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the slimey back-snogging git
Tuesday,November 15
10a,At the Hotel
We've been given an extra day off.I wonder why.
Jake came over and told us.
I said "It's probably because we've been working so hard." and I replied "Or Randy has eaten so much that he has gotten stuck in his flat." and Jake nodded
"Yes,that's more likely than anything."
11am
I wonder how the Ace Gang are?
2 Minutes Later
And Dave?
I'd ring him but Masimo's writing won't let me see it,though.
Oooh-maybe he's writing a song for me !
35 Minutes Later
How could Dave go back to Emma, if he has,I mean ?
What could he see in her?
I know Jas would say "Well,she's really nice.' but how nice can you BE?
She's always happy.
It's a bit creepy,really.
Maybe she's like one of those stalker types who are fake around their boyfriends and in public but when they're alone they do animal sacrifices?
Oooooh-now I've given myself the heebie jeebies, and Masimo's out doing some cd-popstar thing.
2 Minutes Later
He's probably practising how to smile and sign autographs at the same time.
3p
Took a long,moody walk to think things over and to not drive my self mad.
It's really quite nice here.I would have liked to live here with Masimo,if it wasn't for all the Americans saying 'Howdy' and smiling aLOT.
It's like living in a nation of Ellens in really,really big shorts.
Wednesday,November 16th
3p,Back to Work
News breaking news!
I guess Randy just found out Kate's been stealing money, and she's been fired so they're holding try-outs for a new backupo singer/dancer.
This could be my big chance...I can see it now.. all these singers come and beg me to dance in their music videos and offer me millions of dollars if I do.
I turned to the Barmy Army "What do you think?"
Dereck "Do it!Then we can call you the real Dancing Queen!"
The others bowed at my feet. What loonies.
"Ok.I will."
I caught Jake's eye and he smiled and gave me the thumbs-up.
Just like Dave did before I went on in Rom and Jul.
Try-outs are Friday so I better get on the ball (oo-er).
Friday,November 18th
5p,Try-outs
There's about 20 people here,and we've been given numbers.I'm number 18.
I am sooo nervous.
I've been dancing like mad, dancing everywhere I go and I think I've got the moves and steps all memorized and so on, but what if I trip and fall on my face?
Or even worse had one of those mad laughing fits where you laugh and can't stop?
Like on our class trip to Germany when Herr Kamyer said ",here ve are." and opened the wrong side of the compartment and fell off the train.
Hahahahahahahha,ohgod, I'm doing it now,I'm having a mad laughing fit ...
15 Minutes Later
Had to run off to the loos to get a grip .
I very nearly missed the start.
Try-outs are going very well I think,though.
I have an edge because I've been at rehearsels every day for the past month or whatever,I already knew all the dance steps, and everyone else was new.
We have to dance one at a time, doing whatever dances Randy called out, like the hussle and so on, and then we had a big group dance-off .
At then end whoever's number Randy calls out is in the final dance off.
5.20p
Randy came out with the other was obviously trying to catch my eye and smiled.
Ohhh God,now I really am I have to go the piddly diddly department very badly.
Randy cleared his throat "The following numbers I call will move on to the I do not call your name,please take your things and leave immediately.1,5,6,7,12,,14,16,17,AND ...
5.25p
Did a victory dance with the Beardy Barmy Army.
Everyone's looking me like I've lost my mind, which I may have but I don't care..I'm in the final dance off!
Randy clapped his hands "Ok,settle down,everyone,settle whose numbers I called,take your place in the middle of the floor."
Randy put a cd in the player then started a song -it was "Dancing In The Dark"
I didn't dare look at Jake.
1 Minute Later
This isn't so bad.I closed my eyes and tried to remember what Mum's Cosmo said ...something about dancing by your self...Oh yes,dance by yourself.
5 Minutes Later
I didn't even notice the music was off untill everyone started clapping and cheering.I opened my eyes-and I was the only one left on stage.
Oh my giddy god-I'm a back up dancer,officially !
20 Seconds Later
Oh my Giddy God's PANTS-I have to dance in front of 20 million billion people.
I think I'm going to faint.
Masimo came up to me "You dance very well,caro." and hugged me.
I nearly did faint then.
He is sooooooooo gorgey-porgey and he's mine all miney mine mine.
He said "You want go for out eat,to celebrate,me e you?"
I ndoded like a nodding thing on nod tablets.
"I have things I must do, I see you in 15,caro, and then we go."
Waiting for Masimo
Doing my hair,makeup,so on.
He said I danced well and I didn't even have any makeup on !
And I'm sure I had redness of the whole head.
Ooooooh !
2 Minutes Later
It's not the same as him telling me I'm the most beautiful girl in the world,like Dave did,but still.
15 Minutes Later
I bet Dave would have loved my mad celebratory Viking Horn Dance.
He would have laughed.
Not stare at me as if I've gone mad, like Masimo did.
Oh well,Dave is yesterday's news and Emma's boyfriend.
She can have him.
1 Minute Later
Still,I wonder how he is?
Monday,November 21st
10a
It's the last week of practice !
I can't believe it's been a month already!
I said that to the Barmy Army "Only three days left!"
Jake looked shocked "Thanksgiving is only three days away?"
"What's that got to do with anything?"
He laughed "I forgot, you're concert is going to be a Thanksgiving Celebrational Concert."
He laughed at my confusedosity 'It's a tv show, that's on every Thanksgiving, viewed by over a million people."
