THE FINAL CHAPTER !

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the ace gang rides again

Thursday,November 24th

11a

The Independance Hall

Up at the bum of dawn.

Todays the big day and I am soooooooo nervous.I'm glad there's going to be makeup people today.I don't dare put on makeup-I'll probably stick my self in my eye with my lippy,I'm so nervy.

It starts at 1p but we had to be here at 11am for fittings and makeup and so on.

I've gone to the piddly didly department 10 times in the last 5 minutes.I think it must be nervousness.

Or the lemonade I keep drinking.I better stop before I...go.

The costumes are soooo 're little dresses covered in sequins and stars and things, with matching wedges and earrings AND I get to wear a fake beehive (the hairstyle,I'm not going to put a bee's home on my head,you loons) and ginormously long boy entrancers that are especially glittery and sparkly,especially made for me !

I am going to have to make sure the tv people take extra pictures,to send to the Ace Gang back home.

Too bad they will not be here to see it.

2 Minutes Later

Too bad Lindsay is not here to see 'd explode in would be a plus.

12.55p

5 minutes untill curtain.I think I am going to be sick.

Larry, the costume guy, had to strap down my nunga-nungas down 4 times before they popped out and I can barely breath 's like wearing a corset like they did in Ye Ole Days .

I just hope I don't bust free in the middle of a song.I would faint if I did.

12.59 1/2

30 Seconds untill the curtain goes up..oooh gooooooddd...I think I am having a nervy b. with a bit of a f.t. coming on.

1.15p

Well,it's actually not going to bad.

During the first set,song by the Four Tops, I tripped over a wire and nearly beheaded a techie with my 'do but otherwise it went OK.

Next is the Supremes, and "My Guy" or,as Alan called it,"My Gay"

I just hope I don't forget the lyrics...

OH NO HOW DOES THE SONG GO?

1.18p

Went completely ballisticamus untill I remembered I was only dancing, not singing.

1.30p

Well.

The show is going well.

I don't think anyone noticed I forgot the dance steps and did a bit of ad hoc Viking Horn Dancing instead.

The really,really odd bit is,is I could have sworn I heard Rosie shout "Take 'em off!" during "My Girl" but there's no 's about 10,000 miles away in Enlgand.

1.45p

There's a sort of break so I went to get something to eat when I ran into was all red-faced and than usual,I mean.

"Someone is asking about ,I THINK it's have a bit of a funny accent."

"You mean Masimo?Tell him he can kiss my -"

"NO!Nonononono,it's not guy,er,well, he said "You bring back the bird in the bush" and then he kissed the mouth."

Oh dear way...

2p

I ran as fast as I could and peeked out round the curtain.

OHMYGOOOOOD.

It was !

Sven is here!
Hell, the whole Gang is here,plus Tom Dad,,Mutti (who I see dressed sensibly for once) and Libby who was dressed as a Native American clown...errrr...

I almost cried when I saw I didn't because it would ruin my makeup and it took literallly 2 hours to get it done

I wanted to go out there but Randy wouldn't let says I don't need 'extra stress' right if seeing his ginormous bum every day isn't stress enough.

I wonder why they came?

To see me?

Well, most likely.I don't know why else they would fly ALL this way.

I did notice Dave wasn't out there.

Maybe he's waiting for me,backstage somewhere.

15 Minutes Later

Re-touched my makeup and hair and went back,but he wasn't around.

I even asked round but no one's seen him.

Huh.

If he wants to be that way,fine.

Go be with his super-tosser girlfriend.

They're perfect for each other-they're both gits.

5p

The shows done !

At the end we all had to do this group bow thing, and I was on the end of the line.I saw the Beardy Barmy Army in the wings and motioned them out and they did linksies with me to instead of bowing,we did high the Muskettes or whatever.

What a larf.

I thought Randy was going to explode like a bowl of lard, but he did a bit of kicking only got a centimeter off the ground but still,it's the thought that counts.

I caught my mates eyes and they all stood up and shouted "All for one and one for all !" and "Pip pip!" for the longest time.

It made me a bit teary,really.

After the tv crews had finally cleared off, they could come backstage.

