1,263 words without ANs...I never thought it would happen. Allen and I really have done much better this time.

My fault that this is late. Allen and I worked on it together for about another 5 hours (but for 4 of those we were watching mah DGM DVDs, so we didn't get much done). Due to that, Allen did half the story and left the other half for me. Being the ditz that I am, it was sitting in my comp's Shared Documents folder for a week before I found it (thinking I might have had to rewrite it D:) and finished it up. Then it sat for another week until Allen reminded me yesterday to get it uploaded.

SO, here you are, reading my horrible excuse for being late. Much sorry. ;

The Noahs were once again sitting around their big dining table; Road was doing her homework, Tyki was smoking and reading a book simultaneously, Debitto and Jasdero were beating the stuffing out of each other, and Skin was complaining about how his food wasn't sweet. The Earl walked in with a rather interesting redhead by his side, instantly getting everyone's attention.

"I found a new Noah!" He declared. "Her name is William Luvar."

"'Ello everyone!" William said curtly.

They all stared at her, and Road coughed rather loudly to break the awkward silence.

"Hey, did you know that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby is born?" William commented, which was followed by another awkward silence.

"Anyways," The Earl coughed, "she'll be helping in our quest to destroy humanity."

The Earl left, leaving the Noahs to have their formal introduction, obviously as awkward as all the rest of them. The Noahs went around the table and said their names, abilities, and official titles. William listened intently, staring at them with the intensity of 10 moons, making the moment even more awkward.

"So…" Road inquired, "what can you do?"

"William is ur luvr," William said quite simply. Another awkward silence, another gay baby. Get used to it.

"I iz da Noah of Spaz!" She chirped, spinning around. They all stared at her strangely.

"Okay…" Road mumbled. "What's 'spaz'?"

"OMFG you don't know what spaz is?!" William yelled. "It's so magical! It's, like, this stuff, y'know? I's just be magical, y'know?"

"No, we don't know," David huffed.

"Back to the question: What can you do?" Tyki inquired, not looking up from his book.

"Um…Oh ya! The Earl said I could talk to flowers and puppies."

Another awkward silence.

"Okay…How does that help?"

"I's don't know, but it's fun!"

Another gay baby.

Road attempted to keep her thoughts from showing on her face; Willam is absolutely useless! We should kill her now…Maybe I can get an Akuma to do it…

Tyki interrupted her thoughts. "So what do you think about that, Road?"

"Hm?"

"We were discussing the possibility of having Willam bunk with you. She isn't much older than you are, and she needs a place to stay."

CRASH. BANG. BOOM. Road's plan crashed and burned instantly…But from the ashes, a new idea came about. It was brilliant! It was easy! And William would be gone forever.

"Sure, no prob! Of course William can stay with me," Road said with a fake smile as she did everything in her power to keep form laughing maniacally. Her plan was perfect, but not now. All that could wait. "Come on Willam, I'll show you to our room."

"Here, you can have this bed right by the window," Road said with a grin. "It's really comfy!"

"Okay!" William said happily as she jumped onto the bed.

"Okay, so just to let you know, I have to go to bed by eight because I've got school tomorrow, so you better be asleep by then."

"No prob!"

"Perfect…" Road muttered to herself. "Falling right into my trap!"

"What was that?"

"Wha? Oh, nothing. Just dinner's at 6, that's all."

And with that, they went their separate ways.

After dinner, Road attempted to do some more homework, while William threw questions at her at a million miles an hour. At 7:30, they both went to get ready (brushed their teeth, changed into pajamas, etc.). William was sawing logs by eight o' clock; perfect for Road to put her plan in action, but she waited. An hour later, she decided to make her move.

Slowly, she crept over to where William lied sleeping. Gently, so as not to disturb her, Road moved Willam so her head was hanging outside the window.

"Good thing my bed room is right above the river," she murmured to herself.

With one final push, Willam was out the window and splashed into the river. Road let out an evil snicker, which eventually grew to a maniacal laugh.

"Road, what are you two doing in there?" Came Tyki's voice form the hallway. "You're supposed to be asleep."

"N-nothing Tyki! I was, uh, just laughing at a joke, that's all!" Road stuttered, blocking the door in case he tried to come in. "We'll get to sleep now!"

She listened as his footsteps became quieter, before snickering again.

"And that's that!" She said as she dusted off her hands, hopping back into bed and falling asleep.

The next morning, Road came skipping out of her room with a cheery grin, going down to have dinner with the family. She had sent an Akuma to check for William's body, but unfortunately found nothing. She determined that her body had been swept down the river, and didn't worry about it.

"You're looking much more happy than usual, Road," The Earl said as she took her seat. "Why is that?"

"Oh, no reason," Road lied. "William and I just had a 'fun' night together last night."

"Good to hear!" Tyki said as the food came. "Speaking of William, where is she?"

"Oh well, you know, she's a heavy sleeper, so-"

Then there was a knock at the door located behind Road. No one understood why, since they expected all the Noahs to be here, but Road answered it anyway. There, standing dripping wet with a sad look on her face, was William.

"William?" David and Jasdero echoed.

"What ever happened to you?" Tyki asked.

"I dunno!" William whined. "I just woke up all wet 'n cold on the side of this river, a way long way away form here. I coulda sworn I was in our room all night…"

They all looked at Road, who tried to look as innocent as possible.

"Road, do you know why William woke up near the river?" The Earl asked.

"Not a clue!" Said Noah chirped. "I was sound asleep!"

The obviously didn't believe her. She looked nervously from the Earl, to Tyki, to Skin (who was ignoring the situation and munching on sweets already), to the twins, and then to William, who was on the verge of tears.

Was this it? Would they find out and she'd get punished? It sure looked that way…But no! No way! She hadn't killed William yet, so that wasn't and option!

"I love William! Why would I do such a barbaric thing?" She finally said, hugging William to give emphasis. "She could have just fallen out of the window when she turned over."

"But it was closed the whole night, wasn't it?" David said.

"Closed! Hiii!" Jasdero added with a grin.

"No, I opened it because it was really hot in the room!"

They all still seemed doubtful, but they knew that Road really did love the family. The Earl waved a hand and they dropped the issue. About a half an hour later, William was dry and they all went on happily to have breakfast.

Road was quite happy herself, believe it or not. True, her plan had failed, but she had gotten everyone to think she was William's "BFF 4evr", as William herself had said. Now they would never suspect her if something bad happened to William again…

…Which was good, because she was going to smother her with a pillow tonight.

Lol. William was based off our spaz-tastic friend who is JUST like William in every way (besides being a Noah). She was the inspiration for this idea, really, so since we knew 'er so well, it was easy to write.

Idea by Allen; 1/2 Written by Allen, 1/2 Written by Road; Edited by Road; Published by Road.

Again, sorry for the late update. Reviews are loved, constructive criticism is loved, and flames will be used to make metal into new parts for Sparky (AKA my trusty Dell desktop). :3