Allen and I are so horribly sorry this is obnoxiously short, but in truth, we were so tired of not writing for a month (Allen was off in Hawaii and I never write without him) that we couldn't stand making it long. And we really wanted to keep watching Code Geass, because Lelouch is too damn hot and a Class 5 sexy-bishie ((c) Road. All rights reserved.) and C2 is awesome too. And Kallen. OKAY, they all are. But Lelouch the most.

So here. It's short, it's sweet, it's to the point. Enjoy.

We all know about the bane of humanity, the Millennium Earl. What most of us don't know is that there's also a Mrs. Earl. In fact, one of the most memorable events in DGM history is a result of Mrs. Earl.

Our story begins with a boy named Jean. While passing by his town, Allen found Jean to be attacked by a random Level 1 Akuma. Allen quickly disposed of it, and by the time he had gotten around to talking to Jean, he had thrown an onion bomb in his face. A little while later, Allen found where Jean lived. When he asked for an audience, Jean ran away with Leo, who was, unannounced to him, an Akuma. They ran to a nearby cemetery and were followed closely by Allen. But he was too late. The Earl was already talking to Jean and was ready to kill him in a second.

Just then, Lero started to play Caramelldancenand vibrate. The Earl let out a huff and answered.

"Heloo?" He said in a fake happy tone.

"HONEEEEEY!" Came a loud voice from Lero's mouth. "DINNER'S READY!"

"Not right now, Sugar Mums! I'm trying to kill an Exorcist!" The Earl whined.

(By this time, Jean and Allen had a clear 'WTF' look on their faces. It was evident that they were losing brain cells by the second.)

"I don't care if it's the 14th Noah that you're trying to kill! Dinner's ready, and we will have a nice sit-down dinner together or I'll feed yours to the cat!"

"Not Lelouch! He already had diarrhea problems from the last dinner you fed him!"

"Then hurry up and come home!" And the line was cut.

"Fine then. I'll just finish this up quickly…" He muttered to himself. "We will meet again, Exorcists, if you can survive this!"

With a wave of Lero, he summoned up a whole horde of Akuma and was off.

Regardless of how fast he returned home, the Mrs. still fed his dinner to the cat. He was then forced to clean up Lelouch's diarrhea later on that night.

-If you have not heard of Caramelldansen, you EPICALLY PHAIL. Look it up on Youtube. They have just about everyone doing the dance.
-Yes, we made a Code Geass refence; we named the cat after sexy-bishie Lelouch. We encourage you to watch Code Geass while you wait for new chapters/DGM episodes. It's like Eureka Seven meets Death Note ("meets Escaflowne", says Allen).

Idea by Timcampi; Written by Allen; Edited by Road; Published by Road with Allen in her presence.

Reviews are luv'd. CC is welcomed. Flames will be used by Lelouch to burn Brittania to the ground - and to somehow buy C2 pizza, because we luv C2 and she loves pizza and- +Shot before she could finish her rant+
(And Fiery-Moonlight, your idea is in the process. It will be the next chapter. Thanks!)