It was like a weep Dad had a bit of a cry.

"I'm sooo glad to see you lot, even you Dad."

"Yes well,you're still grounded for 6 months."

"I know."

Dad looked at me in because I didn't fight it.I think it's because I've grown up some.

I said that,I said "You know,I think I've grown up quite a bit since I've been here."

Rosie said "And out.I'm not a lesbian or anything,but PHWOOOAR!"

She is nunga-nungas have def. because of all the...well,you know.I can't bear to think of it now.

I am soooooooooooooooo happy !

Jas had to be Miss Fungus Knickers and spoil it all by saying "So why DID you leave?I mean,don't you know how STUPID that was?You vould have been killed...or worse!"

I looked at her "Anything else,MUM?"

She turned red and I could tell she wanted to shout at me some more,but Tom put his arm around her waist and said "She loves you and missed you very all do,and looked for ages"
"We thought you'd gone to Italy" Jas said.

I looked at her "Don't remind me."

I looked at Dad "I thought you were in conferences all month?"
"Not when I hear my first born has been KIDNAPPED.I mean,that IS what happened,right?"

I darren't look at Jas "Yes, of course. Who would be stupid enough to fly halfway around the world for a boy?"

Mum hugged me and said "I told your dad what I said, about forgetting about being dumped,and that I thought you had moved on."

I nodded like a noddy things on noddy tablets (oo-er!). "Yes, very much so."

Mum turned to Dad and said "I told you so."

Sven started crying and yelled "Group hug!" and squeezed us together.

15 Minutes Later

Ok,this is getting a bit I can feel someone's elbow in my bladder.

I called out "Rosie,if you can hear me, tell him to LET GO.I have to go to the piddly diddly department like billio."

I heard Rosie say "Down,big boy" and the pressure was GOD.

As we layed about panting,I said "There's a big meal for everyone at the hall if you want to go."

Libby said "Are you going to Ginger?" she's not let go of my leg yet.

I said "Yes."

"And you going home ,bad boy and not make mummy cry?"

I knelt down so we were eye-to-eye.

"That's right.I'm going home" and she squealled and grabbed me round the neck like a limpet.

5 Minutes Later

Tried to shake her off but she's still hanging ,she's got a strong grip.I stood up,Libby still round my neck like mad jewlery.

The Ace Gang looked at me like I was a er,looking-at thing.

I shrugged "Shall we?"

5p

It's sooo nice to have everyone here,even Libbs!

Mutti and Vati are going to ground me for about a million years but I don't really care.I'm away from that stupid Italian git,my family and friends are here, and there's LOADS of nummy scrumboe food withOUT mould growing on it !

The Barmy Army and the Ace Gang are getting along quite and Jake are comparing beards which is bonkers within itself.

I am a bit sad, has and Sve,Jas and Tom...and I have no one.

Jake must have sensed I was sad and whispered "He'll come he loves you like I think he does,he'll wait for you."

"I don't know-I wouldn't if I was him.I've been horrid to him,stringing him along and so on..."

Jas looked at me "Oh God are you talking about HIM again?",jerking her head in Masimo's direction.

Masimo caught the movement and looked all gave him a dirty look and he blanched and looked quickly to his plate.

I raised an eyebrow. Jas said "Sven kicked his arse between his teeth and threatened to do it again if Masimo came anywhere near you ever again."

"Remind me to tell Sven how much I love him. And no,actually I was talking about-my 's going to kill me once we get home."

Jas rolled her eyes "Don't be so dramatic" and went back to eating.

6p

There's a party with dancing afterwards, but I don't feel much like dancing.I think I am going to officialy retire my backup singing career at the ripe age of 16.

Sven and the Ace Gang and the Barmy Army are making the most of it,thoug,h dancing like vikings...furry vikings with dance in their PANTS.,...

I wish he was here...

6.10p

Rosie came and tried to make me dance, but I resisted so she sent Sven to come over, who picked me up and wear me like a he danced.

I think I"ve chipped a tooth,bouncing hilarious though,if I wasn't overcome with poonosity.

