AND SO, THE AMAZING ROAD AND HER PUPPY ALLEN HAVE MADE A NEW STORY FOR THEIR WONDERFUL FANS.

Yes, we're back. 3 Although I am currently not in my home state, I have internet access and Allen re-sent me this new chapter in the hopes that I would make you happy by uploading it. Hope you enjoy, and hope you're happy with this (FOR NAO).

What if Komrin fell in love?

Reever and the other staff from the science department were minding their business as usual, when Komui opened the door. The wall exploded behind him, which could only mean one thing. "Oh no not again," the staff groaned.

"I've done it!" Komui shouted with as much enthusiasm as ever.

"Done what head officer?" the science department grumbled.

"I've perfected the Komrin Program!"

"Whoopee," they said without any infliction. The big robots had stopped impressing them after number 35.

"I call him Komrin the 207th!" The head officer shouted. "There won't be any problems this time. I programmed this one with emotions!"

At that time, Lenalee walked in with coffee. The science department completely ignored the robot and went straight for the Joe.

"WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE ME?" The robot asked. The science department was busy sipping their coffee and Komui was congratulating himself on a job well done. Which left Lenalee to comfort the dejected robot.

"It's okay, Komrin. They had some bad experiences with your prototypes, that's all."

"THANK YOU LENALEE," the robot said with a robotic sigh. Then something strange happened. "LENALEE. I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY CIRCUTS. I THINK – I THINK I'M – I'M IN LOVE!"

"Oh boy," she muttered to herself as another syringe full of sedative hit her neck. Nothing happened. "I must be building immunity to this stuff," she said as she did a back flip out of the way of the next needle. "Komrin!" she shouted. "I need you to listen to me. I know that you love me, but this will never work. I'm an exorcist, and you're a… well, you're a robot."

"LENALEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND."

"We can't be together."

"LENALEE…" Komrin looked down, then his eye turned red. "IF I CAN'T HAVE LENALEE, NO ONE CAN!"

The science department still wasn't paying attention and Komui was still congratulating himself.

"TURMINATE EXORCIST LENALEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Komrin shouted as his chest cavity opened and a huge canon slid out. In addition, each leg was equipped with a rocket launcher. "DIE LENALEE LEE!!!!"

Explosion after explosion ensued as Lenalee constantly fought the robot. With a final kick, the head went flying and Komrin was no more.

Komui picked that exact time to turn around and see his pride and joy in a pile of scraps with his sister standing over it. "NO!!!! KOMRIN!!!!!" he shouted as the head went flying into the abyss.

"Why!? What did he ever do to you!?" Komui pleaded with his sister.

"Do you really want me to answer that question, brother?" With a well placed kick, Komui joined his ex-pride and joy.

Lenalee walked back into the science department and found Reever finishing his coffee. Without looking up, he spoke. "Robot hit on you?" he asked.

"Yep," Lenalee responded.

"Figured something like that would happen if it had emotions."

"Really?"

He took another sip of his coffee. "Yep."

"Why don't you go figure out why." With a well placed kick Reever sailed out the door and down into the abyss. Then she turned to the rest of the science department. "Anyone else knew this was going to happen?" Lenalee asked with pure hatred in every word.

"No," the sci. department responded I unison.

"Good," she said as she went to go take a shower.

This is actually very short. I appologize. But hey, at least it's a chapter! Allen has another one that he's sent me, but I'll let you all simmer with this one (and get over the shock that we finally updated this) while I try to enjoy the last 5 days of my vacation here in Michigan.

Idea by Allen; Written by Allen; Edited by NO ONE; Published by Road.

Reviews are always welcome. We want to hear from our old fans so we know they're still reading! Flames will be used to keep my feet warm as Allen and I slave over a hot laptop to bring you new chapters. Or to force people to bring me beautiful Lucy Maria Misora figures, Japanese PS2s, and Strawberrry Panic video games. Whichever comes first.

P.S. Next chapter is based off of the idea that Zack1996 gave us. We hope he'll read it as soon as we put it up. I think it's pretty funny. 3