A/N: Sorry for the long, long, long, long… wait. I was in a music freakout and was listening to too much to keep track of it all. Don't own nothing.
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Lavi swaggered up (for lack of any better word; and it makes him sound like Jack Sparrow! :3) to the stage and picked up the microphone, to be rescued by Bak coming in, screaming something or other about Komui's hating him. Komui slammed his head on the table and was effectively knocked out.
Thus chaos ensued.
Tyki and the twins were very happy with it all. Sheryl and Road caused a fair amount of havoc, considering how much they love their Tyki-pon. Many people left during this whole shenanigans, including General Cross and Kanda, who was grabbed before he could slink out the door after the general, who promptly locked the entire cast into a smallish room with only each other as company.
"Everybody, let's calm down…" General Tiedoll tried, only to be yelled out over by Lenalee with a microphone, "Everybody, SHUT UP!" the entire room went silent. "Thank you! Alright, I think we should continue this, because we have nothing better to do and I like it, but instead we can do like karaoke and have duets and volunteers and such. It might be better that way if there's not the evaluation edge to it."
"It would be better if we weren't trapped in here like rats!" Kanda snarled.
"But it's hard to catch rats." Road interjected. "So we're more trapped like, like,"
"Carrots." Tyki finished tiredly. All of that chaos-causing had him tired.
"Yes! Good choice, Tyki-pon!" laughter began, abruptly stopped when Lenalee cleared her throat for attention.
"So, do we have an understanding, of sorts?" everyone agreed, some with more decibel counts than others (coughcoughRoadcough).
"Good! So, Lavi, do you want to finish your turn?" he knew she expected a "yes", so the red-head just moved to take her place. She smiled and leapt down to the ground and allowed him to begin.
Lavi sighed inwardly and got ready for his song. He got "Here It Goes Again" by OK Go.
I
It could be ten,
But then again
I can't remember half an hour
Since a quarter to four
Throw on your clothes
The second side of Surfer Rosa
And you leave me with my jaw on the floor
Refrain…
Just when you think
You're in control
Just when you think
You've got a hold
Just when you
Get on a roll
Here it goes
Here it goes
Here it goes again
(Oh no)
Oh here it goes again
I should've known
Should've known
Should've known again
But it here it goes again!
Ah, here it goes again.
II
It starts out easy
Something simple something sleazy
Something inching past the edge of the reserve
Now through the lines
The cheap venetian blinds
Your car is pulling off on the curb
Refrain
Just when you think
You're in control
Just when you think
You've got a hold
Just when you
Get on a roll
Here it goes
Here it goes
Here it goes again
(Oh no)
Oh here it goes again
I should've known
Should've known
Should've known again
But here it goes again!
Ah here it goes again!
Coda
Hey hey
Ah here it goes…
Yeah
So here it goes again
III
I guess it's gotta be
A break from the monotony
But Jesus when it rains, how it pours
Throw on your clothes
The second side of Surfer Rosa
And you leave me…
Yeah, you leave me…
End Refrain
Oh!
Here it goes
Here it goes
Here it goes again
(Oh no)
So here it goes again
I should've known
Should've known
Should've known again
But it here it goes again
Ah here it
Ah here it
Ah here it Goes!
Here it goes again
Oh oh oh yeah!
I should've known!
But here it goes again!
Oh, here it goes again!
Much clapping. The whole nine yards. The usual. Ya know the drill, folks. We've gone through this like six times now. But I ain't countin'.
"Yay for Lavi! Seriously keeps blowing me away." Lenalee looked around. "So, volunteers? Or do I have to volunteer you?"
Apparently, the latter was the most favorite right now. Lenalee put on her evil side and decided to really freak people out so she wouldn't have to dictate. So she volunteered Bak and Kanda.
You can tell this will end well.
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A/N: so sorry about all my procrastination. I was working on Black Lace a lot. But I hope you like! I love that song so much. OK Go is awesome!
As always, please review? Am I still worth the trouble?