I shouted over the music "OK,put me down and I'lll dance!" and he put me down but just as he did the music stopped suddenly and the DJ guy said "Sorry folks but this is a special request' and the song started.

It was "Tracks Of My Tears".

I went to Jas "I don't think I can stand much more of this.I'm going."

"What's up your arse?"
"This is-well, Dave." I started crying and Jas put her arm round Barmy Army and Ace Gang saw and gathered round.

Rosie looked at Jas "Did she say Dave was up her bum?" and I shoved her, then started crying harder.

"He said it's our song, and he danced and snogged me,then he jumped out my window and broke

his bottom."

"You saw him before you left?While didn't you tell mne?What did he say?"

"It was days before I he didn't say anything, just that this was our song and he loved me"

The girls was deafening.

"He said THAT?"

"When?"

"How did he say it to you?"

"Actually he said it in French."

The girls started all talking at once.

"How romatico!"

"Than he must mean it, it IS the language of love."

"Oooh la la !"

and so on.

Jas had to ruin it all,though, by saying "Yes,but HOW did he say it?Did he say "Love ya." or "Love you,matey?"

I looked at her "Matey?"
"Yes,I mean..you know..." she trailed off.

I sai "He said J'taime"

"But did he mean it in a matey way,or like,I mean.."

"I don't know,Ellen,he said that, then he snogged me and jumped out my window."

"Isn't your window on the 1st story?"
"Yes,hence the part about breaking his bum."

"I think you neeed to think about says he loves you, but then when he hears everyone's coming to rescue you,he doesn't." Jas butt in.

Rosie said "But he did spend about 2 days straight out, calling round.I don't think he even slept."

Jools then said "And how happy he was to hear from her."

I looked up "he was?"
"He disappeared for ages, and everytime we saw him he had red thought he was you know,doing drugs untill Jas said Dave went to Tom's and cried and broke was very upset."

Tom elbowed her "You weren't supposed to tell anyone!"

"He didn't er,I mean,was he ok?"
Rosie snorted :" soon as he heard from Radio Jas you rung me,he practicaly lived at Olds loved,he's not so messy as my Sveeny, but he drove me the phone rang he practically had a nervy b. and broke whatever he was holding in his had to buy completely new tea set."

"Well, it doesn't 's not here, so you've just got accept it,suck it up and-Oh."

I looked up and over my shoulder.I didn't see anything at first, just alot of people from the concert milling about, chatting and having normal lives, but then the crowd parted like in the movies, and Dave was standing there, in black.

Oh my giddy god trousers.I felt my self go red all over.

"Ergllfl."

He smiled and said "Yes, well,ergllfl to you too."

My legs went all had to hold me up"Steady on,mate."

Dave said "It's not like I'm a sex god or anything."

I looked at him "Shut up"

"You shut up."

"No,YOU shut up."

"NO,you shut up."

"No, you SHUT up."

"No,you shut UP."

Ellen shouted "Why don't the pair of you shut up?"
We all looked at her..Blimey, that was the first time she ever made a complete,coherenet sentence!

"Er,uhm,like,I mean..please?"

Never mind.

Dave looked back at me.

He smiled at me and I smiled was like it was just us two,alone, and no one else was around.

I started to say "How have you been?" but he started to talk at the same time I did.

We both stopped, paused ,then said "Sorry" at the same looked at each other.

I hate awkawrd this was the tip-toppiest awkwardest awkward silence,ever.

He raised his eyerow so I raised raised both of his,I did.

He raised both his brows high and I did, but made a fish face and he burst out laughing.

"Ha, the bigger the PANTS the harder they fall!"

"All You Need is PANTS"

"By The Track of My Pants."

"That,by far is the nastiest thing I ever heard." but he said it laughing.

Jas threw up her hands "You guys are stupid!" and stomped off .Tom shook his head "She's got a point." and ran after her.

I looked at Dave and he was grinning.

"Want to er,go out side?"

"Ok." He took my hand and the rest started cheering.

I turned and gave them two fingers and they fell about laugihng.I looked back at Dave and he was laughin too.

I shoved him "You're useless."
"And here I was,thinking all I was was a great snog." and he winked.

