Okay, SO not my fault this is UBER short. Allen and I had 5 hours to write this, not to mention his little brother, Timcanpi, was annoying the Hell out of us all the while, and I was typing this on my Palm. Typing with that is like trying to eat a gallon of ice cream with those mini-spoons you get at Baskin Robin's in 2-3 minutes.

It was actually Timcanpi who gave us the idea for this chapter. It was from our classic question "If we told Road kanda tasted like candy, would she eat him?", since Kanda was close to candy. (All the smart people said yes. :P)

Real Title (not enough room to type it): What If Lavi Told Road Kanda Tasted Like Candy?

We join our brave heroes just as Kands loses consciousness at a critical moment in his epic battle with Skin in side Noah's Ark. Skin, seeing a golden opportunity to get valuable information from a (sexy) Exorcist. He promptly threw Kanda over his shoulder and walked over to one of the walls. Another one of Road's magical doors appeared an Skin walked through it. As Skin walked through the portal, the room collapsed and the door shut behind him.

We now fast-forward 42 minutes, to when Lavi is trapped in a nightmare produced by Road.

Lavi, being trapped in an alternate reality designed for the sole purpose of destroying him, is unaware of any events happening around him. Out of nowhere, a deformed Road pops up in the strange chessboard area Lavi is imprisoned in. Lavi is struck with a "divine" inspiration and decides to tell Road about one of his theories.

"Hey Road," He said with a grin, "you know that Japanese Exorcist friend of ours?"

Road was silent for a minute. "Kanda?"

"Yeah, him."

"...What about him?"

"Well, I heard a rumor that he tastes like candy."

Road returned to her original form and a wide grin spread across her face. "Really?"

"Yup. He's really tasty."

"Yay!" Road squealed. She poofed into thin air and the illusion dissolved around Lavi.

Allen, Lenalee, and Chaoji stood gawking as Lavi regained consciousness and Road disappeared from the room.

"What just happened?" Allen asked, still mildly surprised.

"I'm not quite sure, but Roads up to something," Tyki said nervously.

Lavi smiled and said simply, "Oh, Yu-chan's gonna have some problems is all."

Meanwhile, Kanda awaked to a throbbing headache.

"Man, I have one HELL of a headache," He muttered He reached up to rub his sore head, and he felt skin where it shouldn't be. His hand reached up higher and felt tall, spiky hair. And when he looked up, his eyes met impish golden ones.

"What the...?"

"Hahi haid ho hasted hike cahi," She innocently said in a muffled voice.

"Huh...?" Kanda raised an eyebrow painfully. She released her death grip on his head just as drool started rolling down his temple.

"Lavi said you tasted like candy, Kandy Panda," Road huffed.

"Kandy...Panda?" Kanda twitched.

"Yup! That you're nickname," Road said happily.

"So, what did he taste like?" Skin asked.

Road grinned before chirping, "Tea cakes!"

She and Skin looked greedily at Kanda's head...

(Because of the graphic nature of this scene, we were forces to ommit it from the story.)

Later on, when Kanda walked out of a door with Krory

"Yu-chan, what's those marks on your head?" Lavi asked.

"Lavi, I'm going to KILL you and that tiny little Noah girl," He hissed. Lavi just laughed. He knew he'd be killed later (if he was lucky).

Yup. That's it. I thought it was the most brilliant thing Allen and I (more him than me) had written so far...Until I noticed it was only this long. A little less than 1/3 less than the last chapter.

Idea by Timcanpi; Written by Allen/Road (mostly Allen); Edited by Road; Published by Road.

I'll make sure Allen and I work extra hard to make the next chapter longer! Reviews let us know who's reading! Flames will be used to help IHOP make their delicious Who-Cakes! (Yeah, I've had them. Sue me for eating googly childish pancakes. :P)