Oh, bloody,HELL.
10.15a
I think I am having a nervy breakdown.I have GOT to find Masimo.
10.30a
And as usual,no one seems to know where he is.
I went to ask Kate,as they're always practising together,but no one knew where she was either.
I don't know why she is always hanging was fired ages ago.
She's like a Hamburgese verison of Wet Lindsay
11a
Sitting in the loos.
My eyes are all red and swollen from crying but I DON'T CARE.
I found Masimo..snogging Kate in a closet...and what's more she didn't have a shirt on.
Or a bra.
Bloody f'ing HELL.
This whole time, the whole trip,he's known Kate, the sneaking,stupid,crummy foreign lying snake...
There was a knock on the stall then Jake said "Are you ok Gee?"
"No, I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on I SOUND OK?"
He sighed "Listen, I know.I found out this morning, and I was trying to find a way to tell you, but I couldn't find you, and I figured you guys had made up..or killed each other."
"Why,can you help me kill him?"
He opened the stall and looked at me,sadly. "He's a lying,rotten sack of shit but I wouldn't murder 'd be a waste of a perfectly good axe.' which made me of.
He knelt down and took my hands "Gee,you're a beautful girl, and you don't deserve a git like 're honest,and funny, and smart, and beautiful."
I looked at him .My eyes stung from the mascara running in my eyes but I din't care."You think so?"
He took a piece of loo paper and wiped my eyes "Yes, you are, outside and in.I've never laughed so hard since I met you."
"Laughed?"
"Yes, the things you come up with,the PANTS,and furry vikings, and .."
"Actually most of that was Dave."
"Who was Dave?"
"He's someone I knew back 's alot like 's got the same crinkly smile, and blue eyes and long lashes..."
,red bottom, down!
Jake smiled "Did you guys..have a history?"
11.30a
I told Jake all about Dave,even the bits about the ad hoc snogging.
He was quiet when I talked,and when I was finished he was quiet a bit then he stood up and said "I see."
I looked up at him "Wot?"
He exhaled,puffing up his looked like a in a good way.
He knelt down to eye level.
":Don't you see why we've gotten along so well? And why I was-why we spent so much time together and I thought you werre, well,I was ,but I don't know about you-falling for you?"
Oh my giddy god.
"You-I -what?"
"You're in love with him."
"Who,Masimo?No, he's a slimy back-snogging git."
"No, not Masimo,Dave."
I stared at .
"Me and Dave?'s just a mate.."
"That you 'snog'
Jake raised an eyebrow so I said quickly "But in a matey way."
"Do you want to -stay with me tonight?"
I looked at him "I'm sad,not desperate." and he laughed.
"No,so you can call this Dave and tell him."
"Er,I don't think that's,I mean..."
Jake just looked at me
"Ok, but I have to get my clothes and things from the hotel."
He smiled and helped me to my feet "Ok,meet me after rehearsels are get some makeup on, smile, and show Masimo what he's missing."
"Ok,I will."
We walked to the sinks.I looked at him "Do you realize you're in the girls' loo?"
And he started a bit I started laughing and we just stood there,hugging and laughing for ages.
10p,Bed
Brilliant night!
Had a pajama party with the rest of the Barmy Army,watching musicals and dancing all the parts.
The best part was during Rocky Horror when Derke stuffed a banana down his PANTS and sang "Sweet Transvestite".
I almsot DIED laughing.
And I don't even miss Masimo.
20 Seconds Later
Well,I do, a little not him,per se, but ermmm...bits of him.
You know what I mean.
Tuesday,November 22nd
10am
It is sooooo fabby staying here,with Jake, in his little flat thing.
His place is vair groovy 's decorated with loits of old rock star pictures and pictures of James Dean,Marlon Brando back when he was tres gorgey,and then Marilyn Monroe and Madonna.
I said "This truly is the home of a rockstar." ,because we'd been painting rocks for part of the ,it's sooo fab.I want my apartment to be JUST like his when I move to..er...wherever I move.
Today was our first day off together and we spent the day ordered chinese food and we watched Asian movies,like Godzilla, and Shangai we could only talk in really crap Asian accents or the other'd ignore us untill we did.
What a laugh.
2 Minutes Later
Speaking of which,laughs I mean...
I saids to Jake as he was getting out the fortune cookies "D'you think,I mean,like,would you..er.."
He looked up at me "You want to call Dave?"
I nodded and he brought he his cellphone.
My heart pounded about a zillion times a minute as I dialed and I nearly hung it up as it rang, but then Dave's mum picked up .
"Hi, Miss er,Dave's mum,is Dave there?"
"No,he's I take a message?"
Boy,it must be nice to have a normal mum,who takes messages insteads of sits on the phone and talks for ages and then goes and wiggles her bum in time to music with boys half her age.
"Well,when is he going to be back you think?"
"He's out with Emma.I think they went to a movie."
My heart 's out with Emma?Are they dating again,like,officially?
I felt like my mouth was full of poo.
I said "No,no message" and rang off and handed Jake back his phone.
"So...?"
"He's out with his ex,who may or may not be his ex anymore."
Jake closed his eyes " maybe they're just friends,like us."
I looked up at him "You think so?"
He smiled and pulled me to standing "Yes, now-' he put on a fake chinese accent "let us retire to the living room, for tai chai and chai tea and other such things."
15 Minutes Later
Still,I wonder if they're only just mates,like Jake said?
I'll maybe ring Rosie next time I get the chance to.