This is Allen posting for the first time, so please forgive me if my Author's Notes stink...

This is one of my favoriet ideas and hope you enjoy it.

Lero is the Earl's personal golem, the one thing that is closest to the Bain of Humanity. However, little is known about the talking pink umbrella. Even less is known about how he was created. It's said that the Earl almost made him a girl. But what if he did? What if Lero was a girl? Many have suggested the following scenario.

One day, Allen and Lenalee were called to Komui's office.

"We've received reports of a town in Germany, were the day repeats itself over and over again," the Head Officer informed them. "There's a possibility that it's being caused by innocence, but we haven't been able to get a single Finder in there. That's why were sending you…"

So they left for the 'Rewinding City' and had no trouble entering. But once they were in they couldn't leave. However, all of this is unimportant to the story. This story is about Lero. So let's get to Lero.

Allen had just woke up from a massive battle to realize his arm was nailed to the wall. The first thing he saw was a little girl with his coat. Of all the outragous things! Then she started calling her self a 'Noah' and telling him she worked for the Earl, talk about crazy! If Allen drank alcohol, instead of avoiding it like the plague, he would have said he was hung-over because nothing made sense. But what took the cake was when a talking pink umbrella started to scold the little girl. Now he was positive he had a hangover, even though he doesn't drink.

"OMG Road-sama! Your, like, totally not support to tell him that!" said the pink umbrella.

"Oh, come on Lero-sama! Why not? Its fun…" the girl replied.

"Well, first of all, you're like totally not supposed to make contact with the Exorcists; it'll, like, so totally mess up the Earl's plans. Also, you like, totally didn't ask permeation to take me, and you are soooooo totally going to get in trouble because you this, and that's, like, no fun!"

"The Earl wouldn't to that to me. I'm his favorite."

"Oh, I like, totally over heard the Earl and Lulubell talking and he said that she was his favorite now."

"What!?"

"Ya, it's so totally true!"

"No Way!"

"Ya Way!"

By this point Allen had decided that whatever was causing his head ache was better then this and he conked out.

Ya so, that's that.

Idea by Timcapi; Writen by Allen; Edited by Road with Allen at her side; Published by Allen

Reviews are loved. CC is very much appreciated. Flames will be used to cook pasta for my grandma's diner (you would not believe how hard it is to get a pot of water to boil on a wood burning stove).

(Road: +Sniff+ My little Allen's all grown up and using the account on his own! +Glomps Allen+)