Praise My PANTS In Whom My Girly Bits Flow Chapter 6: The Most Beautiful Girl In The World, a confessions of georgia nicolson fanfic

I don't own this story (Louise Rennison does) nor really,really huge knickers.

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the most beautiful girl in the world

Saturday,October 1st

9am

Woke with a start.

Dad,Uncle Eddie,Mum and Grandad and about 3 or 4 women I didn't reconize were sitting on my bed.

What fresh hell?

I pulled my covers up over my self, so no one could see any,er,bits of me.

"What in the name of arse are you doing?"

Grandad pointed to each girl in turn,saying 'This is Shirley,Mia,Bambie and Elenore."

I looked at them. "Hullo."

I looked at Dad "Now,please, GET OUT."

18 Minutes Later

800 million years of rambling later, they left.

Uncle Eddie is holding baldy-gram practice here .

Fab.

Not.

I'm soooooo glad Masimo is away this weekend.

Obviously, Baldy-O-Gram practice includes alot of shouting and drinking aLOT of wine.

Tres horrific.

If they get too loud the police are going to come and haul them downtown.

And I am NOT going to spring them out.

Ever.

Nothing from Masimo yet.

I wonder how he's getting along?

He never said he'd ring me or anything.

Hmmmmmm.

Only 4 hours untill Rosie and Sven's 'cinema experiance'.

Oh,dear Lord.

I might as well get ready.

Showered,cleansed and toned within an inch of my life.

As I came out of the shower Mia,holding a beer,winked and said 'You're fit." and went on.

WHAT?

There's a party downstairs but not neccasarily one I'd want to go to.

They're playing Abba.

And Duran Duran.

LOUDLY.

Jas rang

"Hey guess what?I've got the bestiest thing ever!"

What did that mean?The best thing on Planet Jas could mean anything.

I said "Something to do with a new strain of vole poo?You've got a stuffed barn owl?No,no,don't tell pants have all-weather stretch gusset?"

She was going "Nope,nope,you will never guess,it's sooo bestie!"

I said "Jas,if it's anything to do with newts I don't think I can bear the excitement."

She was too excited to notice my amusingosity.

She just burbled on "The Rom nd Jul thing,it's all well...it's fabby and fact,it's a miracle."

"I think you will find it's a tragedy,unless Miss Wilson has rewritten the ending so that Jul wakes up in time to find her inner clown,with hilarious consequences."

Jas was talking on top of me. "Tom just told me,she's got to take a uni bursary can't be in it!"

"Who?"
"Wet Lindsay!"

Oh joy unbounded.

10 Minutes Later

Mind you,it would have been vair amusing to see Jas snogging Wet Lindsay,in an horrific,road crash sort of way.

Also Radio Jas tells me that there has been a change of plan cinena-experiancewise.I can't decide if it is good or bad.

Rosie's parents have gone away for the night and she is planning on having the cinema experiance at her place.

Hmmm..

I phoned her and said When you say 'cinema experiance',what exactly do you mean by that?"

She said "You know what I mean,my little of us in the dark,snogging,and eating popcorn."

I said "Yes but the added mystery ingredient in the usual 'cinema experiance' is that there is a film on."

Rosie assures me that there will be a film on,a "special" she won't tell me what it is as she wants it to be a 'lovely suprise'.

Now I am frightened.

6.45p

Right,time to go.

I am sooo I don't even know isn't going to be there.

When I got downstairs Uncle Eddie and Dad were on the coffee table in their knick-knacks.

Good Lord.

I tip toed down the hall,through the kitchen and out the door.

1 Minute Later

Freedom !

Rosie's

Sven answered the door in an usherette's you can imagine 's not easy,I had a sort of miniskirt on with platform a lot of eyeshadow and lippy.

Sofas and chairs were arranged in front of the tv and Rosie was in charge of the popcorn.

The ace gang were all there by the time I ,Jools,Ellen,Jas,Mabs and Sophie,all snuggling up to their 'boyfriends' already.

14 Minutes Later

No sign of Dave the Laugh.

Not that I care.

Goosegog Land was fast approaching.

Oh,god,this was going to be now it was horrific and the film hadn't even started.

Doorbell Rang

Sven went to answer it.

Maybe I should pretend I had a pressing piddly-diddly scenario and sneak out the window?

3 Seconds Later

I was edging towards the loos when Sven came in,carrying Dave.

Dave said "I like a big lad."

Dave got his popcorn and then came and sat down next to me.

I didn't say anything.I felt a bit shy, sort of nervy.

