Another chappie for my wonderful reviewers!


I woke up, expecting to be in a lot of pain because I slept on the couch but suprisingly I wasn't, in fact I was In my bed in pajamas and my clothes had been washed and set on my dresser. I was also tucked in tightly. I lifted the covers off of me and stood.

"Zim?" I called. I felt around for a light and found the one for the whole room. I turned it on. In my room, a little robot that looked like GIR stood. Only this little robot was a mix of yellow, pink, and red where Gir was blue. I was so stunned I thought I was gonna die.

"Erin, reporting for duty!" She said, saluting.

"Erin?"

"Your boyfriend made me, Mistress." I blushed a deep crimson and shook my head.

"Is Zim still awake?" I asked the little robot. She nodded. I walked out of my room and into the living room. There was only GIR watching the Angry Monkey Show while eating a taco. My SIR ran in and sat next to him. He turned, looked at her, and his mouth fell open.

"Ahhhhhhh..." Was all he said. I snickered and looked around for Zim. He wasn't anywhere to be seen. I walked over to the Toilet...wow thats still a weird thought...and went down it. I heard Zim talking to the Tallest. I listened in.

"She...she's my mate." Zim said.

"I guess it's only fair...you did find her..." I heard Red say.

"I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS." I heard my supposed father say.

"We will talk about this later, Purple. Just be glad he found her!" Red snapped. I walked in a little further, and I was sure everyone saw me. Zim turned and stared at me.

"Jesse, you should be in-"

"I'm going out." I said, folding my arms. Zim's mouth dropped open in shock.

"But those human pig smellie males may hur-"

"I. DON'T. CARE." I snapped.

"Jesse I have to say I agree with Zim; stay home." Tallest Purple said. I shook my head.

"I will be back, Zim."

"No, because your not going anywhere."

"Yes I am!" I said, and stomped back up the stairs. I rummaged through my drawers and found a super short black skirt, a purple half shirt without straps, and black high heeled shoes.

"Where did I get these?" I whispered. I shrugged and got dressed. I then teased my hair, put my cell phone in my pocket, and walked out the door. I could've sworn I heard a light click as I did. I walked to the nearest teen club and walked in. I walked up to the counter-all of the beverages were non alcoholic.

"I'll have the Strawberry Margarita." I said, sitting down next to a very familiar bo-

"Dib?"

"Jesse?" We said our names in unison. I smiled.

"What'd you get?" I asked him.

"Strawberry Margarita." He said as the bartender set my drink down. Gladly, Dib couldn't see that I was blushing.

"Really? I got the same thing." I said with a little laugh. He was just so cute...I couldn't understand why nobody was swooning over him. He smiled, which made me smile and blush.

"So what are you doing here?" He asked me as I took a sip of my drink. I giggled and twirled the little umbrella in it around.

"Oh...I just woke up about thirty minutes ago and I was bored. So I figured I'd come here. You?"

"Oh...well...I needed to get my mind off of some things." He said, taking a sip of his drink.

"Like what?" I asked. He set his drink down.

"Oh...the fact that I don't have a family that cares about me or friends or a girlfriend for that matter. Just that kinda stuff." I looked down at my lap.

"Oh...I'm sorry." I said. He smirked.

"Hey, it's not your fault. Don't worry about it, we're here to have fun, aren't we?" He said. The clean version of Get Low came on.

"Yeah. Wanna dance?" I asked him. He smiled.

"Sure." He said as he took my hand. We walked out to the middle of the dance floor and started dancing to the song. I swayed my hips as he brought me a little closer. We both danced like we'd never danced before and as the song went off, we heard a loud ding.

"Okay, EVERY BODY GO HOME!" The owner said. I sighed and Dib and I went back to our places at the bar. We grabbed our drinks, he put them on his tab, and we walked out of the club.

"Thanks Dib. For everything." I said, finishing my drink and throwing the cup away.

"Hey don't worry about it." He said. I hugged him.

"I'll see ya Monday, okay?" I said. He nodded.

"See ya then." He said with a nod. We then walked off in different directions. As I was walking home, I decided to walk down an alley.

Stupid idea, I know.

A man that looked at least 25 and needed a bra started following me. I stopped and turned.

"Leave me alone." I sneered. I turned and ran into another guy who was a lot skinnier, but smelled drunk.

"Ay bae bae, whereyou gottabe?" He slurred.

"Home." I said through clenched teeth as I pushed him and tried to walk home. The guy who needed a bra somehow got in front of me.

"Honey, you need ta go home with me." I stopped and pushed him.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAKS!" I screamed and tried to run. The drunk guy caught up with me and grabbed me.

"Babe you you need to chill with me and Big Tiggie." He said. I couldn't get out of his grasp, no matter how hard I tried. I kicked him where the sun didn't shine and nothing happened.

All of the sudden, The guy who was holding me looked scared. So scared he peed himself. I turned and there was Zim, out of disguise, with these huge metal things coming out of his back pack and he was held above ground by them. A little gun was in his hand.

"Let. Her. Go." He said, as the gun transformed. It now had two barrels and they were pointed at both men.

"Or what?" Big Tiggie asked. Zim's expression became stone cold.

"Or I kill you with the handy little gun in my hands. Now let her go or I will make sure you never see sunlight again." Zim said as the gun charged up. The drunk guy dropped me and he and Big Tiggie ran off. Zim went back to normal and ran over to me. He picked me up bridal style and GIR flew us home. He set me down on the couch and started pacing. I guiltily looked down at my lap. He stopped pacing and turned to me.

"Jesse, if you EVER do ANYTHING like this EVER again, I WILL make sure you are punished, got it?"

"Got it." I said, staring at my lap.

"Jesse, I only say this because I love you, alright?" He said, picking me up off of the couch and hugging me. I nodded. He sighed.

"Are you hurt?" He asked me.

"My arm hurts, but I'm okay." I said, rubbing my arm. He nodded, let me go, and then turned.

"I will go down to the lab, and I want you to sleep. I will see you tomorrow, okay?" He said. I nodded and he left. I looked at the clock. It was 2:30.

Oh crap. I wasn't going to skool Monday, because that was the day The Tallest would be here.

Hmm...don't know how in the world 2:30 reminded me it was Sunday but oh well. I walked to my room, threw all of my clothes off, hopped in my pajamas and fell asleep.

Wait, where were Erin and GIR? I shook it off and went into a deep sleep, so deep that not even an earthquake could wake me up.

I just hoped tomorrow would go well.


Wow this chappie was wierd...remember they were fake margarita's Jesse and Dib were drinking.