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i'm using my feminine wiles

Friday,October 28th

8a

Today's the day Masimo 's heading off to London at 4.30p,So I have just enough time to change,dash over to his,and convince him to stay using my feminine wiles,whateve those are.I think it has to do with snogging.

I've packed an extra skirt, my cross-over top I was wore on our first date, my boots with heels and all my makeup and hair products in my rucksack.

I'm just going to carry my books -don't want to get my clothes all wrinkly.

Thank the Lord today is Wednesday-the last two classes of the day are German and R.E..Both of them always perfect for getting things done-filing my nails,applying my makeup,putting my hair curlers..you get the even waaxed her legs in class and Herr Kamyer never even noticed,so I think I'll be OK.

Assembly

Barely made it on time.I met Jas at her gate early, but forced her to walk slow so I won't sweat, but Jas got ansty being late,being the bum-holio kisser she is,and forced me to run with her the rest of the way.

As we got settled in line she whispered to me "Why don't you put your books in your rucky?"
'Masimo leaves today and I can't go convince him to stay in my school uniform."

'How are you going to convince him to stay,skipping out on the chance to make aLOT of money?"
I replied "I'm using my feminine wiles." and she started laughing,snorting and honking like a mox of one half goose,one half pig, and one half loony.

Slim gave her a reprimand for being disruptive.

I said 'Yeah,Jas,you're being too disruptive." only I said it quietly.

Jas heard though, and kicked thing I brought socks with thr grippies inside them,so they'll stay up.I def. don't want to show up black and blue with bruises and such.

Break

I am so nervous !

I've been going to piddle every 5 minutes.

Rosie asked me if I was preggers, because that's what they do because they baby is literally sitting on their bladder.

"I've only got to number 6 1/2."

"It could be a virgin birth."

I looked at her 'Shut up."

Jools said "She's only saying that because if she was,she wouldn't know who they dad would be."

"Shut 're just jealous."

"Yes,I've been in luurve with you for ages!" I shoved her."Geroff,lezzie!"

Unfortunately,Lindsay walked by just in time to hear me say that.

"Georgia Nicolson, there should be absolutely NO innapropiate dsiplays of affection in the school to Miss Slim's office,NOW."

"But-"

"NOW"Bloody hell, she's scary when she's mad.I don't know why she would be mad,though. It's not her boyfriend who's leaving,it's mine.

20 Seconds Later

Unless, bloody hell, she's cheating on Robbie.

With Masimo.

35 Seconds Later

Ergggg,I've been snogging Masimo.

And if she's been snogging him,it's like I've been snogging -no,no,no,the thought is too horrid to finish.

Physics

I told Miss Slim we were discussing how I had to go to the loo every 5 minutes, and how that's what preggers do,and Slim actually asked me if I was,you know,in a family way.I could have died.

I told her Mum gave me the talk aLONG time ago, but she didn't seem to believe me,so she called the rest of the Ace Gang in and gave us 'The Talk."

You know...the birds and the bees...trouser snake dancing...THAT talk.

I could tell Rosie was wanting to throw herself out the kept edging towards it the whole time,centimeter by centimeter.

On the brightside,we didn't get just had to promise to keep our love lifes private and off of school grounds.

R.E.

Ok,makeup down,check,hair? 10 on the bouncibility skill,nails and toenails painted,check.

I am completely ready to go see Masimo almost-all I've to do is change my clothes and I can do that quick,I've been practising for ages now and I can undress and get fully dressed again in less than 2 minutes.

10 Minutes Til The Last Bell

I raised my Wilson's bob nearly fell off in suprise "Yes,Georgia?"
"May I go to the loo?"
She look a bit relieved and sid "I guess so" then went back to talking about lepers or whatever she was going on about today.

I whispered "Catch you losers later in the funny papers!" to the Gang,grabbed my rucky and literally ran to the loos.

Loos

OK, 8 minutes to gives me more then enough time to piddle, dress, and re-touch my makeup if needed.

Last Bell

I am dressed to the teeth.

I think I did quite well on my makeup.I went with light foundation, but heavy mascara,eyeliner, and eye shadow.

I look like one of those balletrinas, who are very pale but in a good way.

At least my hair is tops in the bouncilbility department.

Now all I've got to do is get to Masimo's flat without getitng sweaty and red-faced.

Walking to Masimo's

Well, I needn't worry about getitng red faced-it's about 10 degress out.

Thank God I had the forethought to nick Mum's leather coat. It's very heavy and warm, plus it looks very fab with my boots.

12 Minutes Later

Ok,I'm here...big breaths...

I pressed the buzzer thing.

There was silence and for a horrible moment I thought he'd gone already but then his voice came through "Ciao?"
"Hi,it' me...Georgia."

"Georgia! How ares you?" He sounded very happy to see there's hope after all.

"I'm a bit nippy noodles, but I come in?"
"Yes caro, come right up, number the top level."

Hmmmm,how am I going to manage the stairs in heels PLUS a heavy rucky?