I have to say,even though I am not interested in this sort of thing,that he looked,well,quite a matey-type mate.

The film was a sing-along version of The Sound of Music.

No,I am not kidding.

Sven,the ushertte,introduced it by saying "This is a film about the unter are haffing the singing about pants and the 's groove!"

And then he switched the lights out.

Everyone was going "Oo-er" and "Phwoooaar",etc. for a ,in the darkenss,Dave the Laugh said loudly,"Oy,Georgia,is that your hand on my knee you cheeky minx?"

It turned out to be Sven,crawling around trying to find the control for the sang,we laughed, we ate wasn't any goosegog factor because we didn't have time to snog.

My ribs really,really did hurt from laughing so we reversed the movie so that we could get the sang them all "IdlePANTS"."The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of PANTS".

It was after midnight befrore we came out (leave it).When we got to the end of Rosie's road the rest of them walked off because they all lived in the same were yelling "PANTS for the memory!" and "Gute Nacht,Volltrottel!" and "Abschiedskuss all round!"

Till there was only Dave and me left.

It was a lovely soft night and as we walked along, not linknig arms or anything,I felt all warm and yummy inside.

Dave said "I'll walk back along your way in case you are attacked by voles."

I said "Fanks."

"I don't know what you think,missus,but I thought that was quite literally a hoot and a half.I thought your yodeling in 'The Lonely Goatherd' was,well,good is not the word."

I laughed "Oy,mate,I have practiced yodeling for makes me read Heidi at least four times a day."

As we got near my house Dave said "Ah,well,better say Auf Weidersehen,pet."

And we both stood looking at each other in the half-light.

He has got the most dreamy eyes.I don't know what it is but I always feel I could look at him for ages and ages.

I don't know how much time went by because for once my brain froze.I sort of felt like Baby Jesus,all full of put his hand on my face and just gently stroked he traced his finger around my mouth.

Goooood.

He looked down at me still with his finger on my lips and said "I don't know what it is about you,but for me you are the most beautiful girl in the world." Then he kissed me,just a little kiss.

Then he stepped back, and pulled his coat collar breathed in really deeply and then cleared his throat and said "Hmmmm..that was anyway,dig you later." and he went off.

I didn't know what to do.I just stood there.I wanted to do all sorts of him,run away,laugh ,go to the loo,do a bit of flame dancing.I don't know ! Who's in control here?

When I got in,Baldy-Gram practice was STILL going.

Mum said "Come join the fun!" and I was in such a daze,I did.

3.15a

Mum's right,this IS fun! Everyone's laughing!

But at my expense.

Everyone was doing dancing on the coffee table, including the girls, who,it turns out, are actually drag.

I didn't know this untill "Mia"'s boob popped out of her dress and hit me in the eye.

And everyone fell about laughing.

I thought Grandad was choking to death he was laughing and weezing SO hard.

I'm going to bed

Tucked in bed.

Well, the cinema experiance did turn out to be a hot and a laughter,the pants, the yodeling.

1 Minute Later

The nearly accidentally snogging Dave the Laugh AGAIN !

2 Minutes Later

What in the name of arse is going on?

3 Minutes Later

What about Maimo?

2 Minutes Later

I think may have a touch of guiltyosity

1 Minute Later

Although I don't know why I should have guiltynosity,I haven't really done anything wrong as puckering is not a capital offense.

1 Minute Later

In fact,I will proably mention it in a lighthearted way to the Luuuurve God.

You know,tell him what larks we had at the "cinema experiance".

2 Minutes Later

Although explaining the "Idlepants" thing might take the rest of my life,given that I can't even say "What time is it?" in Italian.

Oh,I am just a crazy,mixed-up kid ! It's not fair.

2 Minutes Later

Ooohh,I'm never going to be able to sleep now.

I wonder if Dave is feeling the same.

I hope he is because it's his snogged me.I only did accidental puckering up.

It was him who said I was beautiful.

Am I?

Had a look in the mirror.

Erm,well,I havce sort of grown into my nose,but I don't exactly as such look like a supermodel.

Perhaps boys like all sorts of girls,not just supermodelly types.

Dad likes Mum,for instance,and does not think she looks like a mad prostitute.

In fact, he is very bloody keen on her these days.

I wonder if she is putting something in his food?

5 Minutes Later

I'm going to count sheep to get to sleep.

3 Minutes Later

Oh,buggeration,the sheep kep changing into Masimo, and then Dave,and then Robbie,and then into Masimo and then two then Dave with a clown nose on,leaping over the then Masimo with a Dave and Masimo fighting and leaping over the fence.

I will never sleep again.I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.