you have fun?"
"Yuppers, mad ?"
'Sven tried to get off with Masimo and cut his chin."
Dave smiled and reaching out,pushed a hair out of my face.
"You have the best mates."
"Well,you're my mate too,right?"
He looked at me."Right." and dropped his put his hands in the pockets of his jacket and stepped back.
"So -Where is the hand...y bloke?"
"He's 's got a er,thing."
Dave smiled,gently "I bet he are you walking home?"
I started to say "Yes" but I heard the distant roar of a motorbike.
I looked at Dave and he looked at looked very sad. "Go ahead."
I gave him a little put his arm around me,just for a second, but it made me feel I wanted to snuggle into his arm and sleep there.
I smiled at him and he smiled back,gave my arm a little squeze, and said "Do not go gently into the good PANTS, but rage." and was gone.
I wonder what he was going on about?
10 Minutes Later
Quick dash to the loos to re-apply my makeup,thanks to my little pouch, a dash of lippy,flippy hair..and done!
I took a deep breath and went out the front doors,doing hip-hip,flicky flicky.
Then stopped.
I don't see him.
Maybe I thought I heard him but really didn't.
Great-I'm having hallucinations.
30 Seconds Later
An ear-llucination.
20 Seconds Later
But Dave heard it too.
Hmmmmmmmmm...
15 Minutes Later
Right,Ive waited out here as long as I could,and still no sign of Masimo.
I'm going home.
45 Minutes Later,Bed
I've got frostbite of the bum-oley.
Thank God Muttti and Vati are out,still.
1 Hour Later
So this is a lovely itenary of my evening:
1)I go to the gig and dance like a mad thing on dance tablets
2)I get into a fighht with Dave
3)Masimo tells me he'll see me after the gig
4)I make up with Dave and we dance,aLOT
5)Sven snogs Masimo
6)Do a waltz with Dave
7) My gorgey-porgey BOYFRIEND leaves with out me.
Whyyyyyyyyyy me?