He grabbed my hadn "Let's go outside."

6.30p

I don't have a coat.

Dave saw me shivering and wrapped his coat around me with him still in it.

He smiled down at me and put his hand around my took my breath away.

To cover it,I said "Hi."

"Hi there."

"How have you,?" I asked and Dave said 'Let me show you" and snogged me.

7.30p

Oh my giddy God,Masimo was a great snogger and all, but OHMYGIDDGOD.

He kissed me softly at first, and then was my neck aching so I turned to face him and he zipped up the coat so I was right against was good.I probably would have fallen over.

Then he put his arms round me and started kissing me started out just doing lip-to-lip, but then I opened my mouth a tilted my chin up with hand and and slipped his tongue in my mouth.i felt faint.

But in a good way.

A moan sort of slipped out,I'm not sure how but bit sort of breathed out,shakily.I saw a tear fall from his eye.

"Dave?"
"I'm sorry It's just..I'm happy."

I felt my face go hot and rasied a hand to it, and realized I was crying too.

I kissed him on the lips, and he lip nibbled, then raised my chin up and kissed up and down my neck then he kissed back to my mouth, and we snogged.

We went on like that for it must have been 20 minutes,with hand around my waist the other stroking my hair.

i did moany in his ear and his eyes widen in suprise but he didn't stop snogging moved his head to my neck and kissed up and down it, breathing soflty.I felt my self go all red and melty.

OHMYGODOHMYGOD.

I put my hand under his chin, brought his mouth back to mine and started snogging him again, and even did nip smiled and mid snog said 'i have taught you well."

I said "Shut up and kiss me.' and we started snogging hand trailed under the ocat and my shirt, and up my ran his fingers up and down it was making me very very...well,you know.

I did moany in his ear again and he pulled me even closer,his hands on my bottom now, and I slipped my tongue in his was feeling very..lumpy and it was making my red bottom raise it's er,bottom.I wanted to snog him so badly that it made me moan again and he monaed back,in my ear and sucked it.I felt my legs sort ofd fall under myself but he caught me and rasied my hands to be around his neck and slipped his hands under my dress and onto my bottom and started kisisng me with major tongue action again.

Dimly I had heard the door open a few moments ago but didn't think anything of it until I heard,like through say "Oh my" and Rosie say "I'd say they made up." and Jas say "More like made out."

I tried to step back form him, but I forgot our coats were zipped togehter, and he fell on top of me saying "Oof."

I could feel Dave all,you ,know,lumpy under me.

I smiled up at them and said cheerily "How do you like the party?"

Mum raised an eyebrow "I can see you're enjoying it vey much."

i realized Dave's hands were still in my skirt on my bum,which was raised up so everyone could see where his hands were.

I went beetroot and grabbed the dress and brought it back down,red-faced.

"Dave,get up."

He whispered in my air "That's not a good idea."

I whispered back "Why?" and he looked at me.

that wriggling about and him wearing tight black leather jean,well,it wouldn't leave anything to the imagination.

I smiled at Mum again. "Anything else?" as Dad came outside.

Mum trned around real fast and said loudly "No ,she's not out here either,lets go inside dears." and sort of hered Dad back to the door.

As he went in I heard him say "If she's doing anything I can think of I am going to KILL her."

As soon as the door closed Sven and Rosie grabbed Dave and mine arms and helped us up.

Rosie had a stupid smile on her face.

"What?"

"So when's the wedding?"

I tried to kick her but couldn't reach.I stuck my tonuge out at her instead and they went back to the party,laughing like they are.

Dave said "Here,let me put that tongue to use" and kissed me again.

We wizzed through the snogging scale all the way to above waist activity and then he stopped suddenly.I opened my eyes "Is something wrong?"
He smiled and said 'How long?":
"PARDON me?" I stuttered ands he laughed

"You're I meant was,how long have you known?"

I tried to think back but all the snogging had given me a bit of stupid brain.

"It's always been you.I even tried dating other girls but they were all so dim and dull compared to you.I'm just glad we found you before you did anything stupid with Masimo that you'd regret."

and he hugged me tightly

Uh-oh.