||| [T] h e [C] a f e |||^Itachi Uchiha^|||-April Fools Special-

"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. "

~Colette

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Btw; This has nothing to do with the main story line at the moment!!

Mariko's lips began to twitch into a full out goofy smile when she spotted the date on her calendar.

April fools day

Ah, the day where she could be even more childish then usual and run around playing tricks on random people she had never met before. Her smile widened as a series of pranks began to play through her head like a slide show. Although, this year was different. This year, she had a boyfriend, and she knew that close to nothing could get past him. Plus the Uchiha was probably oblivious to the fact there was even such a holiday. He'd probably laugh at the mention of such a silly holiday. But because she knew the Uchiha couldn't possible know about the holiday's existence had rendered him a perfect target.

She shivered with excitement as she planned out the perfect prank for her beloved victim.

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Somewhere else in the world

Itachi sighed as he looked up miserable at the calendar pinned into his and his partner's tack board. It was that holiday again. He was still scarred from the last April fools day, where the orange masked moron stapled saran wrap on his walls. The Akatsuki base was a complete disaster and because of it the member's had spent the rest of the month repairing the base.

& that wasn't even the worst part.

Tobi hadn't come back to help them out with the damage and eventually everyone gave up on trying to kill him.

Itachi examined every centimetre of the room before walking out into the clear hallway. He made his way down to the living room-un harmed- and eventually found himself a distance away from the base. There was no way in hell he'd go through something like that again.

He hated the holiday with a burning passion but there had been a time in his life where he was quite fond of it.

His little brother-the one with the bird butt like hairstyle-had always been his partner in crime when the holiday had come out. The two of them had gone around the whole village toilet papering the hokages' tower and other houses along the way. The two of them were unstoppable with their pranks.

The Akatsuki member snickered at the memory before finding himself in front of the Iwagakure village gates'. Hopefully Mariko wasn't as immature as the other member's (Meaning Tobi) at the base and she hadn't believed in the holiday.

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Itachi had promised her last Thursday that he would visit her, too bad for him it had been April fools day. Mariko successful thought of a joke she'd pull on the Uchiha, although it wasn't going to be any physical thing like throwing a pie in his face when he knocks on her door or shake his hand with a shock ring. No, she had something bigger planed and she'd wait it out.

Soon enough she heard a knock on her door and was greeted with the Uchiha, he had a bouquet of flowers-carnations- which he'd always bring for her when he'd show up at her door. He smiled at her and kissed her on the cheek before handing her the flowers where she'd fetch a vase for them and replaces them with the decaying ones upstairs in the room.

She set a kettle on for tea and they talked about life.

It had been at least two by now and she had decided to throw him a fast ball.

"You know Itachi san...There's something I've been meaning to tell you." He lifted the green tea cup to his mouth and mumbled a 'yes'.

"I'm pregnant."

The look on the Uchiha's face was absolutely priceless, she couldn't have picked a better time! Although her new cushions had been drenched with a mixture of tea and his salvia it was worth it. Once he had dramatically spit out the tea in his mouth his left eye began to twitch and his jaw dropped.

"Come again?'

"I'm pregnant." She held a smirk as she watches the Akatsuki member freak out. Some of the words he had said came out to fast for her to understand it but once she got past the 'How' 'Why' 'impossible' she decided to tell him that he had been pranked but it seemed almost to fun to end.

'W-when did you find out?"

"This morning."

Haha, He's cracking

"I don't understand!?"

"Don't worry about it...APRIL FOOLS!" She pointed at his face. Itachi looked at her dumbfound as he watched her laugh to herself, "I can't believe you fell for it."

"Umm...So I am not a father?" She was quiet for a second and then started laughing again.

"You are way to cute for you own good."

"I'm confused..."

A/N;

Random Idea,

& I felt like I need to write something about April fools day

Tee hee