2 Minutes Later

Decided on leaving the rucky at the bottom of the stairs,sort of tucked away under a one could see it stairs are killing my feet feet but I must press on -things to do,Italian Sex Gods to snog.

When I got to the top level, Masimo was outside,leaning against the looked quite cool. And he saw me he starightened up and smiled.

Oooooh.I had to grab the rail,so I didn't fall heaf-over-arse down the stairs,and that might kill the mood of luuurve.

"You look bellisima but -what are you doing here when I have so little to go?"

"Well,I heard you were leaving, well,actually you told me,and I got full of sadnosity and pooiness of life, untill I realized that doing that helped no one so I came to you to see you so on."

"You came to see me?Come in, is very cold out."He took my hand and led me into his was very were paintings pn the wall, and the carpets didn't have stains like mine did.

"How you like?"

"It's very groovy gravy." Bugger, did I say groovy gravy?

He didn't seem to mind, smiled and said "I think you are very,uh,groovy too." and he snogged me.

5 Minutes of Snogging Later

When I finally pulled away to take a breath,I realized I was sitting down.

How did I get to the couch?Huh.

"Is there something the wrong?"

"No,I was just,er,admiring your couch."

He laughed "You are silly girl." and he leaned over and kissed my forhead.

What does that mean?

Not the silly girl bit, that's obvious, but the kiss on the forhead?

What would that be on the snogging scale?

2 1/3?

I must remember to ask Jas tomorrow.

"So,caro, you have come here for, alone?"
"Well, yes.I mean I have my bag of clothes down stairs, but that's it."

For some reason this excited Masimo aLOT."You have ticket,to go home?"

"No,I don't have money see.."

"I buy you one,and you work pay off later."

"Ok, but I won't need a ticket,will I?It's not that far."

"Oh, but I am excited !You been there,before,yes?"
I suddenly had the feeling that we were talking about two different places.

I said "What do you mean, before?" but he didn't hear me-Rollo and the rest of the band came crashing in,shouting and spraying champagne everywhere, and singing "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow." I could have sworn I saw Masimo's eyes tear that may been because a cork shot off and hit him between the eyes.

While they were carrying on with their loonosity I snuck off to the phone and rung Jas

"Jas, can you hear me?" I whispered.

"Yes but why are you whispering.i can barely hear your mum having one of her parties again?"
"No,Jas,listen,I'm with Masimo-"

"WHAT?"
I jerked the phone away from my ear.

"Bloody hell, Jas,are you trying ot make me deaf?"
"Sorry,I just -what are you doing there?"

"I came to see Masimo off and he sort of got the idea..I was going to go with him."

Jas laughed "Where on Earth did he get that stupid idea?"

I peeked down the was saying "Hold on,I'll go find her."

I said quickly into the phone "Listen, it's a long story. Can you come by 112 Park Square Flats and cause a diversion?Bring Sven if " and hung up the phone just as Masimo came around the he saw me he smiled "Ah, there you are,beautiful."

"Sorry,I had use the loo."

He put his arm around me and walked me back to the guys were laughing and carrying on, shoving ech other and so forth, but when they saw me they all put down the noise maker and said "Does your mother know you're here?"
I looked at him "Don't be stupid, of course she does." and they all looked at each probably knew I was speaking crap,but didn't want to say it in front of Masimo,who still had his arm round my waist.

"So she knows you're here, with Masimo?"
"Yes"

"And about to leave for America ?"
"Duh, would you leave with out telling YOUR family?"

"But what about classes,then?" Declan butted in.

"I'm in an exchange program.I'm going to a school in,er New York New York and in exchange they're sending a student here."

There was a looong awkward silence, then Dom said "Well,good luck then." and shook my hand,all was giving me the giggles but I managed to say "Fanks."

There was an even longeer awkward silence,and I was about to go into some mad jigging to break it,but then someone knocked at the door.I said "I'll get it". Thank God for Jas.

I went to the door and opened it,only it wasn't Jas, it was a taxi driver. "You packed,then?" He was dishy and must have been about 21.

I smiled my best smile, with my tongue behind my teeth and said "Sure am" only it came out "Lloor lamb".He looked at me oddly and I was afraid he was going to think this was a joke and leave, but then Masimo came up behind me and said "Yes,we bags are in the hall." and led him in,closing the door behind him.

Ooooh,God,pleeaseeee get Jas here soon.I really really don't want to go to America,as Mum will kill me, and that'll ruin things between Masimo and me.

14 Minutes Later

We got all the bags packed and put away and still no sign of Jas and her diversion.I even tried to slow things up by asking aLOT of questions and pretending I had pre-flight sickness but Masimo told me lay down on the couch and rest,and gave me a little kiss,so then I HAD to have a little lie-down because of stupid legs.

Masimo saw the Lads out, then came to m,e "You ready then?" and held out his hand.

Maybe this trip won't be such a bad idea after all.

I won't have Mum or Dad's naff rules to worry about, no Slim,no Nazi Youth Patrol...just a life of rock and roll and lots of snogging,and maybe even trouser-snake dancing with my one and only.

I took his hand and smiled "As ready as I'll ever be."